Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Peter Sanderson on Sunday, October 7, 2007
First ZOA then Kema, Dov is occupying positions of great power
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Declared by freedom lover on Sunday, October 5, 2008
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
Your poor dog is a huge hunting dog and you people are couch potatoes. As a result, your dog runs all over the apartment all day. He sounds like he's playing football. Then he runs all over the place after you get home and I get the added pleasure of hearing you scream at him to stop. Fuck you people.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 8, 2014
HAHAHAHA
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 21, 2017
YOU HAVE GONE NUTS>>>
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Declared by Teri maa ki on Friday, March 25, 2016
Listen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
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Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Muhaha, allah, und so
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Declared by Wp-Rächer on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
A JIhad on you Kyle Pfeiffer - You Thief!. I hope you die from another abscess on your ass. Fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 19, 2018
If the immigrant is over 65 they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than my mom gets for Social Security, and she worked from 1944 till 2004, only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there is a "catch 22".
It is interesting that the federal government provides a single...
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Declared by Taxed American on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Cory Silver you are a fucking dirty, sneaky, slimy gangster. Thank you for running Target into the ground. You did a great job.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 2, 2018
me and 5 headless chickens are coming by your house for a sacrifice...be ready..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Yes you, you asshole, who was driving in front of me today. Who moved to the left like you were going to turn left only to turn right into a driveway. All the while not using your indicator to give any sense of where the fuck you were going. You, who think that shaft on the side of the steering wheel is...
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Declared by dumpster on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Jihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015