Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
If you'd screwed me in the car on the abandoned hiway that night, not only would we still be together, but we'd both be much much happier. I would've made it worth it...infidel.
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Declared by me on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
How dare you have a voice that sounds like a phone sex operator!
Quit being black!
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Declared by Your Information class on Monday, November 19, 2007
You dress like a Jew, ohh yes you do!
Don't lie, my boy, I know you do!
So are...you a Jew?
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Declared by SpongeBob on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 16, 2010
I hate you! You took everything away from me! I can feel my heart breaking every time I look at you! I wish you had never come into my life you self righteous son of a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
FUCKING UGLY TOSSER
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Declared by CHARLES on Friday, January 20, 2012
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
To the ass kissing baby ass whore I have to work with,
You are pathetic and your ass kissing is disgusting. Earn your job by your work ethics and not your bullshit you feed everyone. You can't even do your work and you have a quarter of the work compared to others. Your a piece of shit and you have told...
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Declared by Peacemaker on Sunday, February 24, 2013
All I wanted was to get a pretty goldfish for the bowl I bought a few days ago. Never in my life did I imagine that I would be told by a pubescent dip-wit like you that I wouldn't be allowed to do so because there is a possibility I won't provide the animal with a healthy environment and it would be "wrong"...
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Declared by Kevin on Thursday, September 27, 2007
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The only jihad that makes sense here is the jihad on this website. Jihadonyou will find out all about jihad soon enough.
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Declared by Mohamed Talabani on Monday, October 8, 2007
To all the women who take advantage of the decent guys out there.
You are the minx on the back of a rabid dog.
Ready to pounce on the average bloke.
You prepare your hangmans rope in the fog.
As love dazed your hands on our throats to choke.
What was it that you were after at the end...
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Declared by Traol Coladis on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are under qualified and over compensated, i hope you die on a plane to Vegas!!!! Seriously though we need to hang out when you get back so you can tell me how to bamboozle people into sending you on a plane across the US of A.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007