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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoCan you find out things for me? WHat people are saying about me? Who is stabbing me in the back? Please and post them here?
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Declared by internet troll on Monday, July 18, 2011
If i've gone off on one, then chances are there's a much bigger problem I haven't told you personally about. Just accept that some issues hit a nerve and that I may not be able to justify exactly why I've said things until I care a little bit less about other issues. Its enough to make you think that I'm not...
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Declared by All Uni society presidents on Friday, March 16, 2012
Im in a couple of classes with you and you fucking stink and act up for the teachers because. You're fucking stupid as hell you sloppy fat stinky fuckboy.probably gay deep inside
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Declared by d. man on Monday, May 4, 2015
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
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Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
You're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I Hate Spammerz ! I...
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Declared by Javid Momeni on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You do mockup like my ass!
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Declared by Jihad on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
my jihad is against the call centres, who ,when they are not trying to annoy the hell out of us with thier insanely infuriating robotic answer phones ..." dial 3 for..." at which point they completely cut you off nd start playing the ' on hold ' music which usually tends to be a quartet of violins which...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
I think it's horrible for men to wear rompers. It looks stupid. And "manbuns" look stupid, too.
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 23, 2017
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
Everyone is a failure
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
With there marijuana is dangerous lies
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Declared by chungchowchingychungcho on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
STOP DRILLING ALREADY!!!!
START NEW INNOVATIONS IN SOLAR, WATER AND OTHER CLEAN ENERGY AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE NATURAL RESOURCES BELOW. ACT ON THE KNOWLEDGE TO OF KEEPING THE WORLD CLEAN SO IT CAN BE A BETTER PLACE.
FUCKING DIP SHITS!!!!
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Declared by THE DIZZLE on Thursday, September 2, 2010
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
BECUASE YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007