Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI knew when you called me into your office you were going to fire me, you worthless fat cow. The best part was when you told me "I'm not a beat around the bush kinda girl." You're absolutely right you're not. You are a stupid, ugly, old slunt! Your insecurities and jealously was obvious from the start!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Jihad on you cock smuggling assholes! I bought a new, cool (And I don't mean cool as in cold), fast HP Pavilion laptop...came home, set it up and now every time I shut down that blasted piece of shit it buzzes and whines like hell! I can't even sleep at night because of the thought of inhaling burnt lithium...
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Declared by Never buying HP shit again on Saturday, May 30, 2009
Jihad on you, you annoying bitch! Go suck some 3-foot, 400-pound weirdo! Oh wait...you are!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Burn in hell, you son of a bitch! The streets are going to run red before this is over. Your thievery will not go unpunished! A motherfucking jihad on you, dick!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Why the hell are people so worried about this stupid thing? The seasonal flu kills hundreds every year, whereas this one has only killed a few! JIHAD ON YOU WORTHLESS SHIT-BAGS WHO SPEND MONEY ON CURES FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD OF SEASONAL FLU!
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Declared by I Hate Swine Flu on Monday, May 18, 2009
Get a fucking boob job...no guy likes seeing someone naked with a chest smaller than his!
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Declared by Titty lover on Tuesday, June 16, 2009