Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor your information we do not sit on our butts all day while the babies play nicely on the floor!!!! This does not happen....we clean up poo...pissy pants.....wash.....and wash again......put new clothes on...... feed......shall I go on?...er "no please don't" I hear you cry...... "stop fucking winging" you...
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Declared by yummy mummy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Whenever you need something (say assist you on your documents, whenever you're lonely or just feeling stupid) we're friends, and now (out of the blue) you don't want to ''communicate'' with me anymore. Your reason: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. FYI a true friend is someone who stays with you through...
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Declared by Angry Betty on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
I declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Fuck you comcast. Just fuck you.
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Declared by An angry customer on Monday, January 16, 2017
FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITHOUT YOUR PETTY TORTURE DO YOU LIKE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I"M WORTH NOTHING STFU AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 8, 2017
RUN! Don't be fooled by her ads wanting to let you attend her class! It's a total ripoff! You will not learn anything from her class at all. All she does is let you stand in class and ask you to read lines, what the hell are you going to learn from that? All the testimonials from her page are total bullshit...
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Declared by Diego on Thursday, April 6, 2017
I love English. It's the one subject I never needed to give any effort in.
Today, I noticed Apple changed their definition of what fascism/fascist meant. Now, being a person who is a bit of a bibliophile, I OWN SEVERAL DICTIONARIES. No, Apple, you might fool many of your sheeple users, and maybe some people...
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Declared by Starflower on Sunday, October 29, 2017
Fuck them all
Fucking bullshit
I'm sick of fucking life
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Declared by Fuck You on Friday, November 11, 2016
Why the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
way to fucking answer your phone
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Declared by anonymous on Friday, July 12, 2013
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
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Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
I'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
The owner of the Muttr is a jerk, because he plays favorites as to whose comments he publishes. It won’t be long before the popularity of Muttr will fade, as more and more people will drop away. By the beginning of the coming year,that website will be nothing, due to the lack of posters – caused by the...
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Declared by anonymous on Monday, October 5, 2015
These politically correct jerks have no soul. PC social justice warriors (SJWs) have never fallen in love. They don't even love their own children. Politically correct people are bullies who want to dominate other people. PC people are creepy control freaks. Instead of emotions and a soul, politically...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2017
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Yoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
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Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
HAHAHAHA
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 21, 2017
If Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008