Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am declaring a workplace Jihad on you... ALOOO AKBAR
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Declared by Rony on Monday, October 8, 2007
You throw mini darts at me all day long while I'm trying to work. Ignoring you no longer works because although you used to just enjoy getting a reaction out of me, you know just love the idea of darts sticking in my body and the resulting drops of blood. Stop this madness and stop throwing those dumb...
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Declared by Jon Hinkle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Bright and Shiny happy MotherFuckers - GO HOME
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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Declared by rainbow racist on Monday, February 16, 2009
i put a jihad on you and your family!
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU!!! Instead of complaining about the inaccuracy of Wikipedia, why not SUGGEST something accurate?? OTHERWISE, SHUT THE **** UP!!!
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Declared by ShutUp on Friday, June 12, 2009
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010
For destroying Coast to Coast and turning it into a Shill-a-thon for insane fraudsters. For spewing out your NWO terror-crap and allowing flakes like Sean David Morton, Alex Jones & Richard Hoagland to give the impression they are mainstream, intelligent and correct.
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Declared by Ghost of Coast on Thursday, April 8, 2010
Christ they are ripping people off with their organic glycerine soaps I bought from highland soaps.
Their stuff is shite so Jihad on them!!
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Declared by The Undead on Wednesday, July 14, 2010
FUCK YOU! YOUR GOVT SHOULD BE FUCKED BY ALLAH UP THE ASS FOR THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO MY COUNTRY!
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Declared by A CITIZEN on Monday, July 4, 2011
i live in dorms and the stupid cunts ther set off door alarms at night sometimes. so our dumbass hale leader decides to keep the doors except 1 alarmed for a whole fuckin week. Now as if its not bad enough I gotta take the long way to get places ALWAYS, I set off alarm once cuz im pissed and late and the...
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Declared by barks on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
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Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
don't kill dem trees doe!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
He has STD’s, he likes child pornography, is alocoholic, his father is alcoholic too, her mother was a prostitute. he is a liar, he is the worst.
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Declared by Dalia I Morales on Thursday, November 27, 2014
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
FUCK YOU !!!! RUINING MY LIFE MOTHER FUCKER BITCH SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2015
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
Because you're gay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007