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Declared by Flo on Friday, April 10, 2009
A thousand Jihads on you, lazy mailcarrier, for not delivering my mail on a non-holiday! My package was supposed to arrive TODAY and now my business will suffer because of your mistake, you dumb lazy prick!
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Declared by LaLa on Thursday, September 23, 2010
A lie by omission is still a lie. cmon pimping stop the bullshit forreal forreal!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 23, 2011
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Just coz we don't eat meat doesn't mean we placid you who decide to eat meat Shall feel the Wrath of the Holy One JIHAAAD!
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Declared by ChickPea on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
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Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
I blew it completely, I slept with and fell in love with my secretary. Then she told me that she was shooting heroin. I am an ex heroin junkie who is clean now. I tried to help her to get clean by getting her father involved and now she hates me, the father believes her, and I am still in love with my...
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Declared by Synesthesia on Monday, October 8, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009
For the rape and pillage of monther earth and all her natural resources. You do the devil's work my son and some day the devil will come calling. Brace yourself!
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Declared by Mother Earth on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
I put myself out there and you shut me down.
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Declared by Tuks on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I like the good things in life but the good thing in life are hard to find, so now I have to find my new good thing that will do my work. You don’t actually expect for me to work, I might break a nail.
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Declared by Your one and only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
Jihad on all penguins for their abuse of cuteness to secrectly control your minds, i have seen through this and have established the Organized Resistance of Cuteness Abused, or A.K.A O.R.C.A THE ORRCA WILL EXTICNTIZE PENGUINS
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
For the first time in my life I failed in something ..........
She hasnt even taken a single class the entire year......
How can she fail us when she herself knows lesser about EVS than a endemic endangered creature knows about reproduction .........
May she burn in green hell......
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Declared by Now-i-dont-give-a-rats-ass-bout-the-environment on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Hey assholes, been kissing Obama's ass again? Who ya sucking on now? All of you are a lot of shit eating lowdown, communist sympathizers. Still kissing ass just to keep your lowlife jobs. keep up the good work and keep eating shit.
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Declared by jodie on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
its not really about love and romance but its the closest topic i guess. but yeh i'm am far past growing annoyed with women. i'm past annoyed. i'm almost to the point where i really wouldnt mind doing a real jihad on women. just strap up and blast bitches whereever i go until an army of military force and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 29, 2010
you dicks have no concept of time-keeping, and the idea of calling up and cancelling a plan does not seem to be a part of your fucking "culture". stuck in this country for the last 7 years, as always i'm expected to keep it all in, everything's all right. NO, fuck this place, and fuck you SOBs
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 19, 2010
Jihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.
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Declared by j~ on Monday, February 28, 2011
My mother is a dumb asshole that keeps talking me outside to shop when she doesn't even know what she wants from the supermarket and spends and hour looking for what she wants making me walk around with all the heavy things when she herself clearly can't carry it around either. I hate how long she takes to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 23, 2011