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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Simon on Monday, January 17, 2011
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Shame on you, entertainin' other people's boyfriend and your bestee's ex too thats disgusting
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Declared by FRIEND on Thursday, August 2, 2012
Where are you? I am fucking sick of you playing these head games with me you ungrateful bitch. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Declared by Drfeelgood on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
Rörrrörörörörör, manitou's axe upon thee, heretic, and may evil spit on thy window anytime soon.
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Declared by Vuksipallero X on Sunday, October 7, 2007
you fucked up my car business in the ukraine, i'm gonna mess up your shit so bad you won't know its your shit.
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Declared by muhammed abdel pre-sidente on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear Douchebag,
Having an iPod Touch does not make you cool. It makes you a douche bag. Especially since you use it to pet photos of dogs on it. Yeah, we caught ya.
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Declared by Coworkers on Monday, October 8, 2007
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Owww Maaan Facebook Sucks Ass Big Time It Doesn't Even Let Us See Anyones Profile ARGGHHHH.... Jihad On U!!!!!
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Declared by Raul on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Just because you can still get on the internet with your extremely sucky IE6. Not only is it nasty to browse with it gives web developers headaches. Have you ever had a truly enjoyable browsing experience? I bet not. Don't live in the past you f'ing morons. Upgrade to a better browse and get rid of...
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Declared by Firefox lover on Tuesday, July 22, 2008
I Don't give a fuck that you think life is harder for you than for everyone else, even though it isn't.
I don't give a fuck if you think you were right, proven wrong and can't accept it.
I don't give a fuck that it's 'everyone elses fault' that your life has fallen to shit.
I don't give a fuck that...
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Declared by I'm Done with this on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
Jihad on you, you filthy rag of a human being. Miss California spoke on behalf of the MAJORITY VOTE and you couldn't stand it, so you took it out on her, by making her loose the crown. If you knew what her answer would be, then why the hell did you ask it, knowing it would be thrown in your face you big, fat...
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Declared by Hahahaha! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009