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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoOk, I love the taste of a lot of starbucks' shit, but they brag about saving 70,000 trees as a result of using 10% recycled. Okay, I can do math shitheads in the corporate braggery department! That means that for the other 90% that wasn't recycled you killed 630,000 trees. That's bad! I don't care who ya...
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Declared by Wired non-starbucks coffee drinking on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For being so distasteful.. and for the irony of me using a website against itself..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I would go on and on about how only dumbshits fall for fake check scams or how people who try to get dumbasses to cash their fraudulent checks and counterfeit moneyorders are all evil and immoral and how karma's gonna come after them. But no... I'm going to come after you with a submachine oozie and shoot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For doing the monkey-boy dance and for being the worst CEO in history.
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Declared by M$oftie on Monday, October 8, 2007
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
I must declare JIHAD on you! Look it; you're SHORT, UGLY and CROOKED (he kinda leans to the left)... Not only that, but when I wake up in the morning - HE's THERE.... When, I go to the bathroom - HE's THERE... disgusts me! short little bastard!!
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Declared by Itsy Bitsy Leany Weany on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
"Do no evil" - yeah right. You smug cunts do nothing but sit there with all the cards making our life a fucking misery with your flowery "we're all cool geeks and you're a capitalist pig" bull shit. You're worth more money than is sensible but you do fuck all useful with it.
Why has no-one asked about...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
What the bleedin hell has Al Gore got to do with peace? You gave him the Nobel Peace prize for his doom-mongering about climate change.
This is as ridiculous as the Meteorological Office giving their "Weatherman of the year award" to the Dalai Lama.
There is only one connection between Climate Change...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
You stole my goats and women for sex and money, and you must die by the fire of Allah's eyes!
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Declared by Muhammad al-Faziz bin-JERKALABAKAD on Friday, November 7, 2008
Is it really still necessary.. !sigh,groaning,
Its 2009, Evolve allready!
"USB oxygen?" pleease
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Declared by lazyBitch 2000 on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
I jihad on you for believing I was sitting around waiting on you.
I told you that was your last chance.
Go jihad yourself because you won't be doing it with me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 27, 2009
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Hey you whore. Are you going to fuck up and marry your new cock sucking friend? Again?
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Declared by LLoyd on Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
Is it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010