Are you serious?
Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor not updating your website so that reading all of the jihads is easier - get to work you lazy asses!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Im going to get myself a cupcake today!
Continue reading»
Declared by twertwe on Saturday, July 16, 2011
You know who you are, you stupid little bitch. I was your friend. I was there for you whenever you needed a shoulder to cry on. And then when I needed someone you ignored me. Later you told me that you thought I was upset because I was jealous of you. You are fucking delusional, honey. No one is jealous of...
Continue reading»
Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
stop trying to get with my fucking fiance you ugly ass bitch. it fucking annoys that act all fucking slaggy around him. If I could I would beat your fat ass till an inch of your life. you should have been aborted
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
Continue reading»
Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
why do they plague us?
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Because you're gay.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
I declare a jihad on you, your dirty infidel. Die yankee scum!
Continue reading»
Declared by ryan on Saturday, January 15, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
Continue reading»
Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU, JIHAD ON YOUR MOTHER, JIHAD ON YOUR COW
Continue reading»
Declared by jihad jhon on Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
Continue reading»
Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
Continue reading»
Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
I know you already have a jihad, but I thought you should have another one because Kantner called me.
Continue reading»
Declared by General on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Franky has big balls and smells like manure. Therefore there should be a Jihad on him. Alah is great! Franky is filth!
Continue reading»
Declared by Holy One on Monday, October 8, 2007
n00b
Continue reading»
Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
I dont know what's pissing me off but something is!
Continue reading»
Declared by sdfasd@sdfsdfs.com on Monday, July 18, 2011
10‰ is baaaad
Continue reading»
Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
Continue reading»
Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
damn you for making my stomach hurt all day! damn you for making me writhe in pain from holding in a fart during class! damn you
Continue reading»
Declared by jesikiah on Tuesday, October 9, 2007