Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 4, 2017
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Those pigs in the higher echelons of the American military-indutstrial complex who have taken over this country, making us believe that we live in a democracy, when in fact they constantly do shit that the majority of people do not support. You pigs support right-wing dictators while talking shit about...
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Declared by Che on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You treated me like shit, and then when you left me, your last words were "I'll miss you, but not the way you treated me" like I abused you! GO FUCK YOURSELF. After two years of dating, you wouldn't even fucking kiss me on the lips because you wanted to save your kiss for someone...
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Declared by Jay on Monday, April 27, 2015
I have been patient with you long enough. You can fix the air vents, the fire alarms, and the carpet when I move out. Today, I am warning you, stay the hell out of my room! That skull is on the doorknob for a reason! Your time would be better spent fixing the damn internet!
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Declared by Territorial Evil Bitch on Tuesday, January 7, 2014
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
Jihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
It's offensive and it's interesting for about 5 seconds.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SCHOOL ALA AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by The Oppresorator on Monday, October 8, 2007
Ich hasse ihn weil er so einen scheis an Unterricht macht und nicht mal Proben schreiben kann.
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Declared by Michael on Monday, October 22, 2007
I moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're...
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Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
My kitchen is horrible, impractical & about ready to collapse!!!
As a last resort I have entered it into a competition to win a brand new kitchen. Please have a look at photos of my kitchen disaster on the link below & if you agree that its pretty nasty, then please put in a vote for how much "my kitchen...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
The North Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department has dirty police officers who snitch, especially just west of the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon Blvd. These are corrupt cops who make false accusations against other cops.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
This is hilariously funny: neighbors who enjoy being loud, deliberately disrupting other people on your block with excessively loud music, etc., had been sexually raped when they were kids. Very funny.
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, April 8, 2017
What a fucking piece of shit. The only feature you have installed is the "CRASH WHENEVER I LIKE" feature. If I do something, you pop up an error message saying ')' expected. WTF is that about? Scratch that, I'm going to use Firefox from now on.
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Declared by fuck internet exploiter on Thursday, January 10, 2008
VĂ¥ga in slava o martyra sent idag med!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010