Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact info"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Stop bringing in dead animals you bastard cat. Jihad! Jihad!
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Declared by Graham on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
FUCK YOU !!!! RUINING MY LIFE MOTHER FUCKER BITCH SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2015
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed...
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Declared by Alfredo bermudez on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Need I say more? Yes, I should... You damn worthless mexicans and your STUPID catholicism... May you be forced to drag your balls across two miles of broken glass...Then, be forced to SWIM back across the Gulf of Mej'ico....I YI YI YIIII
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Declared by Push 1 for English on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Yeahr, fuck love!
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Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not acknowledging my presence and for not being online late into the night!
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Declared by Crocy on Sunday, November 11, 2007
смерть ришельцам и их пособникам!!!
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Declared by Мольдер и Скали on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
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Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
Lose the attitude and be more professional you bitch. I never am rude to you so don't be rude to me. I can easily quit this job and put you on the spot to find someone new. Maybe that will give you a reality check and realize that bitchiness and being unprofessional is not a way to keep an employee.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 18, 2010
Stop finding the loves of your lives after dating me -___- It's making me feel like shit about myself that I'm never worth it since you never come back for me. Fuck you both. Seriously.
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Declared by Pity Party Planner on Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Marianne is always talking to me while I'm at work. I tell her, I've got things to do. She doesn't care. She just talks and talks. It's like she doesn't have any friends. She just goes on talking about her rat boyfriends and her trips to far away exotic lands. It's just all too much. I'm trying to think...
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Declared by Chris on Monday, September 10, 2007
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You bugger. Just because you are popular with the women .... you think you are smart ...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Ich hasse euch ihr dreckigen Stinker!
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Declared by Hans on Monday, October 22, 2007
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
FUCKING DAD
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 17, 2011
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me!
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Declared by MakaeylaZamora on Thursday, May 30, 2013