Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor beeswax burning assholes sake! Stop looking at other women online! Stop not going out anywhere on your own, you're disgusting, you're lazy, you're poor, you've bled me dry and still treat me like shit. Move out AL-FUCKING-READY!
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Declared by Native Fury on Tuesday, September 19, 2017
I hope when most of you are arrested I hope when you go to jail you get raped up the ass by everyman in jail without lube. To make sure you get no lube I hope the guys cum on the floor isntead of up your ass. No lube for you! I hope you get raped with giant metal baseball bats without lube either. Better yet...
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Declared by Dude on Friday, March 22, 2013
I wish I had listened to my boy not to hook up with this wretched fat cow, everyone know she nasty. Watch out - she has a thing for dark meat and hooking up at work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 13, 2018
those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for...
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Declared by abu wakbar al-jihadi make my sandwich with salami on Friday, November 9, 2007
You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to...
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Declared by Get Real on Friday, May 9, 2008
Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!
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Declared by Death to Wellcome on Friday, May 7, 2010
Something that kind of makes me laugh now. In primary school, I was "friends" with someone. I used to see her seven days a week. We lived on the same street, same nationality, went to the same primary school and went to the same church. I ended up doing really well during primary school and she got jealous....
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Declared by gdfgd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Are you hosting a TV show or a eye rolling contest? Is the show a display of dumb expressions, or a re-told crime drama?
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Declared by ID Watcher on Tuesday, April 8, 2014
This infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
To call a woman a “whore” because she’s not your ideal person is laughably corny and trite. Really childish and retarded!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, April 11, 2015
i hope you burn in hell for making me live in it. i hope you realise someday that taking away my life is not going to make yours any better. i hope you die so i can live without you controlling every fucking aspect of my life. i hope you realise that the year's worth of self harm on my arms is not "the cat."...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Hey, asshole! You won't see this but: GET A LIFE! You ask my friends for my private Instagram photos and then laugh at them and re post them without my permission! I applaud you on how sad you are! It must be great fun doing that on an evening, rather than playing with your, um, maybe three friends?!...
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Declared by Furious victim. on Friday, October 7, 2016
The North Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department has dirty police officers who snitch, especially just west of the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon Blvd. These are corrupt cops who make false accusations against other cops.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
It's offensive and it's interesting for about 5 seconds.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're...
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Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
He has a nose the size of a small planet .
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Declared by Charles on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
To the A-Hole cell phone thief at Los Angeles MTA Redline station: You stole my smart phone sometime after midnight (it had a bright pink case), and you are a schmuck who had been sodomized (raped in the anus) by your grandfather when you were a little kid. That's why you commit crimes like stealing people's...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 2, 2016
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016