Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
You lonely ass fucking arab!! lease the fucking burekas and get a real job
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
You have forsaken the sacred mustache of Michael Lincoln and you must be attacked!
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Declared by Shamgar on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Wankstain of a teacher @ the shittiest skool in teh south
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Declared by 4 chan party van on Friday, November 2, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea,...
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Declared by FUKWURK on Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
I'm an A.P. student, but I stopped doing all my homework. Now I'm at a special school for retarded kids, and I'm going crazy. I have no idea how I'll get through the year.
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Declared by Rachel on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
So there is this boy in choir with me who is really mean and rude who thinks he is really funny but in reality he is not. He like made this whole list of lol's and I told him to add one and he was like that's not funny in front of everyone. !. I was kinding & 2. who the fuck makes a list like that loser!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 13, 2009
This fucking slut whore came into a group of people and was passed around like a cheap dildo at a batchlorette party. one should not be such a druged out slut.she upset and poisoned the very people who cared about her.this whore went back to Alaska where she will probably overdose in front of her...
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Declared by villas on Monday, August 20, 2012
Nothing looks more idiotic than a guy wearing lace shorts. This has to be one of the dumbest, crappiest-looking fads.
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Declared by anonymous lady on Sunday, June 4, 2017
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
You honestly think that was C worthy, I've been presenting since I was 8 years old kunt honestly tell me if i need more information you f*cking rat looking boytoy I hope you die in a sewer
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2017
May your waters be muddied, your forests destroyed and your humans be stupid forever. If you don't like that, then don't make it so damn cold in Australia in July each year!
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Declared by Hu Man on Sunday, July 10, 2016
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You're nothing but a big lump of stinking shit..
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Declared by ASAR on Monday, May 12, 2008
Hey. Im kind of bored. If you were on that old site....please give me more goss. Especially about the people that are kind of new in my life. I dont need to know about old people from my undergrad that are long gone. But I would like to know about what the relatively new people in my life are talking about....
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Declared by fgsff srewrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
Hey, if you're on my computer, which i dont know. Give me more goss about the people new in my life. Im guessing i will have alot more new people in my life later this year. Pleaselet me know what they talk about.
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Declared by dzfgdfg on Friday, July 15, 2011