Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay your waters be muddied, your forests destroyed and your humans be stupid forever. If you don't like that, then don't make it so damn cold in Australia in July each year!
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Declared by Hu Man on Sunday, July 10, 2016
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Fucking fuck you, you fucking moronic waist of time and pathetic fucking waste of energy I don't fucking need you or want you FUCK YOU.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2016
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
WHY YOU MAKE MY LIFE BADs
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Hewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Muhaha, allah, und so
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Declared by Wp-Rächer on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
I love the Voodoo Vixen clothing line – but they cater ONLY to fat broads. Really horrible. I’m a normal sized woman, and I’m slim and petite – but Voodoo Vixen ONLY caters to fat broads. I think this is really unfair. I can’t help the fact I’m slender with a petite build. Fat broads are so...
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Declared by petite lady on Wednesday, November 4, 2015
You fucking sociopaths have miserable lives, and will have no happiness the rest of your useless lives. Rot in hell!Karma is a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
I am horny girl looking for hot and steamy sex.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 5, 2018
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
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Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Jihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015