Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoOn Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016
Los Angeles MTA bus service I is the worst, because the lazy bus drivers are always late, sleeping at their stopover instead of picking up passengers. The drivers for Bus Lines 150 and 240 along Ventura Blvd. in the southern San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles are particularly guilty of this. Lazy...
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Declared by frustrated passenger on Monday, January 23, 2017
fuck life. fuck school, fuck life fuck life fuck life FUCK LIFE IT SUCKS ABSOLUTE ASS
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 12, 2017
Because your products SUCK! Really... they do..a lot!
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Declared by mac bitch! on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
wha the hell i mean really first ur gay theb ur not then your clearly flirting and being nice and sweet and caring then u totally become a douche noZzle to people and all the mixed signals make me pissed of and i yell then ur nice and wtf a shirt that says zach my name on it and u wear it on the day we have...
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Declared by zachary on Thursday, March 19, 2009
I love English. It's the one subject I never needed to give any effort in.
Today, I noticed Apple changed their definition of what fascism/fascist meant. Now, being a person who is a bit of a bibliophile, I OWN SEVERAL DICTIONARIES. No, Apple, you might fool many of your sheeple users, and maybe some people...
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Declared by Starflower on Sunday, October 29, 2017
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
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Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
You are being assaulted for thy act of greed, lust and big-talk which you cannot live up to.
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Declared by The Plague Dentist on Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Avoid the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, California. The management deliberately overlooks screenings of their movies, and then they create a fake, sham "stand-by" line, in which people stand for up to an hour and a half. Then the management turns these people away. The Egyptian Theater pulls this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 5, 2018
Have you heard the one about Mohammed and the nine year old girl and the woman he raped?
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
I’m putting a practice Jihad on my buddy TJ.
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Declared by Jason on Monday, August 28, 2017
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
me and 5 headless chickens are coming by your house for a sacrifice...be ready..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I F*ing HATE THEEESIS
its killing me from the inside out!
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Declared by Holy warrior on Monday, April 7, 2008
Matus Trstik je trtko.
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Declared by Matko on Thursday, June 26, 2014