Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Avoid the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, California. The management deliberately overlooks screenings of their movies, and then they create a fake, sham "stand-by" line, in which people stand for up to an hour and a half. Then the management turns these people away. The Egyptian Theater pulls this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 5, 2018
I F*ing HATE THEEESIS
its killing me from the inside out!
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Declared by Holy warrior on Monday, April 7, 2008
Smell my ass.
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Declared by Smellmyass on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
I'm so sick of people who aren't in school anymore yet think they know how it's like to be a student in 2017. We get stressed bc we have so many tests and assigments and we want to do good. If we've had enough then yes we want less stuff to stress about but whenever we try to complain you'll get these 40+...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
Fuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
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Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016
There's nothing more tyrannical than political correctness. To be PC is to be a domineering bully, always bossing other people around, always telling other people what to do and what to say. These PC social justice warriors (SJWs) are not so much interested in justice as they are in bullying and bossing...
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Declared by no more PC bullying on Wednesday, June 7, 2017
I’m putting a practice Jihad on my buddy TJ.
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Declared by Jason on Monday, August 28, 2017
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT. YOU A CONCEITED FUCK TARD WHO THINKS HES NEVER WRONG AND YOU'REA TERRIBLE FATHER TO YOUR REAL KIDS TO. I DONT KNOW WHAT MY MOM SEES IN YOU BECAUSE NOT A BIG BAG OF HORSE SHIT LIKE YOU JIHAD ON YOU FUCKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 27, 2016
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
You'd have to be a pretentious, pompous idiot to use stupid, made-up words like "cis".
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Declared by no PC garbage on Friday, June 9, 2017
fuck you mr fucking himnawengfnksvzdcxjdawqyuszckncdhczh jmnnbbn ndcxs fx mcbvhhdforhjvh km fuck you mi9sterm hicvndskccvkm,
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Declared by scD F on Thursday, October 12, 2017
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Jihad on you Elan Zak for being a cheap motherfuck!!!
You greedy hairy pig!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 21, 2016
me and 5 headless chickens are coming by your house for a sacrifice...be ready..
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Triple J, you suck pus in hell.
Your DJ's are so up themselves they feel disposed to comment between nearly EVERY track and then crap on about SHIT for a good 15 min after the set!!
And you play CRAP - boring Wooss Rock, or fucking "I'm so sincere with my guitar I'm gonna make your stereo bleed" ballad...
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Declared by T J on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009