Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi'm going to let two of your tyres down. then i'm going to burn your decking. then i'm going to paint your surfboards with tar. then i'm going to kick dents in that gokart in your front yard. yeah.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Yeahr, fuck love!
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Declared by ZoR3o on Monday, October 22, 2007
The G-d of Israel watches over the people and land of Israel like the pupil of his eye! See! The Guardian of Israel never sleeps nor slumbers!!!! Repent!!! Now!!!!!
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Declared by 12 sons of Jacob on Monday, October 29, 2007
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
A JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Psalm 35:26 NIV
May all who gloat over my distress be put to shame and confusion; may all who exalt themselves over me be clothed with shame and disgrace.
Galatians 5:10 NIV
I am confident in the Lord that you will take no other view. The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Declared by Mohamed on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Hey man, I know you and I have had our differences but lately you've been real low key, knowwhatImean? Well the problem is I cain't be the strong leader of the free world unless I've got some whack-job to point the finger at. Without you on the scene denying the existence of the Holocaust and threatening to...
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Declared by W on Sunday, September 9, 2007
ahmet sertbaş ulan şu mubarek gundede sövduom ya sana..yatcak yerin yok lan senin aq senin..
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Declared by IU on Monday, October 8, 2007
They SUCK
Calling themselves computer science people.
Bunch of monkeys
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Haha, Jihad on You!
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Declared by Rich517 on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
Why the hell is my life so awesome. I cant complain about it because I am so "fortunate". Hell. Screw me.
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Declared by Your Neighborhood Rich Dick on Friday, May 20, 2011
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
you may be hard to hit, but I will meet you on the field of battle and destroy you. you cannot hide from me
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Declared by Jr. StinkMeister on Monday, September 10, 2007
Stop opensourcing,programming is not something like gardening !!!!
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Declared by workaar on Monday, October 8, 2007
your stampies all belong to me
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are dishonourable you must stop war on ıraq and dont support PKK....
I LOVE TURKEYY
One Turk Against The World...
and I'm Turkish....
NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DİYENE...
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Declared by Türk Oğlu Türk on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You motherfucking shit head!
Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dad
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Declared by kid on Wednesday, October 10, 2007