Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
C'mon. What happened to the cavemen days when we killed our food right there, ate it, and took a nap? What's all this modern office monkey crap for?
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Declared by Tarzan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Drivers incapable of merging in traffic! The idea is not to stop and come to a standstill
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Declared by Sam on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What is it with genY guys wanting to be like chicks?
Drop the makeup (yes toner is makeup) and ditch the teapot. It only appeals to other men ... is that what you want ?
Get a real car, and stop wearing lemon coloured work shirts ... ditch the fangipanis from everywhere.
You are a man! Get Hummer...
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Declared by The Anti-Frange on Monday, October 8, 2007
I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.
I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are...
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Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on TSTT for take so long before give Trinidad and Tobago adsl faster than 256K
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Declared by -= UP SET TRINI =- on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear Fuckface,
Did you know that you are fucking, fuck-face? No seriously, I want to slam a giant, hardened terd-club into your jack-hole and then kick you in the pussi-fied, dickless area between your legs where your cock sharnk up into you flabby fleshness, oh so long ago.
You and your...
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Declared by Tyler on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I have to say this but SHUT UP, my God, when you don't know how to sell - simply don't!
I believe the best movie for anyone CEO to see is Glengarry Glen Ross here is a quote from the movie.
Ricky Roma: "You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Well, you did not know what the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You must pay the price for stealing my goats! Die a fiery death, and may Allah burn you forever!
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Declared by Hussein Muhammad bin-Azar on Friday, November 7, 2008
Thanks a lot for nothing. You shitty, butt ugly mongrel bastards. Perhaps you're all that way because of the lack of sex you're getting, due to the fact that not only are you all ugly, you're fairly stupid as well.
You are part of the reason I've started thinking that friends are overrated. What the hell...
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Declared by Adobo Fiend on Thursday, May 7, 2009
i was so happy to hear that i made the cheer team and thought i would make a lot of friends,fly, and just be happy, well i was wrong. No one even talks to me or cares about me. i told you i wanted to be a flyer, so you decided put me as a front spot and now i have carry girls who weigh more than me. Im in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 23, 2012
The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
I felt fucking awesome when you accepted me into your school, because you're an IVY LEAGUE. but when you didn't give me enough financial aid to reasonably attend, AND after I poured my heart into a letter explaining why you've been my dream school for 4 fucking years, you replied with "we're sorry, we can't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 10, 2012
You're one arsehole. You show off arshole, you and Andria will never work out.
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Declared by Pom Grammar Queen on Thursday, August 2, 2012