Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
FUCKING DAD
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 17, 2011
jihad on you, you led me on for about a year, never made a move, and then stopped talking to me. go fuck the girl whose statuses you always like. im done.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
How dare you infidels ship our most holy Princess Twilight Sparkle with that fucking pigdog? It is a disgrace, and outrage! It's blasphemy! Jihad on all of you TwiMac shippers and sympathizers!
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Declared by Pega-Corn Supremacy on Thursday, May 31, 2012
I can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Mimi D. on the west coast is a total schmuck, because she's rude and says she's proud of it - she actually said that. She said she's superior to "all other beings", which proves what an idiot she really is. Mimi D. deserves to get run over by a truck. Mimi D. on the west coast is a piece of garbage. Mimi...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 19, 2014
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
bensiz eskisehire gidip ustune bi de nisbet mesaji cekenlere cihad ilan ediorum :P
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Declared by hadji on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
For not buying me a shiny D:
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Declared by Wee Sillyface on Thursday, December 9, 2010
You are a fucking twat, violent, ignorant, childish and selfish, all you care about is your own fucking arse, you make me miserable and I fucking hate you and your fucking eastern european moustache and your fucking pink shorts that make you look like a fat cunt which you are
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Declared by Dyke on Friday, December 17, 2010
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
What the fuck is so cool about this guy? He screams gay to me. He fucking acted in Mickey Mouse Club, motherfuckers, Mickey Mouse Club! That club has produced tons of trainwrecks like Britney (she's cool now, but she had her dark times), Xtina (was cool, but I think she's doing coke right now), and...
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Declared by falafel on Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Drunks are the biggest infidels there are. With nothing else to find to do with their sorry little lives they drink themselves stupid and with their loud voices tell everyone what they think is wrong with everything. Sober up you sluts and stop finding fault with everyone else and fix your own selves before...
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Declared by Annie on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
You tell me that ill be out of work for a few weeks due to guys in the shop quitting and no steel to put up, then i find out everyone else is still working and when i confront you, you tell me some bullshit lies, you are just intimidated by my being a real man and you being an insecure bitch whos wife and...
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Declared by Mike on Saturday, August 23, 2014
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007