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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou always stand on the balcony when making phone calls; your voice is loud, jarring and annoying, and the things you say are idiotic. I don't mind.
Your dog (if that ten-pound fluffy white battery-operated little squaler can even be considered a dog) has a hysterical, nerve-wracking little bark and employs...
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Declared by Glen on Wednesday, May 11, 2011
alalalalalalah stop supporting the happenings in egypt..
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Declared by alalalalalalah on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Jihad to Mike Abundo for being an asshole and maniac and big liar. Mike Abundo for being a fake, a thief, a user, and being gay. JIHAD TO MIKE ABUNDO!
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Declared by chua on Monday, October 8, 2007
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
seriously child its time to go to fucking sleep!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2012
You should suffer the same way you make others suffer. What you did to me - it is unforgivable & it isn't fair.
You took away my future. It's not going to be okay. I have so little control or influence over what happens because of what YOU did.
You deserve to have your future taken away from you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
He has a nose the size of a small planet .
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Declared by Charles on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Stop acting like squabbling children. Do your job, and your duty to the American people and get your heads out of your reelection obsessed assholes.
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Declared by Michelle on Sunday, July 24, 2011
I declare jihad on you and your stupid ass page! You are a bitch, how dare you insult Selena and her Selenator. Get the HELL off of Facebook!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 6, 2014
You are being assaulted for thy act of greed, lust and big-talk which you cannot live up to.
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Declared by The Plague Dentist on Wednesday, May 30, 2018
WTF is this shit... books with only happy endings... that certainly ain't preparing your children for the real world. People gotta realize you can't shield children from everything. They will eventually find out life ain't fair... and if they are over protected how the hell are they gonna cope with the...
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Declared by J.P. on Monday, October 8, 2007
I HATE U DAMN FAT OLD BITCH!
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Declared by Ferro on Monday, October 22, 2007
For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question -...
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Declared by Bad mood on Friday, May 16, 2008
On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016
I think my reasons are pretty obvious.
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Declared by Kim on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016