Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a holy war on you for spreading the filth that you call music in the dormitory in the years of 2005 and 2006.
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Declared by Nik on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Designons ensemble le monde nano de demain...
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Declared by Pinch on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare holy war on this god forsaken municipal government of ours.
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Declared by elmolino on Saturday, October 13, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
Never mind. Developing story:...
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Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
I am declaring a Jihad on my job and all customers pissing me off each day with their ridiculous complaints!!!
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Declared by J-M AKA Evilness on Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
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Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Why did you steal that stuff from Orlando Culinary Institute? You need to bring it back or I am telling the dean. And I am tired of you always bumming cigarettes and change from me. You pothead!
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Declared by Bradley on Sunday, June 13, 2010
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
FUCKING DAD
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 17, 2011
I am sick of hearing about how you hate your job! I cannot stand another one of your hissy fits directed at me and our son!I have hated my job for years and you told me that I would get used to it. It is your fault we live in this awful place. Either shut up or help me get the hell out of here. And be...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 28, 2011
I am a wimp. My son's growing. He's 2.5 yrs now. I need to grow faster and become a manly man before he becomes 4 -5 yrs
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Declared by steve on Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!
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Declared by Your nemesis on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Jihad on you Laub!
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Declared by Fens der Kratzer on Monday, December 7, 2009
Go to fucking hell .
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Declared by 101 on Sunday, March 27, 2011