Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy older brother has spent years calling me fat, ugly, stupid, a whore, a cunt, and a bitch, among other things. I know I'm not most of these things (especially a whore, considering I've been faithful to the only significant other I've had), but it's starting to feel like no matter how much I try to think...
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Declared by matti on Monday, September 5, 2011
Guess what? FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT!
JIHAD ON YOU YA SORRY ASS REDNECK! YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR SISTER NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
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Declared by DeathWraith on Saturday, May 26, 2012
You're one arsehole. You show off arshole, you and Andria will never work out.
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Declared by Pom Grammar Queen on Thursday, August 2, 2012
you married a guy for less than 48 hours, and we forgave you. then you married a deadbeat idiot, and we forgave you. and then you flashed your vajayjay to the paparazzi and yet again we forgave you and forgave you and forgave you
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Declared by A to the Strid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Ok, I love the taste of a lot of starbucks' shit, but they brag about saving 70,000 trees as a result of using 10% recycled. Okay, I can do math shitheads in the corporate braggery department! That means that for the other 90% that wasn't recycled you killed 630,000 trees. That's bad! I don't care who ya...
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Declared by Wired non-starbucks coffee drinking on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For crimes against fluid loss!
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Declared by Al Jimbad on Monday, October 8, 2007
For doing the monkey-boy dance and for being the worst CEO in history.
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Declared by M$oftie on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just leave me alone, will you?
I do not care to answer your endless list of questions just because I'm going through something!
They are like snot coming out of my nose and never stops.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
JOOOOODDEEE
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Declared by Peter on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo?
McAfee are such wankers.
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Declared by fuck mcafee on Monday, January 14, 2008
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
Bastards! always standing there in the streets with your lights up high gangsta style, as if you were better then us,
I HOPE YOU DIE and become a midget
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Declared by streetlight opponent on Monday, February 16, 2009
Sick twisted pervers shit. How anyone can find The Shari'a sensibel is beyond my comprehension. Move society forward not back to the Dark ages and further.
Quit this madness now!
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Declared by decraux on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU FOR MAYBE MAKING HER MOVE TO BLOOMINGTON!
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Declared by Anna on Monday, July 20, 2009
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
Will be rated DOWN!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, October 28, 2010
You people fucking SUCK!!!!
There is no way in hell I will *ever* buy another one of your 3G or 2G products after the faults that keep appearing when I use your products.
I hope Dick Smith refunds this piece of shit, or I'm going to throw it off the Opera house!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 30, 2010
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011