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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
PENIS.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2014
Did you know that DP looks down on people... literally?
Is that the kind of person you want as your next vice president?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 2, 2007
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
I thought my new boyfriend was a really sweet, nice, polite guy. mhm. well. no. today he starts asking to see me in a swimsuit or a really short skirt. yea i don't think so. i'm not just something to look at. treat me like i'm your world or i'm gone.
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Declared by Pissed Off. on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Quit making videos of me on YouTube with false information! No I do not own 99% of accounts on the web. I do NOT fuck Kangaroos. Also stop whining about Australia. If you don't like it get the hell out!
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Declared by Fuck Off on Saturday, September 27, 2008
you should have died you fucking whore.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
The streets will flow with the blood of bad online mapping program developers, and then perhaps they'll endure a mild to moderate wedgie. Alah willing.
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Declared by Scott Hoffman on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
i declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
For not participating in my startup!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007