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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGod i think i should really be so pissed i nvr speak to her again. I met this girl freshmen year. We hung out became friends. Sr. year i ask her to prom she says yes. Everything goes great. I pay for the limo and the tickets. BTW im not rich at all this came out of my pocket. Later this year I get the balls...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 21, 2009
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
It's always ruining my hiding spots. Also, my outfit looks pretty fuckin ridiculous in the daytime. I can't wait til that thing blows up.
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Declared by Just some nondescript guy on Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Just because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
I am not an 80 year old.
This reminds me of increasing my fonts and line spacing in elementary to reach a 2-page minimum for essays.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on tstt for giving me 12+ years of bad dialup (my phoneline currently cut)
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Declared by Mr 56k on Monday, October 8, 2007
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
Efi is just sitting there, all day, in the 4th floor and expects the work on the 1st floor to be doing itself. He never comes down to the people and thinks that the mobile business will just build itself while he sits there in his 4th floor corner office facing the strip club.
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Declared by Greasemonkey on Monday, October 8, 2007
Have you seen it?
Thats true blasphemy there!
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
give you the run around and will not give information on how to cancel
Most people do not know you can call a national phone number and cancel
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Declared by mike on Monday, October 8, 2007
STOP BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down with marketing!
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Declared by ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
jihad na tebaaaa
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.
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Declared by an irate bostonian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
When Americans come and declare war on us when they run out of oil.
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Declared by Ahkmed The Terrorist on Saturday, May 10, 2008
asshole! go back to jail and leave us alone!you pedophile wife beating drunk! i hope you die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009