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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 5, 2018
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
i hope you burn in hell for making me live in it. i hope you realise someday that taking away my life is not going to make yours any better. i hope you die so i can live without you controlling every fucking aspect of my life. i hope you realise that the year's worth of self harm on my arms is not "the cat."...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Tell me about the gawd-dawg soup mix, NOW!
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Declared by Chris S. on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Why do I have to download special plug-ins for Microsoft Internet Explorer if I want to file a complaint to some departments?
Isn't a plain interface for submitting a request enough?
What the heck is this: is the Israeli government a branch of Microsoft?
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Declared by A Linux User on Sunday, November 25, 2007
I know it's probably not the dog's fault that its owners trained it to be violent. It's also not the dog's fault that they decided to have such a dangerous animal in a neighborhood full of kids.
In fact, none of it is the dog's fault, but a jihad is the least I could do after I found my cat in pieces on...
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Declared by Tracy on Friday, March 14, 2008
Last time I checked a "shower" doesn't last FIVE HOURS
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Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014
Loser nerdy types with a comically snobbish attitude who screened a dumb film falsely advertised as grindhouse, when it was nothing more than a cheap ripoff of Rob Zombie - minus Rob Zombie's talent and wit. Don't bother
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Declared by on Thursday, May 25, 2017
Bomb Up Puerto Rico ! The most racist , insecured , conceited bitches . I am so tired of these ass holes using innocent people and government for money . They also hire their own people in the job industry instead of others . This has to Stop . They also bully people around ! That has to stop
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Declared by Guyana Baby on Tuesday, July 17, 2018
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I hate you all! Hope everybody dies soon!!!
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Declared by pecesojo on Friday, December 21, 2007
First ZOA then Kema, Dov is occupying positions of great power
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Declared by freedom lover on Sunday, October 5, 2008
Are you hosting a TV show or a eye rolling contest? Is the show a display of dumb expressions, or a re-told crime drama?
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Declared by ID Watcher on Tuesday, April 8, 2014
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
Get your ass back to work
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT MY BROKE ASS INTO THE DIRT AND BURY ME. 400 FOR A SHINY PLASTIC BOX AND 60 FOR A CONTROLLER AND ANOTHER 60 FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME. OH DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET THE XBOX LIVE MEMBERSHIP! I MAY AS WELL PUT MY FUCKING GAME INTO MY CUISINART TOASTER AND IT WILL...
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Declared by EVERYONE on Tuesday, December 30, 2014
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
JIHAD on the lying bore, Erik Taylor. He refuses to believe that I want him to leave me alone. I can't stand him & any contact with him is unpleasant. I just want him to go away. Forever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2009