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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoStop attacking CHURCHES and religious people's rights to worship as they have for centuries! That's why our founding fathers came to this country, you dumb fucks, to worship freely without some dumb fuck to dictate what is right and wrong. You want to know what's right and wrong? Go consult GOD. He'll tell...
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Declared by inyourface on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
We were really good friends and I wanted to take it further and you broke my heart and laughed in my face in front of your friends. No, we can't still be friends, asshole. You're ugly as shit, on the outside and, as it turns out, on the inside, too, so good luck finding someone else who's interested. You...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Why do all hipsters like Adele? They're overexposing it to the point where it's becoming annoying.
"Oh, it's sooooooooo deeeep!"
"Omg, it's so sad!"
Seriously? I know a lot of hipsters and they listen to it like pretentious little dweebs.
Hipster: "Oh, I used to like Adele,"
Like what......
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Declared by Rolling in the deep shit on Friday, June 10, 2011
I declare Jihad on all pickpockets and thieves especially SM Makati Ayala Center Makati
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Declared by pissedoff! on Thursday, September 25, 2008
You have pushed my people around to much. perpare for jihad your american christain infidel. PRAISEEEE ALLAH. many americans call us terriorist but we are not. we are FREEDOM FIGHTERS. now i must destroy you and your family death to all those who apose. PRAISE ALLAH. Cos'umik
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Declared by AJ the hammer on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Fuck you and your srtaight-off-of-meangirls personality. Stop trying to be like fucking Regina George. May your push up tits deflate and your rachet weave burn in hell forever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 28, 2012
WIND UP THE SYSTEM OF PRIESTS NUNS and mullahs
US gene pioneer Craig Venter created the first artificial life , saturday 6-10-2007
Some 3.6 billion years ago. a tiny living cell emerged from the dust of the Earth. It replicated itself, and its progeny replicated themselves, and so on, with genetic...
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Declared by n.krishna on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
For the inapproprite drinking of softdrink in violation of ones dieting religion.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Allah commands me to declare jihad upon you, Mike Nichols! May the fatwa be issued asap by influential mullahs all over the world!!! Your insistance upon disappearing is frowned upon by everyone. May "Jimmy Blue Eyes" give you an acid bath if you are ever found!!!
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Declared by Dumb E. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
WOLVES SENT
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Declared by The Brolic One on Thursday, November 13, 2008
Pete will know that when I say come to Gafield Place, he will do so. Now he must face my foot up his ass.
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Declared by DORA THA DESTROYA on Monday, October 29, 2007
when you struck my vehicle on the freeway today, you gave the officer your driver's license and then FAILED to exit the next offramp for the report writing. WTF.
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Declared by anony on Thursday, July 18, 2013
Jihad on you bitch! I'm sick of waiting for you to take me back, while you're really just leading me on! I'm not fucking stupid. First you say you don't want me, then you say you don't know, then we pretty much FUCK in a parking lot, and then you say you hate everything about me....and THEN you say you want...
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Declared by fuckthis on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
stop pretending to be someone your not. No women. Your getting in something that is going to end bad. For you the blabbermouth If you tell someone else the things I have said there is going to be a big ass problem. You got it, if you don't you will eventually. This is mild you already know that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
I was parked there first. If you didn't want to be "forced to crawl out of the passenger's side" of your car, maybe you shouldn't have parked next to my "crooked ass".
And by the way, I was within the white lines by at least six inches on both sides, so apparently you're the one who needs to "learn to...
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Declared by E-man on Tuesday, September 18, 2007
I declare Jihad on you, and other linux anti-globalisation communists!
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Declared by Abu Ibn on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Striped tables are visual junk. They steal from emphasis that you could provide with shaded rows. Striped rows suggest something special about them, but they aren't special. Prisoners wear stripes so you see them. Why do you want to put your table in prison with the other ugly striped tables? Set it free:...
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Declared by ben on Tuesday, January 13, 2009
You lousy, pathetic hole in the ground - may you burn slowly and be frozen at -100 degrees simultaneously. That's for sitting and making those remarks about me at the tram.
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Declared by S on Wednesday, June 3, 2009