Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
OMG! Don't fucking marry Pooca you insolent queer. I bet you're gay! ARGH! why are you engaged? You don't want to be! GGRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
WTF!? Us students will not focus in class because we are struggling to understand you two or you assume your notes are helpful but not really. Yet you both get so pissed from the the class not taking you seriously cause you don't realize that. And because of that you don't bother answering questions from...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I DON'T KNOW
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I declare jihad on Snoop for jacking up the English language. Fo shizzle my nizzles.
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Declared by Tony on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
For being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare Jihad on GM for stupid formatting, diagrams, incorrect information and sheep sheering! DERKA DERKA DERKA
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 28, 2008
i declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
you should have died you fucking whore.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009