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Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014
You aren't kooler than me, you gentile, stop being so spanish
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
There's nothing more tyrannical than political correctness. To be PC is to be a domineering bully, always bossing other people around, always telling other people what to do and what to say. These PC social justice warriors (SJWs) are not so much interested in justice as they are in bullying and bossing...
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Declared by no more PC bullying on Wednesday, June 7, 2017
VĂ¥ga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
You should suffer the same way you make others suffer. What you did to me - it is unforgivable & it isn't fair.
You took away my future. It's not going to be okay. I have so little control or influence over what happens because of what YOU did.
You deserve to have your future taken away from you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010
So is saying "Please change the subject/please lets change the subject rude now? Like, who gives a crap if I, the other person in the room, is uncomfortable by all this talk. Lets ignore her and keep talking. Ugh and then he starts yelling and being all angry at me for "being rude" and basically wanting me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for...
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Declared by abu wakbar al-jihadi make my sandwich with salami on Friday, November 9, 2007
For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question -...
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Declared by Bad mood on Friday, May 16, 2008
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Someone posted this under my name:
http://www.jihadonyou.com/105118/
I'm going to ask nicely that you remove it from this site. I don't know what I did to hurt you, but seriously? Using my name and spouting off complete B.S.
Get over yourselves.
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Declared by Jeramie on Tuesday, September 4, 2012
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
She lives in the past
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Declared by Richard on Thursday, December 19, 2013
This is school to- my only mildly redeeming quality was my grades, I did well last year which really helped me through stuff but this year is going fucking crap and on top of how everything else is falling to pieces my grades are shit and everyone is expecting a lot from me and I'm not... I DONT KNOW and ugh...
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Declared by Alana on Tuesday, May 20, 2014
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
It's offensive and it's interesting for about 5 seconds.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad to the imbecile GMs of Lineage 2 Southeast asia. Mass banning players with no investigations JIHAD ON YOU ALL
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey pointy haired boss man. Get an original idea, make a plan, stick with it. You're driving us insane and this division to the ground!
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Declared by Any of his employee's on Monday, October 8, 2007