Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou're snotty in the office and its getting worse. Damn you, you workplace infidel. I'm putting a jihad on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Let it be known all zionist printers will know the wrath of allah
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Declared by derka on Monday, October 29, 2007
Being sick of the telestalking machines is not a reason to send chain letters. Please stop sending e-mails regarding the ways to deal with them. If someone wants to get rid of the telestalking calls they can contact the local BBB-like organizations.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
Dude. You work for the university. You're not a real cop.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 6, 2009
There is no such thing as Holy War.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
So what if you don't do drugs? This world still sucks a big time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 18, 2014
You backstabbing, sweet-talking, malicious BITCH
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
start appreciating stuff i do for you and not look back on "al you did for me"
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Declared by pissedoff on Thursday, July 25, 2013
Why do politically correct social justice warriors get off on bossing everyone around, while calling people who don’t want to be dominated “asshats”? Why do politically correct social justice warriors who allegedly support freedom of speech ironically want to stamp out freedom of speech?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 9, 2015
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
What a foolish rapper. This short, whining, no rhyme rappin', beat stealin, unattractive, fool needs to cut out his kid thuggery ways and walk the plant to anonymity
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Declared by Kel on Monday, October 8, 2007
This website for its content (pre-adolescent, boring tripe).
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Declared by Dad on Monday, October 8, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
I declare a JIHAD on you for sucking in HALO 3! All praise be to Viperx100 for bailing your ass out all of the time. Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You're a fucking psychotic bitch! Inventing stories to save yourself. I hope the earth opens up and swallows you whole. You're a fucking waste of air and space. DIE BITCH, DIE!!!
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Declared by Dr. B on Wednesday, August 22, 2012