Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
Fucking fat ugly cow of a girlfriend. Going behind my back and telling me she was nothing. Hell of 4 years meant absolutely nothing to you did it. And yoy say to go to you for help when you cant even help me. Youre a worthless piece of shit of a liar. Pablo all you care about is yourself. And I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017
I place upon you a jihad in the name of Allah, due to the fact that it is politically incorrect to shag sheep all day and claim that you're straight
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Declared by SpongeBob on Friday, January 11, 2008
she tipped over my expensive as hell acrylic blender and i want her to fucking die
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 4, 2017
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Get your ass back to work
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
bitch tits
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Declared by your mom on Saturday, January 2, 2016
This crazy, deranged psycho Asian/South Pacific/Thai/Philippina woman in my building in Studio City, Los Angeles County stated that Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck is her sexual boyfriend, therefore my mom, Isabel Nupoll, and I and other people in our building at 4326 Babcock Ave., Studio City,...
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Declared by anonymous victim of PC bullies on Saturday, March 11, 2017
Bomb Up Puerto Rico ! The most racist , insecured , conceited bitches . I am so tired of these ass holes using innocent people and government for money . They also hire their own people in the job industry instead of others . This has to Stop . They also bully people around ! That has to stop
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Declared by Guyana Baby on Tuesday, July 17, 2018
First ZOA then Kema, Dov is occupying positions of great power
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Declared by freedom lover on Sunday, October 5, 2008
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
Fuck You Detective Tony Pinnock of the Toronto Police. You THIEF, Wife Cheater and Dickhead!
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Declared by Someone on Friday, February 16, 2018
You fucking sociopaths have miserable lives, and will have no happiness the rest of your useless lives. Rot in hell!Karma is a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
A 40 something transsexual .
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Declared by Transsexual Hater on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Your poor dog is a huge hunting dog and you people are couch potatoes. As a result, your dog runs all over the apartment all day. He sounds like he's playing football. Then he runs all over the place after you get home and I get the added pleasure of hearing you scream at him to stop. Fuck you people.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 8, 2014