Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy mother is a dumb asshole that keeps talking me outside to shop when she doesn't even know what she wants from the supermarket and spends and hour looking for what she wants making me walk around with all the heavy things when she herself clearly can't carry it around either. I hate how long she takes to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 23, 2011
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me!
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Declared by MakaeylaZamora on Thursday, May 30, 2013
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
I thought pinoys were one of the happiest people on earth and could take jokes any day. Why are you so mad about the racial slur against pinoys about our medical schools?! It's really the fault of the crappy system of fake certificates and diplomas. And Cory Aquino being called a slut?! She switched sides...
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Declared by fellow_pinoy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hope you read this...peedo.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For Being a Pikeyyyyy
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Declared by Mr Chooooo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
They're trying to make us lose the princibles of GOD. Their ignorant!
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Declared by jesus lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with...
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Declared by Assholes on Sunday, July 26, 2009
i was so happy to hear that i made the cheer team and thought i would make a lot of friends,fly, and just be happy, well i was wrong. No one even talks to me or cares about me. i told you i wanted to be a flyer, so you decided put me as a front spot and now i have carry girls who weigh more than me. Im in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 23, 2012
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN EARTH
HOW COME WHENEVER I TRY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIX SHIT BETWEEN US AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE YOU SCREAM AT ME FOR DAYS. YOU CALL ME A WHORE AND ACCUSE ME OF CHEATIN ON YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS ASS WHEN I HAVE NEVER...
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Declared by Hope someone kills your ass on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Let's get over it already. It's not funny anymore. If I have to see one more cat staring at a computer screen and saying something stupid and easy about WoW, I might have to remove myself from the internet altogether. You can NOT has cheezburger!
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Declared by Evan on Saturday, September 15, 2007
Bring down Harry Reid. Hear this all Nevada!!!
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Declared by Uncle Will on Monday, October 8, 2007