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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
He is an absolute PRICK !!!!
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Declared by Blank on Sunday, July 22, 2012
They screwed up my life. I mean it really says something about you when the valedictorian hates your guts.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 2, 2013
You tell me that ill be out of work for a few weeks due to guys in the shop quitting and no steel to put up, then i find out everyone else is still working and when i confront you, you tell me some bullshit lies, you are just intimidated by my being a real man and you being an insecure bitch whos wife and...
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Declared by Mike on Saturday, August 23, 2014
I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
For always being the slowest, laggiest, crashiest of all browsers.
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Declared by Alex Suraci on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is the only thing that was left to happen a site to express your fucking anger. I am surpurised by how stupid people can be
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Declared by michal on Monday, October 8, 2007
For Being a Pikeyyyyy
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Declared by Mr Chooooo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Yeahr, fuck love!
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Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
Jihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista.
It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to...
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Declared by Michael Fortin Has a Small Dick on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010
I dont like the Big 3 car cos. They are too big and make fat ass cars
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Declared by RJ on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
why oh why are you always so full of crap? where does it come from? why are you collecting it? no matter what i do, your stuff just keeps multiplying! I lose whole villages in your corners. please just take it easy on me. i have a lot to do and i need to you help me out a little here.
Thanks,
God
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007