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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis year the "Rock and Roll" Hall of Fame has officially killed Rock and Roll with it's piss poor list of nominees !
Afrika Bambaataa, Beastie Boys, Chic, Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five, Madonna, John Mellencamp, Donna Summer and The Ventures.
This list of crap gets nominated and your favorite band...
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Declared by yyz on Monday, October 8, 2007
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
Stop this madness now! words cannot begin to explain the rage and sorrow i feel towards this 'movement of insanely stupid ignorant and dangerous excuses for human beings'
Leave my planet alone in whatever name you see fit. lowlife scum. bastard sons of filthy rabies dogs.
Ridiculous unevolved creaturs....
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Declared by decraux on Wednesday, May 27, 2009
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
I hope you like your jihad you faggotron!
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Declared by Anus on Monday, June 25, 2012
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
You honestly think that was C worthy, I've been presenting since I was 8 years old kunt honestly tell me if i need more information you f*cking rat looking boytoy I hope you die in a sewer
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2017
why can't i do better?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Why are you such a two-faced bitch? Quit harassing your teachers until they have mental breakdowns. Nobody likes you and I hope you get raped in the ass repeatedly while being forced to fill out all of your own pointless forms.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
I declare Jihad on PvdA because they've taken away the knife that was under the stone, blocked the referendum and because I have a bad hair day.
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Declared by Maurice de H. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
To all the human resource people that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet. For god sake at least set up an auto response. I wouldn't want to work for your crappy company anyway!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
FUCK YOU
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Declared by guess on Saturday, April 25, 2015
I am so fucking confused about everything....i hate my parents, i hate myself, i am losing everything....all the fuck over again......i wish i could kill my brain for like 10 minutes so i can get some sleep and then revive it again......HATRED!!!! i hate hate.
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014