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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThanks for completely fucking me. Now I have to pay money to hear Artie cuss and cry about how depressed he is? Go fuck yourself! A jihad on the King of all Assholes!
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Declared by Stern fan on Sunday, January 20, 2008
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
There is no such thing as Holy War.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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Declared by HugeTeamBoxLOVER31 on Friday, April 19, 2013
Old people/mexicans/ornery hicks with no attention span and stubborn attitudes + technology + minimum wage + me == FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS I AM BIDING MY GODDAMN TIME UNTIL I GET OUT OF THIS CRAPPY PISSY TEMPORARY JOB
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Declared by Gh0st on Tuesday, February 11, 2014
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
All suffering you will endure in your patethic, small life you deserve.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 28, 2008
Get your fucking priorities in line! You're what, 15, 18, 21? And all you can think about is finding some fuckin' disrespectful punk to focus on instead of improving yourself and learning to love YOURSELF first. You spend all your time crying about or searching for some fuck-tard who's just lookin' to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Hey you fuckin bitch. You still fuckin the dickheads at the bar. Still slumming around i see. get a life slut.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
For telling a pack of lies
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Declared by YOUR ENEMY on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For gouging our pockets over the last 5 years and yet having the balls to declare record profits to your stock holders!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
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Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009