Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I'M 14 AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I'M DONE IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING GOES WRONG TONIGHT I'M HONESTLY COMMITTING SUICDE.
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Declared by EMILY UGH on Friday, September 6, 2013
What is it with genY guys wanting to be like chicks?
Drop the makeup (yes toner is makeup) and ditch the teapot. It only appeals to other men ... is that what you want ?
Get a real car, and stop wearing lemon coloured work shirts ... ditch the fangipanis from everywhere.
You are a man! Get Hummer...
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Declared by The Anti-Frange on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they wine! :))
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Declared by sconcs on Monday, October 8, 2007
I thought pinoys were one of the happiest people on earth and could take jokes any day. Why are you so mad about the racial slur against pinoys about our medical schools?! It's really the fault of the crappy system of fake certificates and diplomas. And Cory Aquino being called a slut?! She switched sides...
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Declared by fellow_pinoy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
the slowest and the most expensive internet service provider on earth.Why are you call yourself 'we are the best in turkey' sure you are, coz you are the unique ,there is no other independent provider.You are the shittest firm on earth.Firstly you said "just pay 10$ per month but my bill is showing...
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Declared by erhan on Friday, October 12, 2007
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Why did you have to leave us so early?
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Declared by Come back on Saturday, April 26, 2008
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
Stop bringing in dead animals you bastard cat. Jihad! Jihad!
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Declared by Graham on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Declared by Mohamed on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
ok listen you you little fuck. just because i look young doesnt mean that you can treat me like a child. even so what gives YOU the right to treat children and anyone younger than you like a piece of shit. the only piece of shit that i see is your humanity.
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Declared by a fucking human being on Saturday, October 10, 2015
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007