Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad to GM Tristan for being the reason of Level Ups fall. Great minds left the company because of GM Tristans assholic presence!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
Hey dickhead. What gives? Still scratching your balls with my hundred dollar bills.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 19, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you for sucking in HALO 3! All praise be to Viperx100 for bailing your ass out all of the time. Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Jihad on you and your twin and your family. Infidel!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 29, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
American civil jihad
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Declared by dhor on Friday, March 22, 2013
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
May 1,000,000 camels infest your anus with fleas and rot your ability to ever have passive anal sex again in your life... Ever!!
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Declared by John on Thursday, February 25, 2016
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
You damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm declaring Jihad on jihadonyou.com for letting morons declare jihad on jihadonyou.com.
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Declared by Mullah Mohammed Michael Arrington on Monday, October 8, 2007
Got slammed in the back by some random SOB. Can't stand mass transit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop harassing my girlfriend!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you, you diseased whore. Yeah, you've got him now, but you got him from his wife while you were cheating on your husband. You're both cheaters. And you're stupid enough to think it'll last forever? I hope he catches you with the guys you have over all the time and kills you in a fit of jealousy....
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Declared by offended wife on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit...
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Declared by Pulsa De Nura on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!
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Declared by Concerned American on Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010