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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoCan the people who insist on walking so damn slowly along the street, move their fucking arses OUT the way and let other people pass. It's great that you have nowhere to be and your simple and sad life is fulfilled with a walk slower than a snail but jesus some of us want to go somewhere. So move your...
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Declared by Angry pedestrian on Monday, September 2, 2013
A jihad on you, antichrist! I know you're out there, plotting your world domination. Maybe you're just a tiny baby right now - who knows? If you are, you better hope I don't find out about it. I'll punch your wee face like nobody's watching. Watch your back, antichrist! I'm coming after you!
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Declared by Carlos on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
People who preaches to come at workplace on time..but they them self come late by more than an hour..F***K em A$$holes
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Declared by Varun on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare a holy war on you for spreading the filth that you call music in the dormitory in the years of 2005 and 2006.
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Declared by Nik on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Boah, ich bin so früh aufgewacht, dass ich jetzt mit negativer Energie gefüllt bin!!!
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Declared by Cata on Thursday, October 11, 2007
In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly wasted this evening, Inshallah.
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Declared by Dr. Evil on Monday, October 15, 2007
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
You are too loud, dammit. You cackle endlessly at conferences and make Michael Serra nervous and uncomfortable. Everyone is staring at you - and not in a good way. They think you're insane. Your clothing doesn't match either, which is a problem.
For all of that, somehow we all love you. You suck a lot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 10, 2008
stop raining man!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 13, 2008
You must pay the price for stealing my goats! Die a fiery death, and may Allah burn you forever!
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Declared by Hussein Muhammad bin-Azar on Friday, November 7, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
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Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I said Hello but what I ment was FUCK YOU!
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Declared by fuck you all and your mother on Friday, April 24, 2009
Preemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)
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Declared by Chris Fong on Monday, May 10, 2010
i was so happy to hear that i made the cheer team and thought i would make a lot of friends,fly, and just be happy, well i was wrong. No one even talks to me or cares about me. i told you i wanted to be a flyer, so you decided put me as a front spot and now i have carry girls who weigh more than me. Im in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 23, 2012
I dont like the Big 3 car cos. They are too big and make fat ass cars
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Declared by RJ on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
I am a wimp. My son's growing. He's 2.5 yrs now. I need to grow faster and become a manly man before he becomes 4 -5 yrs
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Declared by steve on Tuesday, January 22, 2013
I am so sick of you lying fuckfaces who act like genuine human beings for YEARS, saying all the right things and convincing me that I can trust you because, hey, YOU'RE not a lying motherfucker from hell like the last guy, and then all at once, when *I* fucking need help for a change, you pour out all of...
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Declared by Kay on Friday, October 14, 2011
how much more can i take?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I'M 14 AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I'M DONE IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING GOES WRONG TONIGHT I'M HONESTLY COMMITTING SUICDE.
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Declared by EMILY UGH on Friday, September 6, 2013