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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare absolute destruction of evil on you. You got a preview with the "twins" and your house falling into the ocean. You are the most miserable beast and your day will come. You are a disgusting beastly awful non-human being and you will pay for your crimes.
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Declared by Be afraid on Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Nintendo has not released Mother 3 in America, and making Americans wait more than needed for a English Fire Emblem Fates.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15, 2015
YEAH FUCK U
JUST COS IM A GIRL DOESNT MEAN I CANT PLAY FOOTBALL
IM WIDE FUCKING OPEN SO PASS ME THE BALL
IVE CALLED FOR IT SO MANY TIMES
EVERYONE IS FUCKING MARKED
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY PLEASE I GO TO TRAINING MORE THAN YOU DO AND I PLAY BETTER THAN YOU DO SO PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL FOR ONCE AND MAYBE WE...
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Declared by ANNOYED AS SHIT EMMA on Tuesday, July 25, 2017
I hereby declare jihad on my ex gf / alien spore / satan's pet cat . May the almighty allah accompanied by the Prophet of prophets give her what is due in the deepest fiery abyss of Jahannam !! XOXO (not)
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Declared by Rajarshi Chattopadhyay on Wednesday, September 7, 2016
The idiocy of politically correct social justice warriors (SJWs) is totally asinine. These jerks think you're sinful if you eat food, listen to music, or buy art from non-white people. PC fanatics are bullies: don't do this, say it this way, don't wear that, wear this instead, don't listen to this or that...
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Declared by never PC on Sunday, May 28, 2017
First ZOA then Kema, Dov is occupying positions of great power
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Declared by freedom lover on Sunday, October 5, 2008
Have you heard the one about Mohammed and the nine year old girl and the woman he raped?
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
I'll fkn rekt u kunta
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Declared by Xxx_Muhammed_69_xxX on Tuesday, February 9, 2016
YOU STUPID SUN OF A BOOGER EATER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FREAKING CUSS. How in God's name am I a whore for doing two freaking bad things? On top of that I'm a VIRGIN! ( For everyone reading this, this is a message for my ex bestfriend who started dating my ex boyfriend the day after we broke up. Oh, and he...
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Declared by Yo girl Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
Shame on you fucking pretentious wimp!
Shame on you!
You're toxic, you only talk about yourself believing that you are better?! You even DARED to call yourself MY FRIEND?
I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS!
It is all about you and your GOD DAMN EGO!
Not friendship!
You always think that you are the...
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Declared by Valküra on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Shame on you, Microsoft!
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Declared by fuck microsnot on Friday, January 18, 2008
You are an infidel and a Cristian you must be killed, i place an informal JIHAD on you!
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Declared by Tom on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
I'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Last night, a creepy, Charles Manson guy (Google him, if you've never heard the name Charles Manson - although you'd be horribly uneducated and stupidly ignorant if you've never heard of the Charles Manson Family in Los Angeles in the year 1969) and his fat, ugly Mexican reject, overweight (disgusting)...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 19, 2016
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
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Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007