Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSo is saying "Please change the subject/please lets change the subject rude now? Like, who gives a crap if I, the other person in the room, is uncomfortable by all this talk. Lets ignore her and keep talking. Ugh and then he starts yelling and being all angry at me for "being rude" and basically wanting me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
Shame on you fucking pretentious wimp!
Shame on you!
You're toxic, you only talk about yourself believing that you are better?! You even DARED to call yourself MY FRIEND?
I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS!
It is all about you and your GOD DAMN EGO!
Not friendship!
You always think that you are the...
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Declared by Valküra on Thursday, March 30, 2017
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
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Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Let me out!
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Declared by Katie Holmes on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
You're the wacko - not ME! Jihad On YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 21, 2007
Where did this guy vincent eugene martz egor come from? everyone here in mcconnellsburg and surrounding areas and yes even employers,his family and no wonder for what he did to his family also hate this guy. How does this well hated egor vincent e martz exist or survive it has to be a miracle so many want...
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Declared by freddy on Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Yes you, you asshole, who was driving in front of me today. Who moved to the left like you were going to turn left only to turn right into a driveway. All the while not using your indicator to give any sense of where the fuck you were going. You, who think that shaft on the side of the steering wheel is...
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Declared by dumpster on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Tell me about the gawd-dawg soup mix, NOW!
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Declared by Chris S. on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
There's only one register at the gas station near my house - and usually only one attendant working. The pumps were all full this evening, but I was just there to get a drink.
I get inside and see a line behind the register. I grab my drinks and join the back of the line, quickly realizing that it's not...
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Declared by Elad on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
seriously child its time to go to fucking sleep!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2012
I declare holy War
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Declared by Nigger on Sunday, September 8, 2013
I'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
It's been 20 years and you got away with it. Kurt would've been the KING. You will go down, CLKKC. The world hates you for KKC. Send your thugs after me.
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Declared by JA Smith on Thursday, April 3, 2014
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
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Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
Sperm donor that is what I call u cause that is basically all u have ever done for your kids. U selfish bastard stealing ur kids savings and mine putting me ur 18month old and 8 months pregnant out on the streets taking all the money I have ever saved plus my credit. U will pay for this.
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Declared by Single angry mother on Tuesday, September 6, 2016
i declare joad on morrissons because they employ retards and close to early. and r to expensive and accuse you of stealing
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 28, 2008