Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHow are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
Okay...so. Whenever we would have company or house guests the older sister doesn't mind hint eveytime we have a party her so called "man" or "boyfriend " comes over but he doesn't acknowledge her as that and whenever she would get drunk or high she likes to antagonize me. Let me tell you I am a 5'2" 105lb...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 8, 2017
I hate all my friends, cos of their stupid idea of getting drunk on mondey, I lost my voice..I cant only speak loud but i missed a date with my babe too. Damn you bastards. Never ever on monday.
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Declared by Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I hate how you say the same damn thing when I'm telling you stuff about my day. "Oh" "Haha" "Lol" "Ok" DO YOU NOT CARE AT ALL?? I seriously hate when that's all people say to me and act like they don't give a single fuck! YOU'RE MY FRIEND TOO! JIHAD ON YOU, INSENSITIVE DICK!
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Declared by Ignored on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Fuck off. Just fuck off. Really. I don't care. I said no once. Indeed, I said no a hundred times but you aren't listening.
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Declared by Bandrew McLoud on Monday, October 8, 2007
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Bling off and Shut the FUCK up,BITCH!
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Declared by offensive4ever on Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I jihad UUUUUUUU
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Declared by JIhad al Mulvaney on Friday, December 4, 2009
These politically correct social justice warriors have gone too far, by bullying The Gap into apologizing for a print ad, in which a taller white little girl is leaning her arm on the top of a shorter black girl’s head. These PC schmucks are claiming this ad is racist. What bullcrap. They obviously have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 7, 2016
You suck as an employee. If you don't improve, I'll either fire you or my gods will kill your gods.
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
You ugly, pointless, yellow basards. You fly in my house uninvited, making a noise, pissing me off and you serve no useful purpose to nature you useless plebs.
No-one likes you, no-one wants you. You're a mistake in evolution and you're nasty with it.
At least a Bee is good looking and has the decency...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
Spheres are superior. There will be no debate. Those with edges shall be wiped from existence.
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Declared by The Sphere on Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Stupid fucking cunt. My mother-in-law Lana Cochran, is the biggest fucking bitch in the world. Like I bring you into my fucking home you stupid bitch. And you fucking go through my fucking personal belongings and steal from me bitch? No you dumb fucking cunt. Go put a fucking gun to your head and fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
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Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I'm sick of those people who can't enjoy a good thing such as biking and who blame the victim each time a cyclists dies in an accident on the road.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
You invade the privacy of every human being on the planet daily. You have worked hard to keep your operations secret. But now we know what you are doing, and we shall not tolerate it. We shall use the full force of the law to bring you to your knees. The Holy War on the NSA continues!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Hey. Enjoy my ex, I dumped her for a reason. But you've been spreading lies about me, when I have some REAL dirt on you. You're telling people that my ex cheated on me with you? WITH YOU? That's a fucking riot, seeing as you're a slimy cunt who tells people about his piss fetish and sodomizing himself with...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 2, 2016
How does an iPod define your love for music?
How does a pair of Nike's define how well u ran this morning?
Why do you need some other guy's name on ur underwear?
How does giving flowers (and a huge list of more girly stuff) on Valentine's Day define ur love towards your partner?
Do you...
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Declared by KC on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I call for the violent death of the infedel who believes not in sane process or the divine power of business intelligence.
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Declared by Kelly Berger on Thursday, October 25, 2007