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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare a Jihad on you! your smelly gornch is really messing up my equilibrium. Please clean yourself on a daily basis
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Declared by Mr. Fister on Monday, October 8, 2007
George W. Bush is an ignorant piece of fascist crap!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Dali on Sunday, November 4, 2007
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
ANYONE WITH A BEARD
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Declared by XXX on Friday, December 16, 2011
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
All the fuckwit motorists who have reaction times measurable in minutes and a five degree field of view while driving. Manslaughter is still a long jail time you fucking retards, so get some fucking situational awareness.
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Declared by every competent driver and cyclist on Monday, October 8, 2007
The teachers are sluts
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Declared by Neu on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck Illinois politicians! Corrupt! Durbin is a communist (as defined by communists) and has enough idiots in Illiois who voted for him! I cannot figure out who is the biggest of the assholes. Dick or all the dicks who voted for him!
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Declared by Joe on Saturday, August 8, 2009
I love him & idgaf if you think hes a jerk, stupid, a loser, or any of ur nonsense crap! i told you how i felt about him, and u friggin LAUGHED IN MY FACE about it. thank go in a few months i'll never see you fake, annoying beotches again! ...too bad i wont see *him* either. go girls, go sit in a hole 'till...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014
Just stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home,...
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Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007
YOUR SO MEAN. I can't believe u did that 2 skolah. She woz ur fwen. Ur only fwen. its so sad, u just ruined ur own name.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
I'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
assignment, assignments.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
PENIS.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 1, 2014
I hate you!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For your Yanni music all the time, driving the whole floor 'Burghuri'!
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Declared by Doron on Monday, October 29, 2007