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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on jihadonyou.com for letting morons declare jihad on jihadonyou.com.
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Declared by Mullah Mohammed Michael Arrington on Monday, October 8, 2007
I feel suffocated by it. So many people are hazy with their judgment because of it. It makes me feel alone yet surrounded by idiots.
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Declared by Caungardh on Monday, October 8, 2007
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being a baldy homo.
For changing the rules to suit yourself.
For being a nazi cunt.
For wearing shorts in winter.
For sucking cock.
For being a former monk/dairy farmer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For getting up late every day, giving last minute tasks, getting late, watching regional channels, capturing my computer for internet use etc etc.
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Declared by Deepak on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOP
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Declared by Mr Motiki on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am soooooo tired of you and your obsession to try to make me clean. why don't you clean yourself???!!!!!?!?!?! I hate you, i hate you, i hate you. and it is not that i don't like to clean, it is that i don't like you making me clean like i'm a fucking slave. go fuck yourself and leave me alone you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
For being a complete assfart penis.
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Beware;
Judgment day is coming
In your faces bitches!
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Declared by holyoffender on Monday, February 16, 2009
http://dx.doi.org?
Die CrossRef! Die!
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Declared by nate gains on Thursday, November 24, 2011
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
We hate you forever
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Declared by Don't Worry About It on Monday, June 25, 2012
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Mother fuckers. I'm glad to hear about each one of you who dies. I hate looking for things I want to use and see that they are gone because some pig has stolen it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 5, 2013
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I saw your wife today.
The one that doesn't "inspire" you anymore which you complained to me about once.
I had a really good look at her since she was in line ahead of me. At 48 or 49 she's aging horrifically. Plus the energy off of her was cold. There was nothing warm or kind coming from her, her "aura"...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 3, 2015