Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWho The FUCK do yout hink you are! You swedish bit of shit that never should have exited! We dont get your math.. and your answe is "sorry for you"!? NO! SORRY for you, you miserable excuse for a man! And sorry for us that you ever wher born! You make the tiger eating my leg right now, look good in...
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Declared by The student on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Stop being such a whining emo pussy already. It's so unattractive. That girl you like is going to run like the devil himself was after her, you pathetic insecure piece of stoat feces.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
i'm going to let two of your tyres down. then i'm going to burn your decking. then i'm going to paint your surfboards with tar. then i'm going to kick dents in that gokart in your front yard. yeah.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
asshole! go back to jail and leave us alone!you pedophile wife beating drunk! i hope you die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Hunger,
you Asshole.
You Piss me off!
Don't you have anything better to do than going on my Nerves and coming everytime you are the most unwanted.
And the worst is you damn hole in my stomach don't know the Time to leave because once you have hi-jacked me you will never go away.
Untill I eat...
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Declared by Dennis on Friday, July 25, 2008
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
I found another site to vent. I need to vent so that i do not implode! I am not sending messages to you. I don't have anyone I feel comfortable enough with(right now) to talk about my feelings, my hurts, my disappointments, and overall you. So I think your on this site now too. So I am moving to another.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
You are the worst friend I ever could have asked for. My highschool sweetheart and I dated for 4 1/2 years and almost moved in together. We broke up and I went through the toughest time in my life. While this was happening, you were facebook chatting my ex and persuading him to come out to the bar with you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 20, 2011
Hey Motherfucker. You talk bad behind a woman in a truck. Try that shit on me, face to face. You American Infidels eat shit anyway. Fucking pussy.
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Declared by Jihad Jackie on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Weil er die Atommasse von Strontium nicht kennt!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
What I'm gonna say to you if ever we meet again?
FOR FOUR YEARS YOU ARE A DISTRACTION TO ME BACK IN COLLEGE, AND I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK WHEN I WAS IN THE DUMPS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! ONLY THAT YOU HAVE TO THROW THAT LOVE AWAY JUST TO GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
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Declared by Jon B on Sunday, May 4, 2014
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Weather! Every godforsaken day weather. Sunny, cloudy, rainy & stormy weather. Hurricanes, tornados, taifuns. Monsoon. But no one day any of this bloody weather. And did we vote to have it? You? Me? All the other morons that pollute this sorry excuse for a planet? This has to stop - JUST SAY NO
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Declared by ho-ho-up-we-blow on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For feeding me poison squid and making me miss a night of celebration at Nobu. Damn you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
For you to being Racingst and Not Nyse to me since i Cum in ur asscuntry!!!
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Declared by Mr. Gemini on Tuesday, November 20, 2007