Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.
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Declared by Zinknation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
alert(document.cookie);
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 2, 2007
Baby killer! You think you're so noble because you're against water boarding a terrorist who wants to kill millions of people, but you have NO PROBLEMS KILLING an INNOCENT BABY!! Want to know what partial birth abortion is for all you dumb cunt fucks out there? It's when an almost fully-developed baby is...
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Declared by hellwithyou on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
i hope you get smacked by karma, you ruin every perfect day with your face.
i may have messed up once BUT YOU MESSED UP 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE
i hate how you think you own everything and anything in this world.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 17, 2011
just tell me why.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Vole si mne nasral pyco sem se zeblitej probudil a pepan rika ze uz nejsu v kapele se di se visrat kokote
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Declared by Ungr on Monday, October 8, 2007
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
your empire will be crushed and you and your family of dirty old dogs will perish into nothings
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Jihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
DIE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE UGLY PRESENTATIONS ANYWAYS!!!
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Declared by FlyingChicken on Sunday, September 5, 2010
I hereby declare full blown fucking war on each and every one of you. Stop having your immature and bitchy friends leave me rude and annoying text messages and voicemails. Grow the fuck up!! Get the fuck over it! Move the FUCK on or grow the fuck up and handle it.
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Declared by Aiden on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
He makes amazing plans with me for his birthday weekend and the night before we leave he decides to inform me all his friends are gonna come over when we get there so they can celebrate and snort coke, but I'm welcome to hangout with his grandma while he gets fucked up in the basement
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 10, 2011
You're one arsehole. You show off arshole, you and Andria will never work out.
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Declared by Pom Grammar Queen on Thursday, August 2, 2012
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/Thorpheus
Alright you little cunt face you got me banned because of your lying faggot(I pity gays that this guy is gay)ass! I hope your crackwhore mother gets AIDS! I hope you get AIDS after you suck your Daddy's fat prick and I hope you suffer and die alone you fucking butt...
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Declared by Greg on Thursday, August 20, 2015
HTML and CSS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007