Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPentiti cane infedele!
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Declared by Pentotal on Saturday, November 10, 2007
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
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Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You invade the privacy of every human being on the planet daily. You have worked hard to keep your operations secret. But now we know what you are doing, and we shall not tolerate it. We shall use the full force of the law to bring you to your knees. The Holy War on the NSA continues!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 31, 2017
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I call for the violent death of the infedel who believes not in sane process or the divine power of business intelligence.
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Declared by Kelly Berger on Thursday, October 25, 2007
is this how this workds
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Declared by janlouw on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Fucking hell i cant fucking deal with his shit anymore i'm sick of it this a few days ago she acted all friendly and shit and all of a sudden she fucking ignores me like i'm nothing.
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Declared by FUUUUUCK on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
When I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
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Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
I declare absolute destruction of evil on you. You got a preview with the "twins" and your house falling into the ocean. You are the most miserable beast and your day will come. You are a disgusting beastly awful non-human being and you will pay for your crimes.
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Declared by Be afraid on Wednesday, December 10, 2014
You don't give me job, you burn
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Declared by Hampton on Thursday, July 28, 2016
Weirdly, she thinks I'm out to "get" her - that I mean to do harm. This is not true. What she does for a living doesn't mean anything to me. I'm just there in order to enjoy myself. I bear no ill will towards her. It's her job, her profession - and that's great. I'm not her competition. I'm just there to...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Sunday, May 21, 2017
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
Dear fucking asshole who happens to be my boss,
FUCK YOU. You are the worst fucking boss I've ever had. Never have I had so many put-downs by one person. You're supposed to manage me and mold me into a better employee. Instead, you belittle me and make me feel like shit each week.
FUCK YOU! I declare...
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Declared by Heather on Tuesday, January 15, 2013
The level of treatment I have received from our parents compared to you is extremely unfair. You have been handed everything you have and have not had to work very hard for what you have. Things always came easy to you, whether it was getting a cushy job that does not require a lot of hard work or, our...
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Declared by Ikkin on Monday, October 24, 2016
FUCK YOU CUNT YOURE GONNA BURN AT THE END OF MY STICK YOU FUCK
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Aryans are zhe superior race all ozher races have no right to exist! Death to zhe inferior jew subhumans! death to bolshevism and ozher vorthless subhuman nations! meine sturmtropen vill march through moscow before zhis day is done! ve shall triumph und exterminate all zhe puny subhumans! glory to zhe reich!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
leave me alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
If you get a boob job EXPECT PEOPLE TO LOOK! Quit being so idiotic about it, it's a free country, and if you walk outside, prepared to be looked at.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 8, 2009
These politically correct social justice warriors have gone too far, by bullying The Gap into apologizing for a print ad, in which a taller white little girl is leaning her arm on the top of a shorter black girl’s head. These PC schmucks are claiming this ad is racist. What bullcrap. They obviously have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 7, 2016
You hateful sons of bitches. You're the ones who're gonna rot in hell. I put a wholly unholy Jihad on you. Die Cunts!
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Declared by Big Poof on Friday, October 12, 2007