Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I thought my new boyfriend was a really sweet, nice, polite guy. mhm. well. no. today he starts asking to see me in a swimsuit or a really short skirt. yea i don't think so. i'm not just something to look at. treat me like i'm your world or i'm gone.
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Declared by Pissed Off. on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
JIHAD ON YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!!!
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Declared by MO on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
Aroogant wanker.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 8, 2011
Hey Republican cuntface? How'd you like ot have a transvaginal probe shoved up your sorry ass you dumb face bitch?! JIHAD ON YOU YA GOP CUM GULPER!
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Declared by sH000fly on Saturday, May 26, 2012
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm so sick of searching for a job. Damn this economy, and fuck the employers who turn you down in sugar-coated, patronizing ways. If you found someone who is more qualified, then say so. Don't call me inexperienced in my line of work, it's insulting.
Also, fuck lazy people who overreact to friendly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 26, 2010
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
The streets will flow with the blood of bad online mapping program developers, and then perhaps they'll endure a mild to moderate wedgie. Alah willing.
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Declared by Scott Hoffman on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
overrated spreader of sick diseasefilled "idees'"of life. bitch...
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
assignment, assignments.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
ANYONE WITH A BEARD
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Declared by XXX on Friday, December 16, 2011
Being gay
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012