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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoVISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 6, 2008
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
You are the biggest lowlife ever, go get a job, scumbag, and maybe get up and do something for once
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Declared by trololol on Saturday, November 26, 2011
I WILL SLAY YOUR GOATS
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Declared by Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE! i fucking owe the government 9 fucking k's for some stupid not well planned scheme, fuck that! and yeah, FUCK YOU TOO LYDIA! iv'e done what you said! discreetly and carefully too! I fucking stayed how many sleepless nights doing what you asked me too and in the end i got...
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Declared by sir.toomanyfack-alot on Saturday, November 24, 2012
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Yeah. Feel my jihad.
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Declared by fil on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For leaving us with LP
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Declared by John on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby delare that you, Kevin Brown, are no subject to a jihad, issued under the authority of His Righteous Majesty Craig (Warden of Hulme), Your jihad is the result of your failure to wash-up in a manner of which I approve.
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Declared by Craig on Monday, October 8, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
AKP genel başkanı ve başbakan recep tayyip erdoğan ve yanında yer alan diğer tüm hırsız şerefsizlere cihad ilan ediyorum. yakarım uleeeen.
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Declared by fenasi on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009