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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by jakubko on Monday, October 8, 2007
answering back or we will blow up ur porn
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Declared by chris on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Aids sick dog!
you son of a Filthy piece of rotten Pork.
what you did was reprehensible. a shit pig like you is truly unpure.
Shoes shall be thrown at you and your all you can eat is pork,thats right you little filthy Pig whore.
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Declared by dutchfree on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I jihad on you for believing I was sitting around waiting on you.
I told you that was your last chance.
Go jihad yourself because you won't be doing it with me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 27, 2009
You people fucking SUCK!!!!
There is no way in hell I will *ever* buy another one of your 3G or 2G products after the faults that keep appearing when I use your products.
I hope Dick Smith refunds this piece of shit, or I'm going to throw it off the Opera house!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 30, 2010
You are the worst friend I ever could have asked for. My highschool sweetheart and I dated for 4 1/2 years and almost moved in together. We broke up and I went through the toughest time in my life. While this was happening, you were facebook chatting my ex and persuading him to come out to the bar with you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 20, 2011
You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 27, 2011
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
Hey John D. Well I know what the "d" stands for. Don't you? All I can say is, before you turn the key on your ignition, ask yourself, "do I feel lucky?" " is my engine going to start, or am I sitting on top of a gigantic I.E.D." Well, do ya punk????
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 27, 2012
How dare you infidels ship our most holy Princess Twilight Sparkle with that fucking pigdog? It is a disgrace, and outrage! It's blasphemy! Jihad on all of you TwiMac shippers and sympathizers!
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Declared by Pega-Corn Supremacy on Thursday, May 31, 2012
You're a jerk and you didn't make me bacon this morning!
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Declared by Matt Lynch on Monday, June 25, 2012
What the heck is wrong with you? I hope you get fired...soon. No one cares if you think you're working too hard - especially not your customers and double especially not when you only have four tables to wait on. I think we all appreciate what a hard job being a waiter is - we don't need to hear it from you,...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 16, 2007
On James Smith's Ass. For having such a super common name!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For your s#%t referring decisions which caused the All Blacks to loose to France in the Rugby World cup and end our chances of bringing the cup back to its rightful home!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
You are a cancer in the office.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008