Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I fucking hate you. You're the reason this family has problems. And yes you *are* indeed an idiot. Don't you EVER fucking come to me wondering why I don't talk to you or why I don't want to be around you. DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO CHANGE! *YOU* FUCKING CHANGE YOU SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A FATHER! HOW can you...
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Declared by Mary on Tuesday, May 7, 2013
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. I hope you drink antifreeze. I hate you. You come to work, you pretend you know what you're doing and all you do is talk on your phone and play on facebook while everyone else is busting their ass doing all the work. You are a powermad loser who has to...
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Declared by Had Enough on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
why....WHY?!?!?! you have failed me one too many times. i am to the point where i want to become a eunuch. you and your premature happy times and random limpness are driving me to my wit's end. it's over, little red rocket...over.
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Declared by frustrated in the bed on Sunday, September 9, 2007
ur a pure bitch....u dun knw how to treat ur students...u just bring ur fat ass 2 d class 2 show us all how interlligent u r...u freako for once give up ur childish nature n start behavin like an adult...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I rented it because it had Sarah Silverman on the cover. Now, after what feels like the longest 20 minutes of my entire life, having not yet seen a single glimpse of her on the screen, I am giving up to watch my dog lick his dick instead. It's more entertaining.
Is this all it takes to make a movie in...
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Declared by Wasted Netflix account on Monday, March 10, 2008
When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!
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Declared by Allah's disciple on Wednesday, July 16, 2008
There is no such thing as Holy War.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Is it me mumbling or is it your hearing and your lack of common sense? I said Telstra, not "Toshtra". What the hell is a "Toshtra" anyway?
Sounds like you just need something to WHINGE about again.
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Declared by No you on Thursday, December 30, 2010
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
I'm not at all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
eliza is a beautiful woman
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 12, 2012
Here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing laundry, babysitting my husband's friend's dog while he goes 4-wheeling with some girl i've never met before clinging onto the back of him---why can't she just ride with her "boyfriend" who i've also never met?---and he never even invited me to go with!!! Never texted...
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Declared by Cindy on Saturday, July 7, 2012
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
Go to hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
I strongly dislike the Sabbath I've spent with my family. It sucked a big time! I don't care to sit with a little kid who whines all the time about his food. It takes forever to satisfy him. Pain in the ass!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Where did this guy vincent eugene martz egor come from? everyone here in mcconnellsburg and surrounding areas and yes even employers,his family and no wonder for what he did to his family also hate this guy. How does this well hated egor vincent e martz exist or survive it has to be a miracle so many want...
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Declared by freddy on Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Stop puerto ricans from being racist ! And give america back their money ! Ass Holes
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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
I hate myself!
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Declared by Mark Barrett on Monday, October 8, 2007
Secularists have been responsible for all of the wars that have ever occurred in Europe.
They have included monarchs who, after hijacking the predominant religion of their subjects, have set out to increase the size of their territories and the glory of their secular reign.
Secularists have included...
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Declared by Simon Peter on Monday, October 8, 2007