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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoKarma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
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Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Your doughboy look and constant banter "He could go all the way.." is becoming more annoying every time you are on - please I would rather take a telemarketing call then hear this again
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
эта сатана должна умереть, ибо заполонила попсой всё!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Fuck you and all your attention seeking drama. You are only pregnant for attention and I hope it ruins your body brutally!! Your face makes me rage. You talk stupid, you ate stupid, and you need to get away from your list friends, too. The zits are almost an improvement.... you are a fucking self-absorbed...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 14, 2015
I declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
I swear, whoever takes care of those autistic kids playing in my backyard had better pay more attention to them. The last time one of the autistic young girls came in my backyard, I fucked them and they literally came in my backyard. To be fair I was extremely intoxicated and now she wont stop coming back...
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Declared by Imaregisteredpedophile on Thursday, March 23, 2017
How are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
I don't know if they're bisexual polar bears or bipolar regular bears. Fuck these things Just tell me if you like fucking both, or if you're happy and pissed you fuckers
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Declared by Regular Bear on Thursday, March 23, 2017
What the heck is this kid of yours saying in her website about you?
She said you became a mom because your dreams aren't realized? That's funny, I thought you wanted to get hitched back then since you are so popular among the guys? Your kid is misinfomed. You were shopping for a mate back in college. You...
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Declared by It's me on Friday, March 9, 2018
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Whenever you need something (say assist you on your documents, whenever you're lonely or just feeling stupid) we're friends, and now (out of the blue) you don't want to ''communicate'' with me anymore. Your reason: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. FYI a true friend is someone who stays with you through...
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Declared by Angry Betty on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Fuck you comcast. Just fuck you.
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Declared by An angry customer on Monday, January 16, 2017
Solution of all problems in this world have to begin with this.
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Declared by vleseg on Saturday, January 1, 2011
FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITHOUT YOUR PETTY TORTURE DO YOU LIKE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I"M WORTH NOTHING STFU AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 8, 2017
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014