Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infojesus chris WHY AM I LIKE THIS im a fatass whiny annoying stupid bitch. can i shut up ONCE amd not bother others with my own damn problems. fucking attention hungry dumbass.
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Declared by dumb on Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not visiting me in Leipzig until NOW!
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Declared by laurence on Monday, October 8, 2007
i place a jihad on connex trains as they suck!
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Declared by Commuter on Monday, October 29, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
I declare jihad on these fucking idiots. Please utilize the nanotechnology to clean this shit up. I am getting sick to my stomach just thinking why the Corps of Engineers didn't get thrown right into hazardous service just like the 17-18 year old troops. There are many scientists around the world that can...
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Declared by The Dizzle on Friday, June 11, 2010
Just stop. Please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Go to hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 25, 2014
why do you always fucking be so hyprocritical like goddamn you need to shut the hell up all you need is another dick to suck cuz one day youre in love with boy 1 and then the other boy 2 like jesus christ ana and shes just like my mom constantly nagging and whenever im nagging she calls me a bitch and she...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 1, 2014
Dear, Scrub. You need to leave all of your money to Jack before its too late. His credit score is too damn high.
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Declared by Jake on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Sends the worst newsletters ever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Hey you assholes. Why are you scratching with the chickens, when you can soar with the eagles? Not getting paid enough for what you are doing? The reason is simple, you are not worth shit. You banned me from the forums, but I am still on and you cannot figure out who I am. Not so smart after all are you?...
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Declared by Jodie on Friday, October 17, 2008
I WILL SLAY YOUR GOATS
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Declared by Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Y U MAKE PEOPLE SICK
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
you stole my idea.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Today, this idiot woman (blonde hair) standing to the left of the front door at Whole Foods at 4520 N. Sepulveda Blvd. in Sherman Oaks was a rude bully, smirking at me at ridiculing me. I have no idea why people who shop at Whole Foods feel the need to be so mean-spirited and rude. I hope this nitwit...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018