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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Yay. Is the internet troll back on this site?? Hi hi!! Hope you provide me with some juicy goss. Please respond to my emails. Hey and Raze, if you're on here....please talk on here. Id love to read your random stories.
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Declared by sdfsdfs on Sunday, July 10, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
We hate you forever
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Declared by Don't Worry About It on Monday, June 25, 2012
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
Why the fuck do you have to chew that fucking gum so loudly --- it is just a small strip of gum .... why the fucking mutiny mother fucker ???
and why do people have to chew so loudly and smack their fucking lips and bang the cutlery on the plate like fucking retards ........
I hate those fucking assholes...
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Declared by Misophonia on Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Everytime I fly, I find it very annoying when fat people site next to me. They should seriously buy two seats. Their butt usually gravitates near my face and the stench...HOLY CRAP! Yeah...seriously. Anyway, they take up so much room and it's so uncomfortable on the plane. Uuugh...
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Declared by dicknocratic_man on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Destroy SmartDataHQ
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
no more of your unearthly tunes please!
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Declared by devil boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I thought pinoys were one of the happiest people on earth and could take jokes any day. Why are you so mad about the racial slur against pinoys about our medical schools?! It's really the fault of the crappy system of fake certificates and diplomas. And Cory Aquino being called a slut?! She switched sides...
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Declared by fellow_pinoy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else.
You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated...
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Declared by Jealous, probably on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Dude, My friend just showed up to hang out, when you dropped by to show off your new car. "Oh, hey come grab some food with me in my new car!" you said. I declined, because I'd just eaten. Our mutual friend did not. "We'll be right back." does not mean 2 hours later.
Of all the things I could have done, I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 19, 2009
My neighbours are miserable sacks of bones. They let their dog crap all over our backyard and when we finally called authorities to tell them to stop it, they try getting back at us. e.g. They tried to con my family from $1600 because moist, summer grass apparently scratched their car. Those whiny, pathetic...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Really? I know why you want to be my "friend" and its just all for your convenience. The reason I'm so blunt with you isn't because I like you or am comfortable with you. It's because you're faker than Heidi Montag's tits and you're a bitch. to boot. Don't talk about me to my friends. Don't try to come to me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2011
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Die Die Die Die !
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Declared by Hedecan on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007