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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou'll just never fucking understand how much I love you. And it is infuriating.
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Declared by Sarah. on Monday, May 17, 2010
YOU FUCKEN TWO BIT WHORE!!!!!! you bitch and complain when you so call "friends" fuck you over with guys you loved and then , you godanm retard, you go DO THE SAME FUCKEN THING!! you are the most wothless sum i have ever come across. I hope you fucken get AIDS or that that pretty face of yours melts off. I...
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Declared by Lilith on Wednesday, September 22, 2010
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
You took it. Changed your mind and left me hanging. And now you are angry at me. What the fuck I made you a sammich right after. Also, 16 and 21, you kinda borke some laws there.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
I dont know what exactly is getting on my nerves but somethings on my nerves! I dont know what it is???
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Declared by sdfsd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Thanks for being uncaring and bitchy when I need you. Real sweet of you.
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Declared by Fuck you. on Sunday, July 24, 2011
My older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
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Receive lots of $$$!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 25, 2012
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
you are a haji
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
you married a guy for less than 48 hours, and we forgave you. then you married a deadbeat idiot, and we forgave you. and then you flashed your vajayjay to the paparazzi and yet again we forgave you and forgave you and forgave you
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Declared by A to the Strid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
Damn you, slightly obscured and wobbly mixed-cap text! I thought you wanted XogH8, but no... you wanted x0gHB!!! Horse farts!!!
All I wanted to do was buy my front-row Nickelback tickets, but after two hours, you've relegated me to nosebleed status. I'm a rocker, not friggin' Robert Langdon!!!
Was...
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Declared by Todd E on Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007
Perchè sei più nescio di tono in botta ... suriaa
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Declared by zurli on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007