Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI often hear you talking about the Eagles - I think you grew up in Texas so SHUT THE FUCK UP. The Cowboys just fucked them up.
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Declared by M. The Tech on Tuesday, November 20, 2012
WHY
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
- Por ser tan perro
- Por jugar sucio
- Por mala peña
- Por querer ir de guay
- Por el padre hijo de puta que tienes
- Por ser un puto llorón
- Por ser un trampas
- Por ser inglés
Te declaro la guerra santa, vete aprendiendo a escribir con las orejas, porque te vamos a cortar las piernas y las...
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Declared by Plataforma Antihamilton (By keke) on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you, you diseased whore. Yeah, you've got him now, but you got him from his wife while you were cheating on your husband. You're both cheaters. And you're stupid enough to think it'll last forever? I hope he catches you with the guys you have over all the time and kills you in a fit of jealousy....
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Declared by offended wife on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
YOU F***ING MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUCH CUNTS YOU DELETED ALL MY EMAILS YOU ALSO DELETED ALL THE GREAT NEWS ARTICLES AND LEFT THE CRAPPY ONES BEHIND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HOPE YOU GO BUST THIS YEAR!!!
F*CK YAHOO!!
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Declared by F*CKYAHOO on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
They smell like vodka, and I don't like them.
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Declared by Austin on Sunday, August 24, 2008
They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2008
for having shite chat this eve.
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Declared by Fuckloaf. x on Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Hey you fuckin bitch. You still fuckin the dickheads at the bar. Still slumming around i see. get a life slut.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010
If they aren't developing a site allowing humans to express their hatred they are dancing like drunk-ass strippers to Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits. All the while not playing with me.
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Declared by Heck, Yeah! on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I declare a holy war on this news network to stop the right wing propaganda that is warping the minds of normal Americans. Stop your bullshit.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am doing this because you have high speed internet and you don't play Halo 3!!! But seriously i hope you die and I played Halo 3 on line all day Saturday and it was spectacular.
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Declared by Casey on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
It sux. Doing what you're spoused to do and not thinking for you're self.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
human beings are not HERBIVORES! nature decided they should eat other animals lower on the evolutionary ladder! eat a pork chop you pussy (by the way this isn't the site to get into some religious debate OK?!)
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Declared by Carnivore on Sunday, May 24, 2009
I just hate it when people talk about how hard their lives are without a job, and someone calls it "self pity". What the heck? Why use this term instead of helping them out?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 2009