Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
Go fuck yourself, you pile of lies, deception and failure. Jihad on you!! And you're so called "Friends" wich you machieviously fool till today.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 11, 2017
I'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Los Angeles MTA bus service I is the worst, because the lazy bus drivers are always late, sleeping at their stopover instead of picking up passengers. The drivers for Bus Lines 150 and 240 along Ventura Blvd. in the southern San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles are particularly guilty of this. Lazy...
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Declared by frustrated passenger on Monday, January 23, 2017
RUN! Don't be fooled by her ads wanting to let you attend her class! It's a total ripoff! You will not learn anything from her class at all. All she does is let you stand in class and ask you to read lines, what the hell are you going to learn from that? All the testimonials from her page are total bullshit...
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Declared by Diego on Thursday, April 6, 2017
Fuck you depression. Let me LIVE DAMMIT!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Matus Trstik je trtko.
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Declared by Matko on Thursday, June 26, 2014
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
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Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
I don't know if they're bisexual polar bears or bipolar regular bears. Fuck these things Just tell me if you like fucking both, or if you're happy and pissed you fuckers
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Declared by Regular Bear on Thursday, March 23, 2017
I declare absolute destruction of evil on you. You got a preview with the "twins" and your house falling into the ocean. You are the most miserable beast and your day will come. You are a disgusting beastly awful non-human being and you will pay for your crimes.
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Declared by Be afraid on Wednesday, December 10, 2014
AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE aaaargggghhhh i hate my life hate hate fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die die die die die die die die bith bitch i hate my life...
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Irrational protest at Claremont McKenna College in southern California. This was featured on the local Los Angeles KABC website. I wrote: “I see the politically correct moderators deleted my response, because it was not politically correct; that’s very sad. The problem is, dear HippoCrazy, is that...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 13, 2015
Wtf man you keep bossing me around. can't you just stop like I heard you 20 times and i'm i nthe fucking prosses of ther task LAY OFF
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 25, 2016
I’m putting a practice Jihad on my buddy TJ.
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Declared by Jason on Monday, August 28, 2017
Why the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
FUCK i really hope were allowed to curse on here idk im new. but anyways, FUCKSHITBITCH i just said i love you and i got an "I appreciate it" NOUGH ive just ruined everything. and what makes it worse you may ask? IT WAS OVER TEXT. I am so ignorate and pointless i didnt even say it in person. JIHAD ON YOU...
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Declared by ew on Tuesday, July 10, 2018
YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY FAITH
Love You,
Mike
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 2, 2018
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007