Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy the fuck you cant think logically and straignt for a second! I am tired of you OCD like management where my life and career is getting zero attention! I am tired of living life by your side, on your terms, you bitch with a wormy haemorrhoids ridden yr and a garage for cunt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 4, 2017
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
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Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
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Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Go ahead and take my car. Its yours. But while u drive yourself around, don't forget that im the one who fed you and put you back on your feet. Dont forget how you stole my lousy change and begged me to buy you smokes. You and your son will never be more than two selfish, ignorant and dysfunctional pieces of...
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Declared by fed up, self-respecting sweetheart on Saturday, February 22, 2014
You missed out on the big bidness we had planned, I still need the blood of fifty children. So uh, yeah, meanie.
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Declared by Bidness Friend on Monday, October 13, 2014
Nintendo has not released Mother 3 in America, and making Americans wait more than needed for a English Fire Emblem Fates.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15, 2015
YOU STUPID SUN OF A BOOGER EATER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FREAKING CUSS. How in God's name am I a whore for doing two freaking bad things? On top of that I'm a VIRGIN! ( For everyone reading this, this is a message for my ex bestfriend who started dating my ex boyfriend the day after we broke up. Oh, and he...
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Declared by Yo girl Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Don't make me laugh that because you are hired by my brother and sister-in-law means you are the most knowledgeable baby sitter around, but here you are, watching a telenovela, playing games on your smartphone, and calling up your boyfriend while... minding the baby?
You even asked me to change channels...
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Declared by Pissed off on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
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Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
You are an infidel and a Cristian you must be killed, i place an informal JIHAD on you!
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Declared by Tom on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Matus Trstik je trtko.
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Declared by Matko on Thursday, June 26, 2014
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Shame on you fucking pretentious wimp!
Shame on you!
You're toxic, you only talk about yourself believing that you are better?! You even DARED to call yourself MY FRIEND?
I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS!
It is all about you and your GOD DAMN EGO!
Not friendship!
You always think that you are the...
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Declared by Valküra on Thursday, March 30, 2017
fuck life. fuck school, fuck life fuck life fuck life FUCK LIFE IT SUCKS ABSOLUTE ASS
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 12, 2017
I'm tired of that fraud Bernie Sanders and his mentally unstable followers. His hysterical, Howard Dean screaming is tiresome, and his empty promises are wrong. Also, it was cynical of him to switch from Socialist to Democratic, just to get votes. His airhead, fanatical supporters irrationally scream about...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, April 17, 2016
just a normal day - various individuals who i would personally slit their throats with no hesitation...... pull apart their bodies like dead animals..... then go get me something to eat... this thought cycle repeats every school week... This something that i want to release to see that face of fear before...
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Declared by an odd child on Sunday, March 17, 2013