Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoLose the attitude and be more professional you bitch.  I never am rude to you so don't be rude to me.  I can easily quit this job and put you on the spot to find someone new.  Maybe that will give you a reality check and realize that bitchiness and being unprofessional is not a way to keep an employee.
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	Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 18, 2010
You are a fucking twat, violent, ignorant, childish and selfish, all you care about is your own fucking arse, you make me miserable and I fucking hate you and your fucking eastern european moustache and your fucking pink shorts that make you look like a fat cunt which you are
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	Declared by Dyke on Friday, December 17, 2010
Let's get over it already. It's not funny anymore. If I have to see one more cat staring at a computer screen and saying something stupid and easy about WoW, I might have to remove myself from the internet altogether. You can NOT has cheezburger!
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	Declared by Evan on Saturday, September 15, 2007
I thought pinoys were one of the happiest people on earth and could take jokes any day. Why are you so mad about the racial slur against pinoys about our medical schools?! It's really the fault of the crappy system of fake certificates and diplomas. And Cory Aquino being called a slut?! She switched sides...
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	Declared by fellow_pinoy on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate my job. u suck
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	Declared by vaibhav on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me! 
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	Declared by MakaeylaZamora  on Thursday, May 30, 2013
Fuck you. You've been ruling my mother fucking life since day 1. Sexually harassing me every day, touching my butt saying "tight ass". Yelling at mom, my brother and me. All you fucking do is sit around watching TV, smoking and drinking. I hope you fucking die in hell bitch. Burn in hell and I hope you...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Who do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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	Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you.  Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to?  You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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	Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Typhoon Krosa in Taiwan has gone too far!!!
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	Declared by Peter van het Kinderziekenhuis on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Because!
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	Declared by Vincent on Monday, October 8, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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	Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
 
 Never mind. Developing story:...
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	Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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	Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
You must pay the price for stealing my goats! Die a fiery death, and may Allah burn you forever! 
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	Declared by Hussein Muhammad bin-Azar on Friday, November 7, 2008
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
For being cunts
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	Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
You are a stupid, psycho mother fucker and should be wiped off the face from your earth. Next time you come here and drink till it fucking dissolves your last few brain cells, I'll cut your ass open with a beer bottle.
 
 Fuck you.
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	Declared by FUCK OFF, LOSER !!! on Friday, January 15, 2010
My mother is a dumb asshole that keeps talking me outside to shop when she doesn't even know what she wants from the supermarket and spends and hour looking for what she wants making me walk around with all the heavy things when she herself clearly can't carry it around either. I hate how long she takes to...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 23, 2011
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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	Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011