Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you Rahim. Shame on you!!!
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Declared by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday, May 10, 2018
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
I don't always hate you
I hate that you are so big and round and as I am told spherical
I hate the people in you that tell me I must always have money
I hate money in a way
It keeps me from the people I want to be nearest to
You keep me from the one I hope to love
Why must you be so big
4000 miles is...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Scummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
being a fucking bitch about the fucking phone. if you dont use all your time get a fucking cheaper bill dont complain to me about it
fuck fuck fuck die
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
seriously child its time to go to fucking sleep!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2012
It's been 20 years and you got away with it. Kurt would've been the KING. You will go down, CLKKC. The world hates you for KKC. Send your thugs after me.
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Declared by JA Smith on Thursday, April 3, 2014
Gods, and here I thought you were a friend. I guess I was wrong in thinking that. All you have done is tear me apart, limb by limb. You used to be so cute, but now your popularity has got to your head. Funny that. I guess my hatred is fueling my determination to outdo you in everything. Oh, and I've already...
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Declared by CPU4 on Sunday, September 20, 2015
**THIS MIGHT CONTAIN ABUSIVE LANGUAGE** Okay to be honest, my entire life is fucked up right now, my friends are fake, tell me that they won't study but they do and me, the great loyal innocent me, believes them and helps them by not studying and they end up getting great marks and me getting failed.So...
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Declared by A fucked up 17 year old on Tuesday, January 31, 2017
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
For beeswax burning assholes sake! Stop looking at other women online! Stop not going out anywhere on your own, you're disgusting, you're lazy, you're poor, you've bled me dry and still treat me like shit. Move out AL-FUCKING-READY!
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Declared by Native Fury on Tuesday, September 19, 2017
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
To the A-Hole cell phone thief at Los Angeles MTA Redline station: You stole my smart phone sometime after midnight (it had a bright pink case), and you are a schmuck who had been sodomized (raped in the anus) by your grandfather when you were a little kid. That's why you commit crimes like stealing people's...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Oh bitch, you’re gonna burn and die one day and you can take your shitty attitude problem with you. Nothing but a brat, and a slut. you deserve everything that’s coming to you... karma is going to destroy you and everyone close to you. fuck you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 12, 2018
Seriously. Two hours of wide ranging and interesting conversation, then you decide to just start ignoring me when you discover my sexual preference. (something that I was done talking about after one line) It's amazing how ridiculously shallow a person can turn out to be after seeming so deep and...
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Declared by Louis on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
My dad was a creep, and no, it’s not self-pitying of me to say so. My dad, Fred Brown, who was a very successful and prestigious sound effects editor in the Hollywood film industry, was an abusive sadist who sexually abused me, his own daughter, when I was very young. I hated the hypocritical praise of him...
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Declared by Anonymous Lady on Sunday, August 23, 2015