Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infojust a normal day - various individuals who i would personally slit their throats with no hesitation...... pull apart their bodies like dead animals..... then go get me something to eat... this thought cycle repeats every school week... This something that i want to release to see that face of fear before...
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Declared by an odd child on Sunday, March 17, 2013
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
You are being assaulted for thy act of greed, lust and big-talk which you cannot live up to.
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Declared by The Plague Dentist on Wednesday, May 30, 2018
For writing that terrible song "Crazy Bitch," which is the worst song ever and is constantly stuck in my head, every member of the band Buckcherry deserves to be waterboarded.
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Declared by Tim on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
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Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007
Let me out!
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Declared by Katie Holmes on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Dota 2 is best pony.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Hewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
Megan Reneau is disgusting, because on one of the more popular social media sites with the initials FB, stated she doesn't care about very young underage girls who were sexually molested by a well-known Olympics gymnastics coach now on trial. Megan says that all little girls who are sexually molested are to...
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Declared by very distressed on Thursday, January 18, 2018
Hope I cause a lot of Controversy!!
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Declared by Liquid_Shizzles on Monday, October 8, 2007
Shes a fucking Homewrecker and shes romanian! As if that isnt enough..she thinks she can BUY my approval of her! Well im letting her THINK she can but she cant :P I'll just keep stealing her credit card details!
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Declared by Matt Cochrane on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
It's been 20 years and you got away with it. Kurt would've been the KING. You will go down, CLKKC. The world hates you for KKC. Send your thugs after me.
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Declared by JA Smith on Thursday, April 3, 2014
Why is it so hard to design a simple SOAP stack instead of some over engineered POS?
Look at other SOAP stacks, Python, Ruby, whatever. These are perfectly functional and even work with crappy WSDLs that you need to use the older Apache SOAP and Apache Axis to get working.
The language is supposed to make...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
Deviled eggs come from evil chickens, an abomination to fowl everywhere. They should not be served at family gatherings.
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
The speed of everyone else in the hallway is a fast walk, yet you decide to walk at the rate of an amoeba and block the hallway so no one can get by. I'm in just a little bit of a rush, do you think you could let me by? nope. complete ignorance. If you really want to walk slowly, thats fine, you have the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
On Wednesday, May 25, 2016, between 5:39 and 5:45 p.m., at the MTA bus stop at the Ralph’s market, 10901 Ventura Blvd., at the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Campo de Cahuenga in Studio City, California (within L.A. county) a creepy Japanese-American guy, possibly in his 40s, was taking suspicious...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, May 26, 2016