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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOUR FUCKING ASS MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS GOD DAMN EARTH
HOW COME WHENEVER I TRY SO FUCKING HARD TO FIX SHIT BETWEEN US AND MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE YOU SCREAM AT ME FOR DAYS. YOU CALL ME A WHORE AND ACCUSE ME OF CHEATIN ON YOUR STUPID WORTHLESS ASS WHEN I HAVE NEVER...
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Declared by Hope someone kills your ass on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Who do they think they are, acting all noble and self sacrificing in the face of extreme adversity? How do they think this reflects on us regular, self-centered lazy guys? Stop it already! Grab a beer, relax and sit on the couch already!
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Declared by Dave on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Marianne is always talking to me while I'm at work. I tell her, I've got things to do. She doesn't care. She just talks and talks. It's like she doesn't have any friends. She just goes on talking about her rat boyfriends and her trips to far away exotic lands. It's just all too much. I'm trying to think...
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Declared by Chris on Monday, September 10, 2007
Out there on the corner every day and night my Ho's never bring in as much money as they should! They're not shaking that ass like they should. Always out back hitting the pipe instead of riding the pole to make me that money.
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Declared by Pimp on Friday, September 14, 2007
Because!
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Declared by Vincent on Monday, October 8, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
Never in the history of skankdom has such a despicable whore rolled out of a puss-soaked bed as LRS. This trollop is a cock-sucking homewrecker. There is absolutely nothing she won't put in her mouth and blow on. She is a tease, a tramp, a delight to the ides (of March - she's best at stabbing in the back...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
I've kind of had it with this guy. He just wants to impress people with how smart he is. I've never seen him have a a genuine emotion. He's not exactly a bully, but it always has to be his way. He's far from perfect. I wish he would go away.
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Declared by Sunflower on Saturday, December 5, 2009
For being cunts
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 21, 2011
A JIHAD ON GENEVIEVE, she slept with me once and gave me herpes!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Psalm 35:26 NIV
May all who gloat over my distress be put to shame and confusion; may all who exalt themselves over me be clothed with shame and disgrace.
Galatians 5:10 NIV
I am confident in the Lord that you will take no other view. The one who is throwing you into confusion will pay the penalty,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
FUUUCK THE SCHOOL. EAT MY LONG DICK OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS. CRADLE MY BALLS WITH THE OVERWORKING SHIT YOU CALL HOMEWORK. FUCK RELIGION AS WELL.
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Declared by FUCK ARAB PEDOS on Friday, May 20, 2011
I blew it completely, I slept with and fell in love with my secretary. Then she told me that she was shooting heroin. I am an ex heroin junkie who is clean now. I tried to help her to get clean by getting her father involved and now she hates me, the father believes her, and I am still in love with my...
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Declared by Synesthesia on Monday, October 8, 2007
VTEC just kicked in, JA!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Evans, you are the biggest fucking loser on the planet! How is that Zune treating you? You are probably one of the stupidest and creepiest people I have ever met. Why don't you stare at her a little more because the first 3 hours weren't weird. I hope you, your Zune, and Vista go to hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You motherfucking shit head!
Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dad
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Declared by kid on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
We've toyed with the indfidels long enough...let there arrogant swagger do them in. We've sent the locusts once against the Yankees...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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Declared by Red Sox Nation on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009