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Find out more | Contact infoIt has surpassed my expectations The standard of it was dirty. How could you do it. It was embarrasing on your part and really made you look stupid. Justice will be served
Inshallah
wallahi you will not get away with the crimes you have commited during ramzan
khuda hafiz
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Declared by ilada khan on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
I declare jihad on the Sunday Times. For being embargo breaking infidels!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 11, 2008
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
oh my dear do I feel sorry for you! Its funny how your boyfriend says I was turning your "friends" away from you. What friends did you have in the first place? I find happiness in your misery. I hope you get eaten slowly by a sloth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
fk you
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Declared by dgv on Sunday, May 5, 2013
BURN IN HELL FOR BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT ME TODAY. IT IS NONE OF YOU FU*KING BUSINESS OF WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT I DONT SO SUCK MY PIXIE DICK U CHUBBY COON
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 13, 2013
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
I'm so tired of your psychotic, misogynistic, sociopathic, destructive behavior. I'm also tired of your lies. When will you learn I always know when you're lying? If there were prescriptions for anti-psychotics in bulk, I'd gladly pay for one!!!
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Declared by hacked off homemaker on Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Stop puerto ricans from being racist ! And give america back their money ! Ass Holes
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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Energy vampire
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
By the will of allah, may the goats of the feild devour your nuts that you may bare no more children
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Declared by nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007
When I write 'Je ne parle pas francaise' on my paper, it means just that. Now stop telling me to try harder, because if I try any harder than I already am I'm going to fall apart faster than a leper on a bicycle with square wheels.
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Declared by The suicidal leper on Monday, March 10, 2008
your empire will be crushed and you and your family of dirty old dogs will perish into nothings
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Power Point, I hate you. Your animations are weak and no one wants to see that shit.
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Declared by Roman on Wednesday, November 25, 2009
It was a good run but I have to square up after 15 years. I'm tired of you guy calling me to tempt me to act as a inebriated rebel teenager. I'm basically 30...Why don't you mothafuckaz chill the fuck out. Follow some of my positivity change or this softcore jihad will continue.
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Declared by New Man on Tuesday, February 21, 2012