Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYour poor dog is a huge hunting dog and you people are couch potatoes. As a result, your dog runs all over the apartment all day. He sounds like he's playing football. Then he runs all over the place after you get home and I get the added pleasure of hearing you scream at him to stop. Fuck you people.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 8, 2014
You fucking sociopaths have miserable lives, and will have no happiness the rest of your useless lives. Rot in hell!Karma is a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Jihad on you Rahim. Shame on you!!!
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Declared by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday, May 10, 2018
I'm so addicted to pornography and its taking over my life :(
FOR THAT REASON, I DECLARE JIHAD ON MYSELF
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Declared by Jihadi Jihadist on Saturday, May 26, 2018
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
Have you heard the one about Mohammed and the nine year old girl and the woman he raped?
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
FUCK i really hope were allowed to curse on here idk im new. but anyways, FUCKSHITBITCH i just said i love you and i got an "I appreciate it" NOUGH ive just ruined everything. and what makes it worse you may ask? IT WAS OVER TEXT. I am so ignorate and pointless i didnt even say it in person. JIHAD ON YOU...
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Declared by ew on Tuesday, July 10, 2018
Hewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
I am horny girl looking for hot and steamy sex.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 5, 2018
what do you think 2 much of yourself ha?? shut up your'e a dog a loser, nothing else may u burn up in hell!!
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Declared by evil guy on Friday, December 7, 2007
I hate you all! Hope everybody dies soon!!!
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Declared by pecesojo on Friday, December 21, 2007
No, I don't want to come to your drinking party for some colleague with who I was on nodding-acquaintance terms at best. I would rather do something interesting or productive, but screw it, I'll come along and make everyone feel uncomfortable just because my day was going fine until you screwed it up by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 18, 2011
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
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I thought your rant and attempted drunken verbal assault against that one non-racist Black chick was hilarious. I mean strawman after strawman of useless bullshit. But I guess your inferior ill-bred brain...
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Declared by Bob on Friday, November 27, 2015
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jacqueline Ziegler Walker and www.afloridadivorce.com
Clean up your own backyard before you screw up people's divorces. Are you practicing law without a license again?
Jackie's record:
http://www.seminoleclerk.org/CriminalDocket/case_detail.jsp?CaseNo=592003MM011997A
Domestic Violence...
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Declared by Dr. Phillip Ziegler on Saturday, May 14, 2011