Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDEBBIE is a fucking stupid tosser.
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Declared by ............ on Monday, April 18, 2011
May you trip down a flight of stairs, a VERY long flight of stairs, into a tub of glass shards (face first) and you bleed out until you're dead Dead DEAD!
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Declared by You know Who I am on Monday, June 16, 2008
Quit making videos of me on YouTube with false information! No I do not own 99% of accounts on the web. I do NOT fuck Kangaroos. Also stop whining about Australia. If you don't like it get the hell out!
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Declared by Fuck Off on Saturday, September 27, 2008
I put my neck out for you, give something back when I need it. I usually don't ask for what I receive.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014
You have pushed my people around to much. perpare for jihad your american christain infidel. PRAISEEEE ALLAH. many americans call us terriorist but we are not. we are FREEDOM FIGHTERS. now i must destroy you and your family death to all those who apose. PRAISE ALLAH. Cos'umik
Declared by AJ the hammer
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Declared by AJ the hammer on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 3, 2010
This is 2009. We shouldn't need to be reading about an old ideology and listening to it in order to conduct our lives. We shouldn't be believing in imaginary people in the sky who created everything when we're figuring out what actually happened through science. Throw away your religions and join the...
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Declared by Proud Atheist on Thursday, August 6, 2009
God, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!
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Declared by PESSED OUF! on Monday, December 14, 2009
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
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Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
i declare jihad on your lil' yellow frnd!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by bombaza on Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You motherfucking cunt. You think you're the boss? No. We're all in this fucking thing together. If you didn't fucking notice, I left the group. Good luck fixing your mistake this time you fucking asshole
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Declared by ~You fucking know who. on Thursday, June 28, 2012
I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA
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Declared by Pissed Student on Thursday, January 14, 2010
For being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
Is a stupid dunce.
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Declared by . on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
WIND UP THE SYSTEM OF PRIESTS NUNS and mullahs
US gene pioneer Craig Venter created the first artificial life , saturday 6-10-2007
Some 3.6 billion years ago. a tiny living cell emerged from the dust of the Earth. It replicated itself, and its progeny replicated themselves, and so on, with genetic...
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Declared by n.krishna on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars moreā¦
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009