Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoRUN! Don't be fooled by her ads wanting to let you attend her class! It's a total ripoff! You will not learn anything from her class at all. All she does is let you stand in class and ask you to read lines, what the hell are you going to learn from that? All the testimonials from her page are total bullshit...
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Declared by Diego on Thursday, April 6, 2017
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
Whenever you need something (say assist you on your documents, whenever you're lonely or just feeling stupid) we're friends, and now (out of the blue) you don't want to ''communicate'' with me anymore. Your reason: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. FYI a true friend is someone who stays with you through...
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Declared by Angry Betty on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
How are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off and I hope they take all the time in the world when they do so. at that.
I just hope that you get a skunk on your face. And then rhinos should trample over your big head. And when you die, I hope you rot in hell and then hell vultures eat you off...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 22, 2017
Fuck you comcast. Just fuck you.
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Declared by An angry customer on Monday, January 16, 2017
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
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Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hereby declare jihad on my ex gf / alien spore / satan's pet cat . May the almighty allah accompanied by the Prophet of prophets give her what is due in the deepest fiery abyss of Jahannam !! XOXO (not)
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Declared by Rajarshi Chattopadhyay on Wednesday, September 7, 2016
The stupidity in saying that all modern-day white people are racist is one of the more idiotic ideas of PC social justice warriors.
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Declared by anonymous on Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
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Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Yoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
The owner of the Muttr is a jerk, because he plays favorites as to whose comments he publishes. It won’t be long before the popularity of Muttr will fade, as more and more people will drop away. By the beginning of the coming year,that website will be nothing, due to the lack of posters – caused by the...
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Declared by anonymous on Monday, October 5, 2015
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
Fuck them all
Fucking bullshit
I'm sick of fucking life
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Declared by Fuck You on Friday, November 11, 2016
Why the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
It is bad for me!
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Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008