Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoi hit a goddamn curb today because stupid ass school can't even clear out its parking lot!! Might have to get it fixed and maybe not able to see the long-distance girlfriend!! FUCK
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Declared by Ted on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Shes a fucking Homewrecker and shes romanian! As if that isnt enough..she thinks she can BUY my approval of her! Well im letting her THINK she can but she cant :P I'll just keep stealing her credit card details!
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Declared by Matt Cochrane on Monday, October 8, 2007
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
No, I don't want to come to your drinking party for some colleague with who I was on nodding-acquaintance terms at best. I would rather do something interesting or productive, but screw it, I'll come along and make everyone feel uncomfortable just because my day was going fine until you screwed it up by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 18, 2011
Prozac and the rest of the drugs that control depressed people do nothing but make those people worse. they put off the inevitable by making them believe that they can be saved, but then put them through a different rollercoaster that they have no way of controlling, whether it be with a substance, or an...
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Declared by Ryan G. MacIntosh on Thursday, January 9, 2014
Rouse yourselves, (especially those who are ethnically handicapped) those in power are still in power The ancient, dogmatic, and all too mammalian pharoes have yet to end their scrutiny of us Commie Fags and our psychoactivity. This behavior is comparable to blowing a horse drawn wagon, it's obsolete. The...
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Declared by Menace2Sobriety on Monday, December 9, 2013
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
Fuck you jewish assholes, suck a dick
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 26, 2018
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Let me out!
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Declared by Katie Holmes on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Something that kind of makes me laugh now. In primary school, I was "friends" with someone. I used to see her seven days a week. We lived on the same street, same nationality, went to the same primary school and went to the same church. I ended up doing really well during primary school and she got jealous....
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Declared by gdfgd on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I WANT TO FUCKING HANG OUT WITH HIM GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCK THAT THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS FUCK
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Declared by C on Saturday, January 4, 2014
Get it through your obtuse skull, you paranoid - I didn't see you last night. I was racing to get inside, because I was running really late, so I didn't see you. I did notice a small group of people to my left as I raced into the building, but you didn't seem to be among them. If you really were there,...
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Declared by Anon. Lady on Sunday, May 31, 2015
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
It's been 20 years and you got away with it. Kurt would've been the KING. You will go down, CLKKC. The world hates you for KKC. Send your thugs after me.
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Declared by JA Smith on Thursday, April 3, 2014
Triple J, you suck pus in hell.
Your DJ's are so up themselves they feel disposed to comment between nearly EVERY track and then crap on about SHIT for a good 15 min after the set!!
And you play CRAP - boring Wooss Rock, or fucking "I'm so sincere with my guitar I'm gonna make your stereo bleed" ballad...
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Declared by T J on Monday, October 8, 2007
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
MY FUCKING DAD IS HINDERING MY ENTIRE GODAMN LIFE. I CANT DO ANYTHING WITH HIM AROUND
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Declared by son of a fucking asshole on Wednesday, April 8, 2015