Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou are too loud, dammit. You cackle endlessly at conferences and make Michael Serra nervous and uncomfortable. Everyone is staring at you - and not in a good way. They think you're insane. Your clothing doesn't match either, which is a problem.
For all of that, somehow we all love you. You suck a lot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 26, 2008
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
You are a stupid, psycho mother fucker and should be wiped off the face from your earth. Next time you come here and drink till it fucking dissolves your last few brain cells, I'll cut your ass open with a beer bottle.
Fuck you.
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Declared by FUCK OFF, LOSER !!! on Friday, January 15, 2010
Jihad on your Arab TV!!!
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Declared by Hasan Tariq Omar Doodar on Friday, March 26, 2010
A thousand Jihads on you, lazy mailcarrier, for not delivering my mail on a non-holiday! My package was supposed to arrive TODAY and now my business will suffer because of your mistake, you dumb lazy prick!
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Declared by LaLa on Thursday, September 23, 2010
You are a fucking twat, violent, ignorant, childish and selfish, all you care about is your own fucking arse, you make me miserable and I fucking hate you and your fucking eastern european moustache and your fucking pink shorts that make you look like a fat cunt which you are
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Declared by Dyke on Friday, December 17, 2010
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Stay away from the popular venting website Muttr; the moderators have a new policy of censoring comments that are not politically correct. This is dangerous.
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Declared by anon on Saturday, October 3, 2015
Fuck all you rich, bratty, preppy, racist, drug addled motherfuckers at vestavia high school, you are all going nowhere in life because your mentality is that sports and trucks are more important than learning...not like any learning could be done there with all the old fucktard hags you call teachers, I...
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Declared by Gothking on Saturday, April 11, 2015
Seriously... explicitly state a body background color in your css... Not everyone has their shit set to white.
Get with the times MAN.
J.O.Y.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
We declare a jihad on radio clown Rush Limbaugh and his continuous insults to all those who disafree with him.
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Declared by Sibling Jackhammer of Loving Kindness. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because!
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Declared by Vincent on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear Fuckface,
Did you know that you are fucking, fuck-face? No seriously, I want to slam a giant, hardened terd-club into your jack-hole and then kick you in the pussi-fied, dickless area between your legs where your cock sharnk up into you flabby fleshness, oh so long ago.
You and your...
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Declared by Tyler on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Didn't you hear about protection!?? How could you cheat on someone who is dying of incurable cancer? "Best" wishes to you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
IS AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS
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Declared by Georgina on Monday, February 13, 2012
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
The troops are welfare queens. We taxpayers feed, clothe and house them. We pay for their medical care and their benefits while they chase imaginary WMDs, sing stupid songs and slam their dicks together. They haven't protected us from a legitimate threat in over fifty years. They should get their hands out...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 12, 2012