Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Brent on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Uck! I just want her to GO AWAY!
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Declared by Ricky on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on this godless infidel because his view of cummunism
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Declared by Orçun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This guy should be killed. He's gay. That says enough, doesn't it?
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Declared by Henk de Vries on Thursday, January 10, 2008
I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces!
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Declared by Richy Dong on Saturday, March 29, 2008
Bright and Shiny happy MotherFuckers - GO HOME
WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
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Declared by rainbow racist on Monday, February 16, 2009
i put a jihad on you and your family!
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Declared by dirhka dirhka mohammed jihad on Friday, April 24, 2009
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
My eyes are NOT fluttering because of a habit. I'll tell you what's obviously a habit in this house; Fucking blaming everybody when really what's to fucking blame is the fucking amount of heavy metals in this fucking fucked up country!
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Declared by Probably Dieing of Mercury or Lead Poisoning on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
U SUCK!
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Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
This guy is a niggard.
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Declared by Jimmy Joe Jerome Tom on Wednesday, March 9, 2011
You have disgraced the Islamic faith and the Muslim people for the last time!
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Declared by Al Zawahiri on Saturday, July 2, 2011
I wish someone would tell me exactly who is on that forum. I am convinced that there are alot more people on there than I think. Like I was facebook messaging with someone the other day i.e. Jos. He was like. If you ever need to vent, message me. My guess is.....: Jeh, Ro, Tre, Ke, Mic, Hen, Ela, Ell, Et,...
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Declared by wrerw on Saturday, July 9, 2011
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
They are fucking assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 7, 2013
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
I must declare JIHAD on you! Look it; you're SHORT, UGLY and CROOKED (he kinda leans to the left)... Not only that, but when I wake up in the morning - HE's THERE.... When, I go to the bathroom - HE's THERE... disgusts me! short little bastard!!
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Declared by Itsy Bitsy Leany Weany on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Your character on Doctor Who sucks!
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Declared by Doctor Who on Friday, October 12, 2007