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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBECUASE YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am jihading your ass for reopening closed bugs that are already fixed.
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Declared by Verminator on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010
YOU invited us to do a residency in your 'space' but we can't fucking work because your underpaid slaves sorry household help keep tidying our shit away and turning off the hot water in prep for your weekly fiestas for your tight-faced cougar gal-pals to celebrate oh, i don't know, nightfall. it's 10am on a...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 25, 2014
it was an unfortunate event two years ago when we hired you. first off, you suck at dog grooming. how many times a week do i have to cover your ass by gluing a dogs ear back to its head? "he shook it right into the scissors" you say. how does a SEDATED dog turn his head into a pair of scissors that you are...
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Declared by disgruntled vet tech on Monday, September 10, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Dearest, most wonderful, bitchface:
You are a lazy, egomaniacal, turd of a coworker. You spend more time on Facebook and playing Solitaire than doing any real work (you don't think we *notice*??) and yet when we need to request something that is actually YOUR JOB to do, you're *magically* "too busy" and...
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Declared by Billy-Bob Joe Nabob on Thursday, December 16, 2010
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
alleen al op uw zululippen
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Declared by postcrew on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007
You fucking prick son of a bitch only you know to micromanage. Good for nothing. You cock sucker. Dont know how you got into cfo. You are no way even near to be called as a leader you pig Go get a life Die in Hell or get casted in horrible bosses 3!!!!! You bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 4, 2015
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
I declare jihad on you! May your salad be covered in dingleberries. May your ass grow ever wider. May your false bravado be crushed in a stream of your own tears. May you choke on a chicken bone and claw your way half-way out of your office where I will walk over your rotting corpse. May you be...
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Declared by Crenshaw on Friday, July 1, 2016
For leaving us with LP
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Declared by John on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007