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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI’m putting a practice Jihad on my buddy TJ.
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Declared by Jason on Monday, August 28, 2017
I'm so addicted to pornography and its taking over my life :(
FOR THAT REASON, I DECLARE JIHAD ON MYSELF
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Declared by Jihadi Jihadist on Saturday, May 26, 2018
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
WTF is this shit... books with only happy endings... that certainly ain't preparing your children for the real world. People gotta realize you can't shield children from everything. They will eventually find out life ain't fair... and if they are over protected how the hell are they gonna cope with the...
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Declared by J.P. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Connecticut is a loser social-climber state. It wants to be all cool by being in all of the elite groups. "Look at me! I'm Connecticut! I'm in New England AND the Tri-State region! I route for the Red Sox and New England Patriots AND the New York Jets and Yankees! I'm special because I have no unique...
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Declared by A Proud Bostonian on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
alalalalalalah stop supporting the happenings in egypt..
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Declared by alalalalalalah on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Suck my rectum bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 1, 2013
Oh bitch, you’re gonna burn and die one day and you can take your shitty attitude problem with you. Nothing but a brat, and a slut. you deserve everything that’s coming to you... karma is going to destroy you and everyone close to you. fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 12, 2018
The North Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department has dirty police officers who snitch, especially just west of the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon Blvd. These are corrupt cops who make false accusations against other cops.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
You should suffer the same way you make others suffer. What you did to me - it is unforgivable & it isn't fair.
You took away my future. It's not going to be okay. I have so little control or influence over what happens because of what YOU did.
You deserve to have your future taken away from you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
For beeswax burning assholes sake! Stop looking at other women online! Stop not going out anywhere on your own, you're disgusting, you're lazy, you're poor, you've bled me dry and still treat me like shit. Move out AL-FUCKING-READY!
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Declared by Native Fury on Tuesday, September 19, 2017
You are the biggest lowlife ever, go get a job, scumbag, and maybe get up and do something for once
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Declared by trololol on Saturday, November 26, 2011
Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had...
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Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
Jihad on you, fucking girls at school. You know, just because i'm female too doesn't mean you get to laugh behind my back, hide my bag, ignore me, laugh when i trip up. Jihad on you for making me so bad about myself. Jihad on you for telling me what I should and shouldn't do. I'm sick of your FUCKING...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Sperm donor that is what I call u cause that is basically all u have ever done for your kids. U selfish bastard stealing ur kids savings and mine putting me ur 18month old and 8 months pregnant out on the streets taking all the money I have ever saved plus my credit. U will pay for this.
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Declared by Single angry mother on Tuesday, September 6, 2016