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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoGanyan ka pala sa pulitika.
Makapangyarihan ka na. Tapakan lang ang tao sa tingin mo ay langgam, sa maikling komento lamang.
Bato bato sa langit lang pre.
Idadamay mo ba ang lahat kapag napikon ka?
Seriously?
Pag napikon ka, baka totoo.
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Declared by Iskool Vukul on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
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Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Mark,
Remember that time I lent you 3 dollars and you did not return that money to me. That was rude and borderline blasphemous. Actually it was blasphemous so i am putting this jihad on you. Sorry, but you deserve it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stop suicide bombing
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
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Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
What the hell this is prom it's suposed to be the greatest funnest group activity yet why do I have to be booted and left to ride to a group event with someone I dnt even like becouse u all are clusterfucks at planning and jess whants to bring extra people wich leaves me without a ride I mean I only droped...
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Declared by Kira on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
You filthy mutt, have you not yet learnt that people think you're a disgusting person? I mean, you turned your ex-boyfriend of women altogether, then again, I wouldn't call you a woman, I'd call you a child, you foul git.
LEAVE HOME, you are in your 20's and you're yet to move out, I mean seriously, piss...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 31, 2010
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
Yeah. Talk to me and find goss out like you did on that other site. LOL! I cant open up to people. I havent been letting people too close to me these days. Arms length. Pretty cool you found me here! Ooo....theres a uni library near where I live. I go there to study. One of the cafes at that uni make the...
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Declared by sdsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I hope these fuckwits get some nasty disease and leave this world. I wish them all the bad.
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Declared by Sachin on Monday, October 8, 2012
Jihad on you Asshole roommate! It's 1:00 and for the ninth day in a row, I can't sleep because you're up till 3:00 shouting at your fucking video game! Why did I get stuck with a fucking asian gamer?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why, oh why, do people think they should call me at something like 8AM when they know it's the only day I can sleep in? And I really need my rest this time?
At least call with a reason...
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Declared by Martijn on Thursday, October 18, 2007
i want to declare jihad on hippies. i hate cock blowing faggot hippies and i want to kick them 'till they die. hippies sucks.
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Declared by michael on Sunday, October 21, 2007
This guy or "KUT!" shouldn't be alive!
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Declared by Some guy with pants down on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Having the perfect boyfriend. DANG YOU!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Gosh , this is stupid!
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Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010