Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoyou may be hard to hit, but I will meet you on the field of battle and destroy you. you cannot hide from me
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Declared by Jr. StinkMeister on Monday, September 10, 2007
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Bring down Harry Reid. Hear this all Nevada!!!
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Declared by Uncle Will on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate my job. u suck
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Declared by vaibhav on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
datengatumatii!
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Declared by Brucolacul on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Yeahr, fuck love!
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Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
You are too loud, dammit. You cackle endlessly at conferences and make Michael Serra nervous and uncomfortable. Everyone is staring at you - and not in a good way. They think you're insane. Your clothing doesn't match either, which is a problem.
For all of that, somehow we all love you. You suck a lot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 10, 2008
You must pay the price for stealing my goats! Die a fiery death, and may Allah burn you forever!
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Declared by Hussein Muhammad bin-Azar on Friday, November 7, 2008
are deleted.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 10, 2008
To the asshole giving us the burning sun, may the devil himself shove your head up your ass while your cock is slammed with a huge sledge hammer and roasted with that stupid fireball in the sky at 1000*C.
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Declared by Dr. Ivana Kutckakokoff on Saturday, December 26, 2009
Jihad on you .You stupid bitch .
Damm you for thinking you better than everyone. you are a un schooled lazy cow who has nothing better to do that talk behind peoples back.you done a shit job in raising you kids and they just as useless as you are and no one care how good you are in bed you fat slut. what...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 9, 2010
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
Go to fucking hell .
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Declared by 101 on Sunday, March 27, 2011
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
He makes amazing plans with me for his birthday weekend and the night before we leave he decides to inform me all his friends are gonna come over when we get there so they can celebrate and snort coke, but I'm welcome to hangout with his grandma while he gets fucked up in the basement
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 10, 2011
The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007