Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hate Hollywood. It is full of sexist men and dumb women who can't write/play descent rolls for women. What is wrong with you people. MEN - you afraid of conservative, strong confident women who don't take their clothes will shrink your penis? Too late, your penis is already small. WOMEN - why you so stupid...
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Declared by ConservativeGoodLookingAndMoral on Friday, August 21, 2009
Why did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
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Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Poor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
I'll kill you.
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Declared by Aju on Wednesday, October 17, 2012
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
After arguing with you ASSHOLES for too many emails and phone calls, fuck you....Ultimate does not let you pick drivers for cool aftermarket video cards and such. Windows 8 sucks too. Quit selling America Beta versions of your shitty operating systems until they run correctly. Lying, scamming, creeps.
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
Congratulations the jihadists have now declared religious war on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Oh, you self-righteous expression of intolerance and ignorance fused together in some socially atrophied amalgam of petulance the likes of which has never before been seen on a global scale, you who afford an ethos of violence and vengeance under the guise of divine retribution, promising a salvation which...
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Declared by Conor on Sunday, October 7, 2007
My Girlfriend
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
You psycho ass motherfucker! You are going to run this company into the ground! You couldn't manage to get yourself out of a wet paper sack, how and the hell do you expect to manage your employees? You act like we are friends to our faces, but yet you talk about everyone of us behind our backs. That is why I...
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Declared by Indecon Employees on Monday, October 8, 2007
STOP BANGING MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
OK, we've had it, we've tolerated enough stupidity already.
It is time to remove all safety labels, all safeguards, all barriers and all caution warnings off everything. We declare Jihad on every stupid person on this planet, and may Our Lady of Discord sort THEM all out.
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Declared by Apoplexia Complexis Befuddle on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
You're making me look bad! People will think that I am like you...
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Declared by Brit Brit on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
What the hell this is prom it's suposed to be the greatest funnest group activity yet why do I have to be booted and left to ride to a group event with someone I dnt even like becouse u all are clusterfucks at planning and jess whants to bring extra people wich leaves me without a ride I mean I only droped...
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Declared by Kira on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
The ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010
I dated this ho briefly. She didn' tell me she had a bunch of kids, or a bunch of exhusbands. She slept with my boy right after I did. Infectious at its best. She hustled me for a car payment, which got repoed anyway, and come to find out she's had 2 other repos. Shell use you for money, and she's a lame lay...
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Declared by jenxpb on Saturday, November 20, 2010
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011