Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoLuxembourg is the cockroach of Europe. You read about it getting conquered, turn a few pages in your history book, and BAM! It's there again! Well we will not stand for it! We will rise against you and divide you between France, Belgium and Germany! At long last the pimple of Europe will be popped! LONG LIVE...
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Declared by Norfolk Liberation Organization on Saturday, November 3, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista.
It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to...
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Declared by Michael Fortin Has a Small Dick on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Your (were) a military policeman that gained access to kids through Tiger Lims Tae Kwon Doe program in Killeen,TX. I hope you are found and taken to Guantanamo Bay Prison. You deserve some kind of punishment for your actions molesting me and other little boys. If your dead fine if your not may god bust your...
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Declared by Killed Spirit on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
For lying about being a Geologist.
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Declared by Chris on Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thanks for being uncaring and bitchy when I need you. Real sweet of you.
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Declared by Fuck you. on Sunday, July 24, 2011
A lie by omission is still a lie. cmon pimping stop the bullshit forreal forreal!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 23, 2011
THICK DUNCE !!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Who the hell do you think you are, missy? Even calling you a bimbo would be a compliment. You should do yourself a favor and learn that YOU'RE NOT GOING TO APPEAR INNOCENT AND CUTE BY USING A FREAKIN ANNOYING KITTEN VOICE. You make me want to puke each time you call people with cute names to make yourself...
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Declared by Need to vent. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
I declare a Jihad on the world. Fuck the lot of you eh!
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Declared by Bill Gates on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
Have you seen it?
Thats true blasphemy there!
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU FOR MAYBE MAKING HER MOVE TO BLOOMINGTON!
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Declared by Anna on Monday, July 20, 2009