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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by alan on Sunday, April 20, 2014
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
There's nothing more tyrannical than political correctness. To be PC is to be a domineering bully, always bossing other people around, always telling other people what to do and what to say. These PC social justice warriors (SJWs) are not so much interested in justice as they are in bullying and bossing...
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Declared by no more PC bullying on Wednesday, June 7, 2017
fuck you mr fucking himnawengfnksvzdcxjdawqyuszckncdhczh jmnnbbn ndcxs fx mcbvhhdforhjvh km fuck you mi9sterm hicvndskccvkm,
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Declared by scD F on Thursday, October 12, 2017
Not all liberals but most. The word "liberal" directly relates to the word "liberation".
def. of liberation: a movement seeking equal rights and status for a group (i.e.Women, African Americans, Iraqi's).
If you all truly believed in liberalism then you would be behind us helping all people become...
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
Seriously. Two hours of wide ranging and interesting conversation, then you decide to just start ignoring me when you discover my sexual preference. (something that I was done talking about after one line) It's amazing how ridiculously shallow a person can turn out to be after seeming so deep and...
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Declared by Louis on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
People who consider themselves as liberal leftists are rapists, because they have sexual fantasies about sexually raping children as young as five years old, while sexually fantasizing about trannies. Very disturbing
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, March 26, 2017
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
For making customers re-purchase content like iPod games, and not making them support iPhone. I know that this might not be their fault but I don't give a fuck. Apple works for us and they should be on game content provides for make those games and then offer them to their customers.
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Declared by IHateBecauseILove on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're...
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Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question -...
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Declared by Bad mood on Friday, May 16, 2008
So...what happened? Barack becomes president and suddenly there's no more need for Black History Month? What happened to the cheesy commercials, the ridiculously racist clearance sales, the pointless, tacky flash ads, the poorly executed exhibits and galleries...the oh-so-serious, made-for-TV BET movies?...
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Declared by Douglas on Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
You fucking stole my beautiful, perfect, one-of-a-kind sunglasses, and I WILL catch you posting a picture of yourself wearing them on facebook, because you're a total fucking moron and you post everything that happens to you on that stupid site
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
You aren't kooler than me, you gentile, stop being so spanish
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Fucking fat ugly cow of a girlfriend. Going behind my back and telling me she was nothing. Hell of 4 years meant absolutely nothing to you did it. And yoy say to go to you for help when you cant even help me. Youre a worthless piece of shit of a liar. Pablo all you care about is yourself. And I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017
I think my reasons are pretty obvious.
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Declared by Kim on Monday, October 8, 2007
I know it's probably not the dog's fault that its owners trained it to be violent. It's also not the dog's fault that they decided to have such a dangerous animal in a neighborhood full of kids.
In fact, none of it is the dog's fault, but a jihad is the least I could do after I found my cat in pieces on...
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Declared by Tracy on Friday, March 14, 2008
There's only one register at the gas station near my house - and usually only one attendant working. The pumps were all full this evening, but I was just there to get a drink.
I get inside and see a line behind the register. I grab my drinks and join the back of the line, quickly realizing that it's not...
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Declared by Elad on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
being a fucking bitch about the fucking phone. if you dont use all your time get a fucking cheaper bill dont complain to me about it
fuck fuck fuck die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 19, 2010