Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
Shes a fucking Homewrecker and shes romanian! As if that isnt enough..she thinks she can BUY my approval of her! Well im letting her THINK she can but she cant :P I'll just keep stealing her credit card details!
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Declared by Matt Cochrane on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you motherfucker asshole customer at my work. You took out your anger on me. I couldn't talk back 'cause I had to give curteous customer service, and it was expected of me to take it out my frustration on an innocent person who hasn't even wronged me...like a twisted domino effect. Well fuck you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 18, 2016
Hewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
IF THERE IS A GOD, I HOPE HE SENDS YOU TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. THIS BASTARD CALLED ME FAT (YEAH, NO SHIT I'M FAT YOU OLD SHITSTAIN) IN THE RUDEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE - IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! FUCK YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2016
Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had...
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Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007
Get your ass back to work
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Jihad on you, fucking girls at school. You know, just because i'm female too doesn't mean you get to laugh behind my back, hide my bag, ignore me, laugh when i trip up. Jihad on you for making me so bad about myself. Jihad on you for telling me what I should and shouldn't do. I'm sick of your FUCKING...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2016
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
You aren't kooler than me, you gentile, stop being so spanish
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 23, 2014
YEAH FUCK U
JUST COS IM A GIRL DOESNT MEAN I CANT PLAY FOOTBALL
IM WIDE FUCKING OPEN SO PASS ME THE BALL
IVE CALLED FOR IT SO MANY TIMES
EVERYONE IS FUCKING MARKED
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY PLEASE I GO TO TRAINING MORE THAN YOU DO AND I PLAY BETTER THAN YOU DO SO PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL FOR ONCE AND MAYBE WE...
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Declared by ANNOYED AS SHIT EMMA on Tuesday, July 25, 2017
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am so sick of sticking up for my so called "best friends" and having them stab me in the back and ditching me and going and telling my husband they don't know how how he puts up with me. And of course he does not stick up for me! screw them i need new friends.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013