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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI met her on pof and she seemed okay. Typical chick with self esteem issues who likes to bang a guy on the side. Next thing I knew I had an std. It definitely wasn't worth it. I tried talking to her on Facebook about it and she blocked me. I hope this bitch gets what she deserves.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 7, 2018
I hereby declare war on all crappy mobile browsers who can't render css pages properly.
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Declared by Grumpy Mobile Web Designer on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Matus Trstik je trtko.
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Declared by Matko on Thursday, June 26, 2014
Hello my freind i would like to invite you to join this once in a lifetime opportunity in a personal holy war against Lucas Nienhouse for being stupid.
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Declared by I hate idiots on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Why should I take a bus and drive to your place, thus paying more than the refund you owe me/
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Declared by Lustig on Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Aryans are zhe superior race all ozher races have no right to exist! Death to zhe inferior jew subhumans! death to bolshevism and ozher vorthless subhuman nations! meine sturmtropen vill march through moscow before zhis day is done! ve shall triumph und exterminate all zhe puny subhumans! glory to zhe reich!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
I'm sick of those people who can't enjoy a good thing such as biking and who blame the victim each time a cyclists dies in an accident on the road.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
The owner of the Muttr is a jerk, because he plays favorites as to whose comments he publishes. It won’t be long before the popularity of Muttr will fade, as more and more people will drop away. By the beginning of the coming year,that website will be nothing, due to the lack of posters – caused by the...
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Declared by anonymous on Monday, October 5, 2015
You ugly, pointless, yellow basards. You fly in my house uninvited, making a noise, pissing me off and you serve no useful purpose to nature you useless plebs.
No-one likes you, no-one wants you. You're a mistake in evolution and you're nasty with it.
At least a Bee is good looking and has the decency...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
fucken boyfriend is the laziest mother fucker around, cant even muster up enough sympathy to make me feel better when im down, all he fkn does is eat and shit and play games, god get a life. why the fk am i with such a loser
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 10, 2009
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
For saying youre going home, then messing about and jibber-jabbering for the next 2 hours
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
It’s so foolish to mindlessly parrot the phrase “intelligence is sexy”. No dear, not all intelligent people are sexy.Some intelligent people are violent bullies, for example – being a bully is never sexy, no matter how intelligent the bully.
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Declared by anon. on Sunday, September 20, 2015
oh hey cunt bag! sure go ahead take it up the ass from another one of your best friends. go lick some more dick!
the poop hole isnt a loop hole! YOU ARE STILL A SLUT
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Declared by anon on Sunday, March 23, 2014
dear jerry,
I think there is something I should really tell you, I hate you, I fucking hate you because you are a heartless, descpicable harridan with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. On top of that, you are horrible at relationships and I feel sorry for what your current boyfriend has to put up with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 2, 2017