Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
iTunes is a complete piece of shit! If your lucky and its not crashing on you because your not on mac then its screwing up your music by adding multiples of everything you own and adding spaces to one name then thinking because theirs a space its a different artist. Fuck You Apple!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 15, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i do not give a shit about the principle of moments or uniform accleration or projectile motion
SO FUCK OF AND DIE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 7, 2010
Jihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
You're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011
you desrtve to die u treat me like a slave u so called love me!!!! trix is beheaded!! qianyi's friend sent this
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2011
"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Declared by Mohamed on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN EARTH
HOW COME WHENEVER I TRY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIX SHIT BETWEEN US AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE YOU SCREAM AT ME FOR DAYS. YOU CALL ME A WHORE AND ACCUSE ME OF CHEATIN ON YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS ASS WHEN I HAVE NEVER...
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Declared by Hope someone kills your ass on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
A jihad on you, antichrist! I know you're out there, plotting your world domination. Maybe you're just a tiny baby right now - who knows? If you are, you better hope I don't find out about it. I'll punch your wee face like nobody's watching. Watch your back, antichrist! I'm coming after you!
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Declared by Carlos on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Seriously... explicitly state a body background color in your css... Not everyone has their shit set to white.
Get with the times MAN.
J.O.Y.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, September 13, 2007
For working 247 in ibanking instead of startuping!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have plotted jihad many, many times around this world. At the Virgin Lounge in London Airport. In Berlin. In Southeast Asia.
Jihad is your name.
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Declared by Agent Longden on Monday, October 8, 2007
VTEC just kicked in, JA!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Golf? GOLF!? What kindda sport is that, mann?! I mean.. is it actually a sport?
It CANT be.. It cant be considered a sport when i takes longer time doing exercises to warm up for the game, than actually playing the (sport) golf itself?
Really people.. Yeah you people that play golf! Seriously.. fair...
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Declared by I LIKE SLEEP on Thursday, October 11, 2007
After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo?
McAfee are such wankers.
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Declared by fuck mcafee on Monday, January 14, 2008
I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER...
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Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
Be a good Christian and think about feeding the homeless, teaching the uneducated, and cleaning up our planet. Keep your hypocritical bullshit out of my bedroom, out of my uterus, out of the govenment and out of my house. The only thing destroying marriage as an institution is your constant cheating and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, May 3, 2009