Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
FUUUCK THE SCHOOL. EAT MY LONG DICK OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS. CRADLE MY BALLS WITH THE OVERWORKING SHIT YOU CALL HOMEWORK. FUCK RELIGION AS WELL.
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Declared by FUCK ARAB PEDOS on Friday, May 20, 2011
"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Really? You sent that insanely important scholarship that was CLEARLY marked for San Francisco to Laguna Beach? AND it's been sitting there for a week? AND it was due a month ago? REALLY? FUCK YOU POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! When I leave college drowning debt I'm blaming you, YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE MORONS!!!!
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Declared by E on Monday, February 20, 2012
You lie to yourself and to the world by claiming to live a cruelty-free lifestyle. In actuality, you live an effort-free lifestyle. Convenience is clearly your most important value.
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal...
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Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Fuck the media!! They ruin peoples lives!!! they can trip over a fucking pebble
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Declared by mofo37 on Monday, August 3, 2009
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
You're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i do not give a shit about the principle of moments or uniform accleration or projectile motion
SO FUCK OF AND DIE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 7, 2010
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
You want to call me a bitch, I dont care if your we were drunk motherfucker. The psychological jihad has started and your ass is cut off from my circle bitch. Im no longer your cousin freddy kruger looking faggot. I hope you turn homo when you go to state jail.
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Declared by Your 2nd Cousin on Saturday, February 18, 2012
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
O-M-G! Why would you EVER go anywhere when you are that ugly? You also smell bad, everyone runs away from your scent and your evil stalker stares. You kiss up to the teacher like a little dog, and it makes us want to puke - and the funny thing is, the teacher thinks you are an IDIOT. We hope she flunks you....
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Declared by Statistics Class on Sunday, September 9, 2007
you married a guy for less than 48 hours, and we forgave you. then you married a deadbeat idiot, and we forgave you. and then you flashed your vajayjay to the paparazzi and yet again we forgave you and forgave you and forgave you
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Declared by A to the Strid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You are going to die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007