Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!
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Declared by You know who on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Bastards! always standing there in the streets with your lights up high gangsta style, as if you were better then us,
I HOPE YOU DIE and become a midget
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Declared by streetlight opponent on Monday, February 16, 2009
I HAD BETTER GET AN "A" IN INORGANIC, BITCH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
Be a good Christian and think about feeding the homeless, teaching the uneducated, and cleaning up our planet. Keep your hypocritical bullshit out of my bedroom, out of my uterus, out of the govenment and out of my house. The only thing destroying marriage as an institution is your constant cheating and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU FOR MAYBE MAKING HER MOVE TO BLOOMINGTON!
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Declared by Anna on Monday, July 20, 2009
Do i really need to say it??
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
Here's a tip on putting an 'i' in front of everything: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! Fuck off and die a horrible death!
And Apple fanboys: If you don't like my rage, you are free to go kill yourselves too.
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Declared by Skully on Sunday, November 8, 2009
Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!
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Declared by SL on Thursday, January 14, 2010
Why can't I just go out and fucking be called a man without people looking at my driver's license and being like "no ur a woman". JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 12, 2015
Jacqueline Ziegler Walker and www.afloridadivorce.com
Clean up your own backyard before you screw up people's divorces. Are you practicing law without a license again?
Jackie's record:
http://www.seminoleclerk.org/CriminalDocket/case_detail.jsp?CaseNo=592003MM011997A
Domestic Violence...
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Declared by Jimmy Robertson on Saturday, May 14, 2011
i hope you get smacked by karma, you ruin every perfect day with your face.
i may have messed up once BUT YOU MESSED UP 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE
i hate how you think you own everything and anything in this world.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 17, 2011
you are a haji
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
How dare you infidels ship our most holy Princess Twilight Sparkle with that fucking pigdog? It is a disgrace, and outrage! It's blasphemy! Jihad on all of you TwiMac shippers and sympathizers!
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Declared by Pega-Corn Supremacy on Thursday, May 31, 2012
You know who you are, you stupid little bitch. I was your friend. I was there for you whenever you needed a shoulder to cry on. And then when I needed someone you ignored me. Later you told me that you thought I was upset because I was jealous of you. You are fucking delusional, honey. No one is jealous of...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
You lie to yourself and to the world by claiming to live a cruelty-free lifestyle. In actuality, you live an effort-free lifestyle. Convenience is clearly your most important value.
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007