Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
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Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
What I'm gonna say to you if ever we meet again?
FOR FOUR YEARS YOU ARE A DISTRACTION TO ME BACK IN COLLEGE, AND I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK WHEN I WAS IN THE DUMPS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! ONLY THAT YOU HAVE TO THROW THAT LOVE AWAY JUST TO GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
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Declared by Jon B on Sunday, May 4, 2014
Dear, Scrub. You need to leave all of your money to Jack before its too late. His credit score is too damn high.
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Declared by Jake on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
This girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
So I didn't see the "no spray deodorant sign". You could have brought it to my attention politely. Instead you exploded like a nuclear warhead. Keep coming to yoga class - you need to calm down.
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Declared by Jacques Lacan on Saturday, August 29, 2015
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
I worked hella hard on the stupid ethics report and you give me a 'not achieved/achieved' it was a heck of a lot better than anything yo' ass could write. and the red pen of almighty satan rained down like it aint no big thang, but it is. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS. maddddd
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Declared by Angry Student on Wednesday, March 12, 2014
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
I had this previous best friend in this school and all she said does pure and utter bullshit.
I will elaborate one bullshit she is doing.
It was when she makes herself look bad at her internet friends. I mean come on, she said that most of her internet friends are either all depressed or have problems in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 23, 2017
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Franky has big balls and smells like manure. Therefore there should be a Jihad on him. Alah is great! Franky is filth!
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Declared by Holy One on Monday, October 8, 2007
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Make me cum already!
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Declared by Frustrated wifey on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
You're a piece of shit and you eat all the ham. PS, stop watching me sleep. It's creepy.
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Declared by Drew on Monday, January 14, 2008
You're dead to me. After 6.5 fantastic years we were engaged, happily, for a world of reasons, and you dropped the ball on me and everything else in life because you all of a sudden didn't have the backbone to work through your own insecurities and fears without stabbing me in the back to make things more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009