Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDeath to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
you bloody pathetic loser of a person.first you talk about commiting suicide if i dont give u a 2nd chance which you completely fucked up.i hope you have the most crappy,revolting,worthless,
lonely,disillusional life ever.you are such an actor.wow! i am seriously amazed.i have heard how it is so hard to...
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Declared by guess who? on Sunday, January 2, 2011
Someone who knows the family • Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones always acting out at Walmart your the one who hates your family grow up you say your a christian and you act like this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 30, 2016
Because of itself
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Declared by Ali Zali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Yes you, you asshole, who was driving in front of me today. Who moved to the left like you were going to turn left only to turn right into a driveway. All the while not using your indicator to give any sense of where the fuck you were going. You, who think that shaft on the side of the steering wheel is...
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Declared by dumpster on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
You missed out on the big bidness we had planned, I still need the blood of fifty children. So uh, yeah, meanie.
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Declared by Bidness Friend on Monday, October 13, 2014
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
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Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Triple J, you suck pus in hell.
Your DJ's are so up themselves they feel disposed to comment between nearly EVERY track and then crap on about SHIT for a good 15 min after the set!!
And you play CRAP - boring Wooss Rock, or fucking "I'm so sincere with my guitar I'm gonna make your stereo bleed" ballad...
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Declared by T J on Monday, October 8, 2007
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Shame on you fucking pretentious wimp!
Shame on you!
You're toxic, you only talk about yourself believing that you are better?! You even DARED to call yourself MY FRIEND?
I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS!
It is all about you and your GOD DAMN EGO!
Not friendship!
You always think that you are the...
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Declared by Valküra on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
Have you heard the one about Mohammed and the nine year old girl and the woman he raped?
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
The hell with interviewers who think I am inferior just because I was fired from my last job. What the hell is this? What the hell have I done to deserve it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
Fuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
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Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
fUck you guys
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22, 2017