Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're late for a movie at the cinema which you don't want to miss. You ram the gas pedal at the red lights just to get there before it starts only to find out, THAT THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND ADS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE??
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Declared by Cum Sponge Bob Square Asshole on Friday, February 1, 2008
You mofos took all this TARP money and spent it on your own bonuses and lavish offices. Where is the liquidity in the market? The US government should go after you crooks and seize all your assets. And if you don't like it, flee the country and don't ever come back.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 23, 2009
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Dear lady next door, THANKS A FUCKING LOT for calling my parents saying i had sex with him... i dont know how you fuckin know... i was in my house im my room.. peeping tom much? i think soo!! well anywho thanks for causing fuckin hell on my life.. the whole damn neighbor hood knows cause u cant...
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Declared by mad person on Friday, May 7, 2010
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
why don't u guys just marry each other....
get it over with.. ya punks
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hate the interface, hate the navigation and hate the damn ads... Wost email ever.
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Declared by Fuscienne on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
fuck your freedom fuck your statues fuck your democracy if it makes you like this ......you do not deserve to live among human beings....this is the American justice.....this will be in return someday i swear....
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Declared by does not matter on Sunday, September 21, 2008
I thought my new boyfriend was a really sweet, nice, polite guy. mhm. well. no. today he starts asking to see me in a swimsuit or a really short skirt. yea i don't think so. i'm not just something to look at. treat me like i'm your world or i'm gone.
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Declared by Pissed Off. on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
You fucking idiots. I can't watch three seconds of your goddamn show without cringing at your ridiculously entitled and pathetic behavior. You act like a bunch of spoiled 3-year-olds, gallivanting around the globe fucking up other people's lives and whining like gaping vaginas whenever they hit back....
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Declared by Jakob on Sunday, August 16, 2009
We have one child already, yet she still wants more as if one can not make her happy! ICALL A JIHAD ON HER!!! AND HER HEADACHE INDUCING NONSENSE!!!
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Declared by Jed on Sunday, January 3, 2010
this is hard
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
The streets will flow with the blood of bad online mapping program developers, and then perhaps they'll endure a mild to moderate wedgie. Alah willing.
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Declared by Scott Hoffman on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007