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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoUseless, clueless, inefficient, worthless cunts. It's impossible to get anything done correctly with Y!SM. When I call for support they give the most rubbish explanations and can almost NEVER provide support. And the traffic they send is piggly shit. Become Google or butt out you wastes of space!
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Declared by Search Advertiser on Saturday, October 13, 2007
By the will of allah, may the goats of the feild devour your nuts that you may bare no more children
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Declared by nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
He's such a fucking idiot! He has some kind of minor mental disability, and yet decides to call everyone a retard. He's full himself, ignorant, horrid, disgusting... The list goes on and on. DIE, BEN CRIDLAND, YOU BASTARD!
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Declared by Killer of Ben Cridland on Friday, December 5, 2008
To mrs c , fuck you and the rice bowl you crawed out of .wrking for you is a joke.just to let you know I am moving on to better places hope your business sinks like the titanic .
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 26, 2010
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Jihad on you. If you were any kind of loving son you would have been there for your mom but all you ever called for was about her bank statement now you act like you care since she's sick.You can fool her but I shame on you for calling day and night checking on insurance policies.
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Declared by See right thru you on Monday, March 18, 2013
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
BURN IN HELL FOR BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT ME TODAY. IT IS NONE OF YOU FU*KING BUSINESS OF WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT I DONT SO SUCK MY PIXIE DICK U CHUBBY COON
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 13, 2013
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
There's something wrong with the gays who scream that they hate the opposite sex- especially their own opposite sex parent - disturbing.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
Your little schemes don't fool me! Give a hundred here, give a hundred there, always asking for money...speaking of stories that no one saw so no one can prove! TV evangelists who perform "miracles" on the air...yeah right! If you want to scam, start a pyramid scheme you evil idiots.
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Declared by Simbad on Monday, September 10, 2007
For making the world a much more dangerous place to live.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
A curse on you and your Infidel Vibrator!
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Declared by Ted on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It has surpassed my expectations The standard of it was dirty. How could you do it. It was embarrasing on your part and really made you look stupid. Justice will be served
Inshallah
wallahi you will not get away with the crimes you have commited during ramzan
khuda hafiz
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Declared by ilada khan on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Jihad on you, you diseased whore. Yeah, you've got him now, but you got him from his wife while you were cheating on your husband. You're both cheaters. And you're stupid enough to think it'll last forever? I hope he catches you with the guys you have over all the time and kills you in a fit of jealousy....
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Declared by offended wife on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Just for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you.
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Declared by Alex on Tuesday, October 30, 2007