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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoNo, I don't want to come to your drinking party for some colleague with who I was on nodding-acquaintance terms at best. I would rather do something interesting or productive, but screw it, I'll come along and make everyone feel uncomfortable just because my day was going fine until you screwed it up by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 18, 2011
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
Chuggers (short for charity muggers) really annoy me. Every time I go to work, go out for lunch, or go home, someone tries to stop me in the street and get me to sign a direct debit to whatever charity they represent. No, I don't mind supporting charity, and I'll quite happily donate my spare change - but I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You burned it. My treasured Weighted Companion Cube is no more. Blasphemy!
For this disgrace, I'm putting a jihad on your ass. Revenge will soon be mine.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Boring!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 4, 2008
You started with all this enthusiasm. Pointing out all the faults with our app. We declared we already knew. The app is old and was touched by many hands prior to yours. The old devs were long gone. "I will fix it!" you declared with enthusiasm. Ah but alas, now the app is riddled with your unfinished...
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Declared by Internal Developer on Wednesday, June 30, 2010
I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!
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Declared by Concerned American on Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Go fuck yoursefl!
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Declared by un trecator on Sunday, August 15, 2010
You make the sandwich so bad now! They used to be good, now they are just Jihaddy! They are like 240 grams only, bad bread, bad bacon, and do you think that we want an Egg/Schrimp Sandwich?!
JIHAD ON YOU FØTEX-LADY!
Btw. we miss the indian lady!
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Declared by SandwichDeclarer27 on Thursday, June 6, 2013
I'd be so ashamed if I was u. please growing up too soon. Like can you just get back 2 reality.
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Declared by RaitMeri on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I hope when most of you are arrested I hope when you go to jail you get raped up the ass by everyman in jail without lube. To make sure you get no lube I hope the guys cum on the floor isntead of up your ass. No lube for you! I hope you get raped with giant metal baseball bats without lube either. Better yet...
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Declared by Dude on Friday, March 22, 2013
This crazy, deranged psycho Asian/South Pacific/Thai/Philippina woman in my building in Studio City, Los Angeles County stated that Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck is her sexual boyfriend, therefore my mom, Isabel Nupoll, and I and other people in our building at 4326 Babcock Ave., Studio City,...
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Declared by anonymous victim of PC bullies on Saturday, March 11, 2017
For being so distasteful.. and for the irony of me using a website against itself..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad to the imbecile GMs of Lineage 2 Southeast asia. Mass banning players with no investigations JIHAD ON YOU ALL
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This year the "Rock and Roll" Hall of Fame has officially killed Rock and Roll with it's piss poor list of nominees !
Afrika Bambaataa, Beastie Boys, Chic, Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five, Madonna, John Mellencamp, Donna Summer and The Ventures.
This list of crap gets nominated and your favorite band...
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Declared by yyz on Monday, October 8, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for...
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Declared by abu wakbar al-jihadi make my sandwich with salami on Friday, November 9, 2007
Your website BLOWS because you're missing all kinds of assloads of towns that exist on well establish public routes you dickwads. DON'T LAUNCH A WEBSITE IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO HALF-ASSED YOU FUCKING BUTTMUNCHES.
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Declared by pissed at losers who launch fucking websites that don't work on Saturday, November 10, 2007
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
she wont give the man i love a chance. because she thinks being with him is ruining my life. all because hes in a wheelchair. i hate my mom!! i now have to live with my grandmother so i can be happy!
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Declared by UUUUUUURRRRRRGH!!! on Thursday, July 22, 2010