Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
why don't u guys just marry each other....
get it over with.. ya punks
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
The Ar-mega-don cometh! Allah akbar!
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Declared by Wang Chung on Friday, October 12, 2007
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
this is hard
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007
This is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
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Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
I fucking hate Monday!
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Declared by Rebecca Black on Friday, April 15, 2011
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010
ANYONE WITH A BEARD
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Declared by XXX on Friday, December 16, 2011
YOUR SO MEAN. I can't believe u did that 2 skolah. She woz ur fwen. Ur only fwen. its so sad, u just ruined ur own name.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Jihad on the MoFo Officer who blatantly dismissed me as a fraudulent case when the motherfucker did not even know how to read a fucking W2 stub...
I was fine with you have a concern about the papers...i was with you...but that was no way to talk to me standing on my fucking soil!
Jihad on you Indian...
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Declared by DamnYou on Monday, September 24, 2012
Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?
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Declared by Shyamali on Sunday, December 23, 2007
No I won't come over for a fucking goodnight kiss when I can't even sleep over! Do you know how much gas costs!? You'd better-you're frickin' Middle Eastern! And furthermore, work was done at 6, soccer was done at 8, why the fuck are you calling me at 10?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 17, 2008
JIHAD on you Freaks and Geeks for distracting me from my work. With your awkward boys and cute girls. How am I ever supposed to get anything done.
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Declared by RedBull243 on Saturday, September 12, 2009
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Matthew 16:26
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011