Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Carlos on Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
Los Angeles MTA bus service I is the worst, because the lazy bus drivers are always late, sleeping at their stopover instead of picking up passengers. The drivers for Bus Lines 150 and 240 along Ventura Blvd. in the southern San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles are particularly guilty of this. Lazy...
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Declared by frustrated passenger on Monday, January 23, 2017
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
I AM SO MAD FOR NO REASON AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA CRY BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS. GAH.
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Declared by whiny white girl on Monday, December 31, 2012
You bitch looser. Ugly whore, characterless piece of shot
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Declared by your enemy on Wednesday, November 2, 2016
im 13 and she keeps saying to grow up and act my age when she is the one who doesn't even let me go to kfc that's 7 mins away with my very good group of friends. shes always compares me to my other friends and says stuff lie 'why cant you be like her','look shes so pretty','shes really skinny' so when i say...
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Declared by help me on Friday, September 15, 2017
It's offensive and it's interesting for about 5 seconds.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY LIFE aaaargggghhhh i hate my life hate hate fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die die die die die die die die bith bitch i hate my life...
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Declared by AYush on Monday, September 17, 2012
MY FUCKING DAD IS HINDERING MY ENTIRE GODAMN LIFE. I CANT DO ANYTHING WITH HIM AROUND
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Declared by son of a fucking asshole on Wednesday, April 8, 2015
I declare Jihad on you Office of Financial Research, Department of the Treasury for firing the one employee in Operations Department that worked and got things done. Were you afraid he was showing you up? Apparently so. Because your reasons for firing him were total bullshit..
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Declared by Group sent from OFR employees on Saturday, June 27, 2015
For making customers re-purchase content like iPod games, and not making them support iPhone. I know that this might not be their fault but I don't give a fuck. Apple works for us and they should be on game content provides for make those games and then offer them to their customers.
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Declared by IHateBecauseILove on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
God, you fucking crackhead!!! This guy is a piece of work, and I am angry for ever believing a word he says and turning a blind eye hoping he will get cleaned up. He was a three-timer (maybe even a four-timer) and a manipulative, unfeeling, conning asshole. Everyone enables his pathetic behavior and loans...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009
You worthless piece of shit!
If you did not want to do the printing, man up! & say so ...you fucking assshole!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 1, 2014
I am fed up with your MIA status! I have declared a JIHAD on your ass!
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Declared by Misery Machine on Monday, June 25, 2012
Dota 2 is best pony.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
I love English. It's the one subject I never needed to give any effort in.
Today, I noticed Apple changed their definition of what fascism/fascist meant. Now, being a person who is a bit of a bibliophile, I OWN SEVERAL DICTIONARIES. No, Apple, you might fool many of your sheeple users, and maybe some people...
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Declared by Starflower on Sunday, October 29, 2017
If Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013