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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For working 247 in ibanking instead of startuping!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
You know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others.
They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women".
YA,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
The FAT GINGER PIG
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Declared by Fiona on Friday, December 9, 2011
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Declared by Mohamed on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
How dare you infidels ship our most holy Princess Twilight Sparkle with that fucking pigdog? It is a disgrace, and outrage! It's blasphemy! Jihad on all of you TwiMac shippers and sympathizers!
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Declared by Pega-Corn Supremacy on Thursday, May 31, 2012
your a two kina meri its so shame you live with your boyfriend now and he is very very much older thats sad your just sad
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Declared by EnganMeri on Saturday, July 14, 2012
I know trivial facts! Admit it!
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Declared by You know who! on Saturday, April 20, 2013
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
I'm sick and tired of those drivers having to honk in the streets. A driver turning right slows them down - they honk. A driver asks a pedestrian for directions - the driver after them has to honk. This noise make me sick to my stomach.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You motherfucking shit head!
Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dad
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Declared by kid on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I have to say this but SHUT UP, my God, when you don't know how to sell - simply don't!
I believe the best movie for anyone CEO to see is Glengarry Glen Ross here is a quote from the movie.
Ricky Roma: "You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Well, you did not know what the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
the slowest and the most expensive internet service provider on earth.Why are you call yourself 'we are the best in turkey' sure you are, coz you are the unique ,there is no other independent provider.You are the shittest firm on earth.Firstly you said "just pay 10$ per month but my bill is showing...
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Declared by erhan on Friday, October 12, 2007
Haha, Jihad on You!
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Declared by Rich517 on Tuesday, May 20, 2008
10fold Jihads would not be enough to declare on the infidels in Congress who have dragged their effing feet on this G.D. bailout package. While they sit and bicker, my meager portfolio dwindles more and more as my ulcer grows larger. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all you in...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Friday, September 26, 2008
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011