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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay Allah send thousands of lightning bolts to zap the self-serving know-it-all SEC Fanbois who troll sports comments sections everywhere - especially Yahoo Sports!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 22, 2011
ДЖЫХАД!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
Dearest, most wonderful, bitchface:
You are a lazy, egomaniacal, turd of a coworker. You spend more time on Facebook and playing Solitaire than doing any real work (you don't think we *notice*??) and yet when we need to request something that is actually YOUR JOB to do, you're *magically* "too busy" and...
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Declared by Billy-Bob Joe Nabob on Thursday, December 16, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
I WAS CALM UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT; NOW I WANT TO F***ING TELL YOU TO STFU AND GTFO
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Hey. Im kind of bored. If you were on that old site....please give me more goss. Especially about the people that are kind of new in my life. I dont need to know about old people from my undergrad that are long gone. But I would like to know about what the relatively new people in my life are talking about....
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Declared by fgsff srewrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
For trying to stuff your hoplophobic agenda up America's back passage with your Firearms Fatwa, we, the Constitution loving vast, silent majority of the United States of America say: SHAME! Jihad on YOU!
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Declared by Citizens of the Republic on Thursday, May 2, 2013
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
Oh, come on! She's an airhead and a total nitwit with no brains, because she posted a ridiculous video on her social media page about some pretentious, pompous British guy saying that his little six year-old daughter gave an hour-long lecture about "smashing the patriarchy" and some other trash about how...
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Declared by No PC trash on Monday, September 4, 2017
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
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Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017
You think people should limit themselves to a single square of toilet paper?! Well I'm happy your cute and dainty ruby star fruit of an anus is so low maintenance. Try cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a single square, and then you'll get an idea of what it's like in my world. My weekends...
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Declared by Josh on Monday, October 8, 2007
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
This Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
Boring!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 4, 2008
Since you are such a sanctimonious jerkface promoting your own preferences at other people, including you fucking taste for music. There's one thing I can do to get back at you. I'll put up my New Wave collection... a genre you always hate... on high volume during the day when you plan to sleep after your...
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Declared by Mad but Glad on Wednesday, February 22, 2017
You arsehole! My car had broken down and did you bother to get out of you little wank-mobile to see if I needed help? No you beeped at me, even when I got out of my car and yelled at you, telling you what had happened! There's a place for you in hell dickhead!
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Declared by Susanna on Thursday, July 18, 2013
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
You fuckfaces are what's wrong with society!! No wonder you're 50 and single 'cause no guy could survive living with the crap that I do!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 7, 2015
Fuck you Thomas Edison, for being a liar and greedy prick. You stole other peoples designs (Nikola Tesla case in point) and never kept your word. You are for sure the Wizzer of Menlo Park. I piss on your grave - dickhead
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 16, 2018