Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
You fucking idiots. I can't watch three seconds of your goddamn show without cringing at your ridiculously entitled and pathetic behavior. You act like a bunch of spoiled 3-year-olds, gallivanting around the globe fucking up other people's lives and whining like gaping vaginas whenever they hit back....
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Declared by Jakob on Sunday, August 16, 2009
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP. INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS AND JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. FUCK OFF FOR LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 9, 2014
I declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
I love him & idgaf if you think hes a jerk, stupid, a loser, or any of ur nonsense crap! i told you how i felt about him, and u friggin LAUGHED IN MY FACE about it. thank go in a few months i'll never see you fake, annoying beotches again! ...too bad i wont see *him* either. go girls, go sit in a hole 'till...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
For being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
IF we are supposed to be so "enlightened" and "politically conscious that we are only suppose to judge on content of character and not color of skin, why the HELL is it a media/institutional requirement that everyone make a big deal about Obama? In the first place, he’s only HALF black and in the second...
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Declared by Mabuse on Monday, December 8, 2008
I'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Did you know that DP looks down on people... literally?
Is that the kind of person you want as your next vice president?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 2, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
death to you all
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 19, 2010
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
For your Yanni music all the time, driving the whole floor 'Burghuri'!
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Declared by Doron on Monday, October 29, 2007
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
assignment, assignments.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011