Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Jihadi John on Friday, February 26, 2016
I declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Bling off and Shut the FUCK up,BITCH!
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Declared by offensive4ever on Wednesday, April 1, 2009
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Pentiti cane infedele!
peeeeentiti zoccola fradicia!
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Declared by Pentotal on Saturday, November 10, 2007
I'm sick of those people who can't enjoy a good thing such as biking and who blame the victim each time a cyclists dies in an accident on the road.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
Go back to the province where you belong, you compulsive lying asshole! You are giving this city a big service if you do. Seriously! There's enough jolog rats over here in Metro Manila who lacks social graces, dishonest, corrupt, and compulsively breaking the rules so they could "improve themselves" for...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Fuck off. Just fuck off. Really. I don't care. I said no once. Indeed, I said no a hundred times but you aren't listening.
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Declared by Bandrew McLoud on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad infinity on you! Sorry 300 lb fat lazy bitch! Hope you choke on a ham sandwich.
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Declared by Short fuse on Sunday, January 13, 2013
You don't give me job, you burn
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Declared by Hampton on Thursday, July 28, 2016
Damn your technology!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
These politically correct social justice warriors have gone too far, by bullying The Gap into apologizing for a print ad, in which a taller white little girl is leaning her arm on the top of a shorter black girl’s head. These PC schmucks are claiming this ad is racist. What bullcrap. They obviously have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 7, 2016
I swear, whoever takes care of those autistic kids playing in my backyard had better pay more attention to them. The last time one of the autistic young girls came in my backyard, I fucked them and they literally came in my backyard. To be fair I was extremely intoxicated and now she wont stop coming back...
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Declared by Imaregisteredpedophile on Thursday, March 23, 2017
Weirdly, she thinks I'm out to "get" her - that I mean to do harm. This is not true. What she does for a living doesn't mean anything to me. I'm just there in order to enjoy myself. I bear no ill will towards her. It's her job, her profession - and that's great. I'm not her competition. I'm just there to...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Sunday, May 21, 2017
FUCK YOU CUNT YOURE GONNA BURN AT THE END OF MY STICK YOU FUCK
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor, egor. Grow up baby..You and your wife vincent e martz of mercersburg pa the egor will be sorry for what you did to family. You will face judgement before the throne of God.Get a job both of you instead of stealing money off of dad/pap you thief.You both take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 20, 2018
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
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Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
It's bad enough you woke me up at 1 in the fucking morning but you have the gall to keep me up for 30 consecutive GODdamn minutes. I cannot describe how many unseemly things I want to do to you. It would be slow, painful. Like melting you over some computer wreckage to make you feel at home. Maybe you'd like...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 15, 2017