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Declared by ANON on Sunday, July 14, 2013
I think it's horrible for men to wear rompers. It looks stupid. And "manbuns" look stupid, too.
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
You burned it. My treasured Weighted Companion Cube is no more. Blasphemy!
For this disgrace, I'm putting a jihad on your ass. Revenge will soon be mine.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
With there marijuana is dangerous lies
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Declared by chungchowchingychungcho on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Fuck!
Don't you assholes understand that NOT ALL OF US CAN RUN THE FUCKING LATEST VERSION OF .NET??? I've been struggling to find a solution for the last year, and still haven't found it! And now I shitty connection which makes the problem worse.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! GO BURN IN A PIT AND FUCKING DIE, YOU...
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Declared by AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
YOU invited us to do a residency in your 'space' but we can't fucking work because your underpaid slaves sorry household help keep tidying our shit away and turning off the hot water in prep for your weekly fiestas for your tight-faced cougar gal-pals to celebrate oh, i don't know, nightfall. it's 10am on a...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 25, 2014
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
Why are you such a two-faced bitch? Quit harassing your teachers until they have mental breakdowns. Nobody likes you and I hope you get raped in the ass repeatedly while being forced to fill out all of your own pointless forms.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
I had this previous best friend in this school and all she said does pure and utter bullshit.
I will elaborate one bullshit she is doing.
It was when she makes herself look bad at her internet friends. I mean come on, she said that most of her internet friends are either all depressed or have problems in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 23, 2017
For making customers re-purchase content like iPod games, and not making them support iPhone. I know that this might not be their fault but I don't give a fuck. Apple works for us and they should be on game content provides for make those games and then offer them to their customers.
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Declared by IHateBecauseILove on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
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Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007
After giving me the WORST acrylic "black" tips that I have ever had for my senior prom, and making me bleed without apology, you took $5 out of my wallet when I wasn't planning on tipping your sorry ass in the first place.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 1, 2010
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
You can't get something on someone who's doing nothing. Asshole! Stop stalking me you and your immature obsessed friends stop too. Grow up and take care of your responsibilities like a man! Yes I am mad and for all the reasons you probably think plus!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Why? Why!? We were so fucking close together. I thought we were friend, good friend. In front of me, he's happy and funny, and all that. But when not in front of me, he always talk shit about me! I know he talks shit about me, his good friend which is good friend of mine show me his chat online when he were...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Im am declaring a jihad upon you...
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Declared by Jihadaton on Friday, March 22, 2013
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015