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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits for delivering this devil called IPOD SHUFFLE to me in such a deteriorated state that it was possessed by all manner of devils and spells. I had to spend two hours updating software and running reset utilities in order to finally get this beast to work....
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
you stupid bitch. you're such a lying hypocrite you believe your own incredibly inane bullshit. congratulations. you're 40, guys won't come near you with a 10 foot pole, you have one friend, and most people just think you're sad. PEOPLE PITY YOU! so stop fucking judging everyone, get a grip and LIVE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect...
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Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008
Watch your back, High school is going to end and what will you have left? How we all wished the stars would align for you...
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Declared by -A- on Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Did you know that DP looks down on people... literally?
Is that the kind of person you want as your next vice president?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 2, 2007
Bob you made a lot of people unhappy. I hope you step in a bag of flaming doggie doo and don't have a stick anywhere around to get it off...you insulent bastartd.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 29, 2007
oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIP
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Declared by guess guess!!!! on Thursday, December 6, 2007
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
PENIS.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2014
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its...
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Declared by twentyone. on Saturday, December 6, 2008
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts
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Declared by Ryan on Tuesday, July 5, 2011
you should have died you fucking whore.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 28, 2010
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Hey Bitch. Who da new man in yo life. Ya goning to fuck him up like you fucked me up! You slimey Ho Bitch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010