Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Fuck you depression. Let me LIVE DAMMIT!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
I call for the violent death of the infedel who believes not in sane process or the divine power of business intelligence.
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Declared by Kelly Berger on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Shame on you, Microsoft!
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Declared by fuck microsnot on Friday, January 18, 2008
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT. YOU A CONCEITED FUCK TARD WHO THINKS HES NEVER WRONG AND YOU'REA TERRIBLE FATHER TO YOUR REAL KIDS TO. I DONT KNOW WHAT MY MOM SEES IN YOU BECAUSE NOT A BIG BAG OF HORSE SHIT LIKE YOU JIHAD ON YOU FUCKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
LOL this is a test
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Declared by Allahu Akbar on Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Because your products SUCK! Really... they do..a lot!
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Declared by mac bitch! on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
You missed out on the big bidness we had planned, I still need the blood of fifty children. So uh, yeah, meanie.
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Declared by Bidness Friend on Monday, October 13, 2014
Gods, and here I thought you were a friend. I guess I was wrong in thinking that. All you have done is tear me apart, limb by limb. You used to be so cute, but now your popularity has got to your head. Funny that. I guess my hatred is fueling my determination to outdo you in everything. Oh, and I've already...
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Declared by CPU4 on Sunday, September 20, 2015
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
Jihad on you, fucking girls at school. You know, just because i'm female too doesn't mean you get to laugh behind my back, hide my bag, ignore me, laugh when i trip up. Jihad on you for making me so bad about myself. Jihad on you for telling me what I should and shouldn't do. I'm sick of your FUCKING...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
I AM SO MAD FOR NO REASON AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA CRY BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS. GAH.
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Declared by whiny white girl on Monday, December 31, 2012
just a normal day - various individuals who i would personally slit their throats with no hesitation...... pull apart their bodies like dead animals..... then go get me something to eat... this thought cycle repeats every school week... This something that i want to release to see that face of fear before...
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Declared by an odd child on Sunday, March 17, 2013
I love English. It's the one subject I never needed to give any effort in.
Today, I noticed Apple changed their definition of what fascism/fascist meant. Now, being a person who is a bit of a bibliophile, I OWN SEVERAL DICTIONARIES. No, Apple, you might fool many of your sheeple users, and maybe some people...
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Declared by Starflower on Sunday, October 29, 2017