Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou lie to yourself and to the world by claiming to live a cruelty-free lifestyle. In actuality, you live an effort-free lifestyle. Convenience is clearly your most important value.
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
What is it with genY guys wanting to be like chicks?
Drop the makeup (yes toner is makeup) and ditch the teapot. It only appeals to other men ... is that what you want ?
Get a real car, and stop wearing lemon coloured work shirts ... ditch the fangipanis from everywhere.
You are a man! Get Hummer...
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Declared by The Anti-Frange on Monday, October 8, 2007
I just had it with these uber british nouns.
Use them in the UK if you must but dont pollute the air around me with these horrid sounding words.
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Declared by Rune on Monday, October 8, 2007
Need I say more? Yes, I should... You damn worthless mexicans and your STUPID catholicism... May you be forced to drag your balls across two miles of broken glass...Then, be forced to SWIM back across the Gulf of Mej'ico....I YI YI YIIII
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Declared by Push 1 for English on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
they said that there were no aliens....now we see them experimenting on them and using their technology to strenthen their defence.......they should be blasted out into space...those green suited rascals!!!!!
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Declared by brrrrrrrrrravo on Monday, November 12, 2007
Hey You,
Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look...
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Declared by PJ on Friday, November 30, 2007
For being ginger...and not even a day-walker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Why did you have to leave us so early?
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Declared by Come back on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
Jihad on the notion that cancer is something to be "fought" or "battled". Unlike a a simplified fear-based soundbite, cancer is a highly intricate and orchestrated healing mechanism of the body, which can be guided into a positive outcome, rather than further coaxed with toxic chemicals into a spiraling...
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Declared by person-face on Wednesday, August 5, 2009
You people fucking SUCK!!!!
There is no way in hell I will *ever* buy another one of your 3G or 2G products after the faults that keep appearing when I use your products.
I hope Dick Smith refunds this piece of shit, or I'm going to throw it off the Opera house!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 30, 2010
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.
I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are...
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Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
we jihad Jonas El-kabel from Denmark for being egyptien and refuse to tell us how the pyramids where build!!!
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Declared by angry danish guy on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Jihad on the fat slut my husband is screwing. You manipulative, lying cow. Eight months pregnant to your husband (or someone) and still bonking someone else's man. You TOLD me you targeted my husband. What kind of ho bag ARE you? You wrecked our marriage, good on you, that's what you wanted. The best...
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Declared by Retribution on Thursday, March 13, 2008
I hear all of the stupid shit heads out there saying that going to a school that is not a state school is a waste of time and will ruin your life. A degree is a degree and I'm gonna get a job anyway so leave me the fuck alone you lame ass future cubical prairie dogs.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Suck my irish arse, u biatch-head
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009