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	Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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	Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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	Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
This website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
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	Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
ur a pure bitch....u dun knw how to treat ur students...u just  bring ur  fat ass 2 d class 2 show us all how interlligent u r...u freako for once give up ur childish nature n start behavin like an adult...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
me so mad mad that choo left me.
 me so cry all day and all night.
 me so jump out of the building.
 me so end 
 me so sad.
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	Declared by fraulein jar jarette on Monday, October 29, 2007
Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone?  Very private information about themselves, friends, and business.  How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
 
 I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
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	Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea,...
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	Declared by FUKWURK on Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Jihad on you and your twin and your family. Infidel!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 29, 2009
are quite stupid.
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	Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
hes the smarmiest slimiest mutherfucking bastard cunt faced moose fisting jamrag licking twat bag wankstain dick wad ball bag arse licking cunt ever, if you ever speak to me like that ever again i will set you fucking house on fire
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2010
no more. please.
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	Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I HATE YOU
 YOU STUPID TERRORIST. GO BLOW UP A BUILDING OR SOMETHING
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	Declared by Cole Tucker on Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Everyone seems to get it except me. Maybe it's not my fault that I don't feel what they feel and can't bring myself to believe what they believe, but that doesn't make me any less guilty about it.
 
 I'm thinking about not going anymore. It just doesn't make sense for me to be there.
 
 I don't know what...
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	Declared by Alex H. on Sunday, September 30, 2007
dini huera fraueschüss bim tschüttele göndmer sowas vu uf dnüss
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	Declared by Flo on Monday, October 8, 2007
All hell on German Speaking Arabs! Down with them all!!
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	Declared by Dudley on Monday, October 8, 2007
I DELCARE JIHAD ON YOU ASSHOLE
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	Declared by Shishi KAPOOR on Monday, October 8, 2007
Cause you touch yourself at night!
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	Declared by Max on Monday, December 17, 2007
You're an absolute ass. First you lecture me for weeks about how to act as though I were some fucking child, then you pigeonhole me into sitting around at your college for nine and a half hours because you can't be bothered to take a ten minute detour to pick me up afterwards. Enjoy the jihad, motherfucker.
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
I CAN'T
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	Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013