Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy grandmother wasn't even buried yet and you started circling her home and assets, telling my mother to get a lawyer because you definitely want your half. You didn't even go to her funeral or the burial. You made sure to show up early before the rest of the family. You and your friends were laughing and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 13, 2013
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I'm fed up with the liberals and leftists with their politically correct bullying, constantly telling everyone what to do, what to say, and how to say it. I think PC social justice warrior bullies are more interested in controlling and dominating other people than in any justice.
And their support and...
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Declared by never pc on Saturday, August 26, 2017
Congratulations the jihadists have now declared religious war on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 3, 2015
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
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Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
cant they just leave my father and mother alone godt damn it
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Declared by axl wood on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Sheetz is a terrible convenience store. It does not compare in any positive way, shape, or form, to the vastly superior Wawa.
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Declared by James on Friday, May 2, 2008
Sure, talk to me when nobody is around and then, as soon as someone 'better' comes along, tell me to 'shut up' and to 'stop being selfish' when I say anything!
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Declared by Matt on Thursday, August 7, 2008
If I thought I could get away with killing you I would.
I hate you more than ever you fucking waste of space.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Agarra que é ladrão!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
Dearest mummy,
I'm sick and fuging tried of your bullcrap obbsession with searching for the slut my father is cheating on you with on myspace and making me search for her and spy on her as well....wasn't it you who said you wwouldn't give a damn if he did? SHUT UP AND MOVE ON ALREADY DAMMIT!!!...
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Declared by Dearest daughter on Sunday, November 22, 2009
how can you of all people tell me i ruined my life !! when your the one who gave kids away like they were candy all becouse it wasent in your buddget to buy birthcontrol(drugs were more important) and by they way you dont win mother of the year for being sober for 10sec of the day..how dare you tell my...
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Declared by older and wiser on Friday, February 26, 2010
Poor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I fucking hate you.
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Declared by THEGUY on Friday, January 21, 2011
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
This idiot from my past annoys me to bits!!! ARGH!!
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Declared by idiot on Monday, July 25, 2011
I don't get it. I grew up in the Wesleyan Church and had some really good times there. I went to youth camps and graduated from a Wesleyan university (a real one).
I just don't get it though. Every single Wesleyan church I've been to (and I'm talking HUNDREDS of them) are absolutely terrible. They're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 17, 2014