Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
Damn you Corpus spongiosum which enables me to get erect, you get me hard at the worst times!
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Declared by Fustrated and Erect. on Saturday, November 3, 2007
Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!
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Declared by Buckingham Ball Breakers on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!
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Declared by Geehad! on Monday, November 17, 2008
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
He is an absolute PRICK !!!!
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Declared by Blank on Sunday, July 22, 2012
Why does my husband insist on being friends with idiots? I feel so alone whenever he is with his friends, because his friends are so fricken dumb, not the kind of people I would ever want to associate with! Today after work I came home and felt like I could barely talk to him about my day, the fact that it...
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Declared by Amanda on Thursday, February 7, 2013
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
He is a JIAHD
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Declared by Dhor on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
CUNT FACED PRICK JEFFERSON
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Declared by YOUR EX on Monday, June 15, 2015
you may be hard to hit, but I will meet you on the field of battle and destroy you. you cannot hide from me
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Declared by Jr. StinkMeister on Monday, September 10, 2007
Seriously... explicitly state a body background color in your css... Not everyone has their shit set to white.
Get with the times MAN.
J.O.Y.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, September 13, 2007
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
I love the 'Office', i'm a fanatic..i was so anxious for this new season..the fact that it was going to be 1 hour?! Amen for that, even better..but then it happened..i watched the first episode..it started with omg lots of lol moment then it went to lilttle chuckles here and there to then he he ha...the...
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Declared by Tasha on Friday, October 12, 2007
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
Dont try to rip me off///
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.
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Declared by SpongeBon on Thursday, January 10, 2008
You are a fucking crazy bitch
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 27, 2009
Suck my irish arse, u biatch-head
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009