Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe ones who are just trying to make the money and stay out of turf and business violence, more power to you. But the ones who are retaliating and keeping a high profile, I wish the wrath for you. It seems as if Mexico is taking a lesson from the good ole '71 Nixon administration. Obama may never use the...
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Declared by J Cannabis on Sunday, September 12, 2010
FAT BASTARD INTERNET GEEKS, WHO THINK THAT BY CONTROLLING AN INTERNET FORUM YOU ARE CONTROLLING YOUR SAD FUCKING LIFE!! YOUR NOT, GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ALONE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU SAW NAKED WAS YOUR MOM!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 14, 2011
Shut the fuck up!
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Declared by DylanTheRocker on Sunday, April 3, 2011
You double standard hypocrite!
Just because you don't like seeing him and her hooking up doesn't mean you have to put her down like she was worthless. She's better than you and your friends!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Declared by s8m1s8m1 on Saturday, December 3, 2011
He is so jihadded! I DECLARE A HOLY WAR! JIHAD ON YOU ASADULLAH!
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Declared by Peking Jihad on Thursday, May 16, 2013
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
I can't do this anymore
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I declare holy war against you, you treacherous fucking CUNT! You think you can just abandon me and turn everyone against as soon as some asswipe gives you a tiny bit of attention? And then you turn against me and say it's my fault? BITCH I PULLED ALL THE WEIGHT AND NOW YOUR ASSLICKING FINALLY PAYED OFF WITH...
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Declared by fuck off on Saturday, March 29, 2014
Why the HELL do you think i would be ok with you coming up to me and you telling me TO MY FACE you stopped caring 3 months ago... AND you were dating one of my good friends WHILE WE were dating. AND THEN you expected me to be ok with us STILL dating. NO FREAKING WAY
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 3, 2015
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
Perchè sei più nescio di tono in botta ... suriaa
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Declared by zurli on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate kurds
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Declared by keto on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
My calves are sore because some phone monkey lost his car!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
Your a small,pathetic,unsatifying little man and I dont mean personality. You talk crap about me to my kids and your crack head of a girlfriend treats my kids like crap I know shes a druggie becouse of her many drug charges you suck!!
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Declared by mad as hell on Monday, May 24, 2010
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010
You suck. thank you for making me wait for the whole night for your call, worrying what you are doing. You don't even bother to even send me a text to let me know where you are going. You think i'm a fool? Well, F you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 18, 2011
why do you butt fuck?!
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Declared by wanting to know on Monday, November 12, 2012