Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Yeah especially when you tell someone something and they hop off the phone with you and hop right back on! Why so obsessed? I especially love when I come onto one of these sites and see subliminal messages after I've talked to a certain someone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, July 14, 2011
You are a rickety poon weasel foetus
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Declared by An child on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Y U MAKE PEOPLE SICK
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Franky has big balls and smells like manure. Therefore there should be a Jihad on him. Alah is great! Franky is filth!
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Declared by Holy One on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
Så se dog for helvede at få den forbandede eksportfunktion lavet!!! Det kan sgu da ikke være så svært!!! Har I nogen idé om, hvor meget det besværer vores arbejde, at I ikke laver jeres. Nu har I lovet at lave den i syv måneder!!!! Fuck, det for meget!!!
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Declared by Sur kone on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
My idiot boss has fallen for anything with an English accent. Sales people and engineers that quit, and a project manager that could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag.
A pox and holy jihad upon you all.
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Declared by Verminator on Friday, October 19, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
You will burn in Allah's hell for your crimes against humanity!!!
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Declared by Pakesh on Wednesday, February 25, 2009
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012