Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI tried too change you for more than one year, I did everything for you, I did anything you wanted me to do, I forgot my simple rights and you did never care abt me, always out of reach, always busy, always work, hey Mr Work; let me see what you gonna get after working and working for your whole life, you...
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	Declared by ZeZez on Monday, October 8, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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	Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you, you diseased whore. Yeah, you've got him now, but you got him from his wife while you were cheating on your husband.  You're both cheaters.  And you're stupid enough to think it'll last forever?  I hope he catches you with the guys you have over all the time and kills you in a fit of jealousy....
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	Declared by offended wife on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
What's it gonna be Kenpo or Jujitsu or Jiujitsu ?
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	Declared by Greg on Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
 Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
 I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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	Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
You will burn in Allah's hell for your crimes against humanity!!!
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	Declared by Pakesh on Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Jihad on you, you filthy rag of a human being. Miss California spoke on behalf of the MAJORITY VOTE and you couldn't stand it, so you took it out on her, by making her loose the crown. If you knew what her answer would be, then why the hell did you ask it, knowing it would be thrown in your face you big, fat...
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	Declared by Hahahaha! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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	Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
 I'm not at all...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator.
 
 It's the people on Facebook.
 
 I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have.
 
 Let me tell you a little story.
 
 In Highschool I knew a kid who knew...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
I would like to give a good hearty FUCK YOU to HP for providing horse shit support for over 2 years now. Assholes, you can't even tell me which fucking vents on my laptop are for exhaust and intake. Go fuck yourself! I'll build my own PC next time!
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	Declared by Burning My Wrists Off On This Fucking Notebook on Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Why the fuck do you have to chew that fucking gum so loudly --- it is just a small strip of gum .... why the fucking mutiny mother fucker ???
 and why do people have to chew so loudly and smack their fucking lips and bang the cutlery on the plate like fucking retards ........
 
 I hate those fucking assholes...
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	Declared by Misophonia on Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Liked this dood that i like new since were both like kids . A littl ewhile ago had a dance found it in my self to ask him he said yea . I told him about me liking him and he just looked at me like i have four eyes . Like what the fuck, he didn't know don't know what it took for me as a girl to say that. Then...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Jihad Jihad jihad.. I must have my camera back. 
 
 A thousand curses upon you.. 
 
 Your flight will leave on time, 
 
 May a blight go forth and leave San Diego barren of pumpkin, raisins, corn meal and yams. 
 
 May you grow cold and bitter like Rosie O' Donnell. 
 
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	Declared by David C on Monday, October 8, 2007
The hair, The bike, the 1% body fat.  I've met women that have shaved less of their body!  And comeon, a whiteboard IN YOUR BEDROOM?!?!
 
 I declare holy war on you sir!
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	Declared by JAKE on Friday, October 19, 2007
Another month goes by and I can't make my mortgage payment. How pathetic is it that I'm sitting here reading up on defaulting and voluntary foreclosure?
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	Declared by Broke-ass on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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	Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010
A smart man will never admit his intelligence.
 
 A rich man will never flash his money.
 
 And a confident man will act modest.
 
 95% of the North American population walks around with their chins up and looking down at the rest. 
 
 They peddle sh*t like "what, you think you are better than me?"
 
  and...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Stop acting like a five year old Cunt!!!!!! 
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	Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 13, 2013
no more of your unearthly tunes please!
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	Declared by devil boy on Monday, October 8, 2007